Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Learned You Don’t Fuck With Australia

Last year, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard got into some shit after illegally smuggling their two terriers Pistol and Boo into Australia. Which is already way more than I want to know about this bullshit because I think people who bring their dogs everywhere should be shot into the sun. So here’s the awkward apology video they were forced to make where they seem genuinely concerned about Australian biosecurity and not at all like two people who just had their bolo ties and scarves confiscated until they comply. “Take the girl,” Johnny Depp probably said at one point. “I barely use her! I love heroin!”

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