Everything about this makes my brain shit blood. Apparently this clown Johnny Devenanzio, who proves my theory that Penn State main is a secret government douchebag academy, was nicknamed “Johnny Bananas” by his Real World castmates and feels that appearing in basically every single Real World/Road Rules challenge since 2006 instead of getting a job is legal grounds for him to sue Entourage over a storyline where Drama voices a cartoon monkey of the same name. TMZ reports:
Johnny was out at Beso in L.A. last night … and told us, “It’s not like I spilled hot coffee on my vagina and I’m trying to make a buck off of it … my identity has been stolen man.”
He adds, “I’ve been on television for the last 5 years, acting like a jerk-off, creating this name, making it a household name, and I’ll be damned if some half-ass gorilla is gonna come by and steal my thunder.”
It gets even better, Johnny also claims his lawyer sent HBO a cease and desist because, wait for it, he owns the rights to the name “Johnny Bananas” and that HBO is attempting “to capitalize on the name recognition which I’m solely responsible for creating.” So, he’s the famous 1940s gangster? It all makes sense now. Or at least does after this quote:
A spokesperson for HBO tells TMZ the folks at “Entourage” have not received “any correspondence regarding this matter.”
But the reality star just said he sent the letter. How can this be? Next you’re going to tell me Kim Kardashian is a liar leaving me no choice but to slap you in the face with my glove and demand satisfaction. TV chose these people to dictate reality. How dare you?
Photo: WENN
boo.
This guy is f’ing douche nozzle, know what I’m saying .
Everyone references that woman who spilled coffee on her vagina and no one has any idea what they are talking about. She got 3rd degree burns for gods sake. The coffee was served at 180-190 degrees. It was so hot the cup collapsed when she took the lid off.
Damn straight…that woman had to have skin grafts because of those injuries–not to mention McDonald’s having several hundred similar cases they tried to keep under the rug.
people don’t like facts to get in the way of a pithy headline.
That’s what I was thinking too. Her labia was FUSED to her leg. Though I suppose to Mr. Bananas it should have been explained as “Her hoo-hoo got a really bad ouchie.”
I would be more sympathetic to this man’s sad tale of stolen entertainment industry name/identity if I hadn’t seen this photograph.
+1
Who?
Exactly.
““I’ve been on television for the last 5 years, acting like a jerk-off, creating this name, making it a household name,”
Obviously this douche has not been to my household. Who is this fucktard and why is he not living in a van down by the river?
Because vans aren’t cheap.
John “Johnny Bananas” DiFronzo (born December 13, 1928) is a Chicago mobster and the reputed boss of the Chicago Outfit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_DiFronzo
Devenanzio stole the name.
Hopefully he gets capped for it.
he is smiling like a CREEPY LIZZARD, folks!!
………an american one.
You’re a fucking idiot. Hate. You.
“…acting like a jerk-off…”
Uh-huh. “Acting”. Riiight.
Fish, you had me at Johnny was out at Beso in L.A. last night, ” as in was he bussing tables?
Oh and Fish, you “stole” my name. When I was in high school, I had a tuna hoagie for lunch and someone called me “Fish” for eating it. So there.
You should sue him.
As the amount of “celebrity” involved becomes progressively more questionable… the level of desperation and general douche-fueled asshattery gets inversely magnified. Its science, look it up.
+1
This guy’s crusty teeth & lips always make me think his breath stinks.
“…making it a household name”
Maybe I’m just not hip and with the times like all those youngsters out there, but …who?
i am going to have to say that being over the age 17 makes it so i have no fucking clue who this guy is.
I second that.
Never even heard of this idiot, but it seems pretty clear he deserves sterilization. And to be ignored by the world.
Is he aware that people have not watched the Real World since the mid 90′s?
Penn State Sucks! Penn State Sucks!
Who is this pathetic fuck?
I don’t know which confuses me more…that I’ve never heard of “Johnny Bananas” but apparently should have, or that “Real World” is still on TV.
I would have figured they’d done every city at this point. I stopped watching when it became obvious that it was somewhat scripted unlike the first 8 or 9 seasons.
I stopped watching it after it became PAINFULLY obvious that Puck was put on the show to deliberately create drama where none otherwise existed. I don’t remember what season that was, but it was early.
I think that was 1994ish. San Francisco.
I’m not looking it up.
I believe he DID send the letter. But I also realize that the HBO staff that handles all the mail sent to Entourage would automatically round-file any correspondence written in crayon.
Nice.
Dear unknown pseudo-celebrity, please shave yourself because you look like an idiot kthnx.
What’s the story with this…John Chimpo fella?
SHENANIGANS!
at least he admits he has a vagina
If he’s been working to create a household name then he’s failed miserably. Hopefully HBO has the balls to take it to court and set a precedent that prevents future douches from trying this bullshit.
But let’s be honest . . . he’s already won just by the fact this is the most press he’s gotten in years.
The biggest travesty about this story is that the Real World and Road Rules are still on TV.
Shit, Road Rules still comes on? Why? That was a bad idea from day 1.
Sexist piece of shit.
I’m sorry, but who is this guy? Why is he even being mentioned on this site? Household name my ass.
I’m sorry, who the f*ck is this guy?
no idea who he is but i’d hit it.
Next up on the docket, Your Honor, the case of Douchebag Vs. Douchebags.
Four plastic tits and one asshole in this picture. Is that a new record?
As a Penn State graduate I would just like to say that yes, there are a lot of douchebags, but I promise the whole campus of 42,000+ is not as bad as this stupid asshole. I can probably guess what fraternity he was in though . . .
Not that it matters — oh, well, heck, for all I know maybe it does matter, legally — on Entourage it’s Johnny’s Bananas. Which is not the same thing.
Oh, I recognize this guy. He’s the one from that Axe Hair Gel commercial where his spiky ‘do spears all the fish. Right?
Umm… is it a coincidence that “Johnny Bananas” also used the term “brain shit blodd” on his twitter last night? hmm…
(from twitter)
MTVBananas Johnny Bananas
Christ, if I have to see this fucking Final Destination 5 commercial one more time, my brain is gonna shit blood!
i know who he is…and i know he is a douchebag.
he should get a real job instead! he and the rest of them.
Today I’m claiming the name DEBRA…so no one use it as of this moment or I’ll sue!!!!!