John Travolta: Scientologist for life

Despite his son Jett’s death, John Travolta’s rep is making it clear that the actor and Scientology will live long and prosper together. E! News reports:

“There’s no change in the relationship between the Church of Scientology and John,” Paul Bloch told E! News. “He is a member and it’s as it was, now and forever.”
The Mail last week claimed the O.G. O.T. (that’s Operating Thetan, to the uninitiated) was questioning his faith over disappointment that the e-meter-loving sect was unable to better help his late son, Jett.

Of course, should John Travolta try to leave the church, Tom Cruise would be ordered to climb up his urethra and look for Thetans. Sure, it doesn’t sound bad because Tom would easily fit, but did I mention he’d be wearing little climbing boots with spikes? Because he will.

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