John Travolta made an emergency landing in his private Boeing 707 after it experienced engine problems. He was flying by himself from Germany to New York after a TV appearance when he had to make an emergecny landing at Shannon Airport in Ireland. A source says:
“If he hadn’t made it to Shannon, it could have been the end of him. You could tell that he was very relieved.”
In case you’re curious, his Boeing 707 has three dining rooms and seats 179 people. So, yeah, it’s a good thing he took it out to fly all by himself. Can you imagine if he was seen flying a reasonably sized personal jet? Man, that would’ve been so embarrassing.
serial snarkalec | April 4, 2007 at 11:34 am
Too bad he isn’t actually on a boat like Mr. Howell instead of just dressed like him.
wedgeone | April 4, 2007 at 11:34 am
Too bad he didn’t land in the looney bin! Someone needs to unwarp his mind from the Scientology crap.
and LRHLTC!
Baroness | April 4, 2007 at 11:35 am
I’m glad to see celebrities doing their part to cut back on CO2 output. Boeing 707 is definitely the way to go.
HerpesHilton | April 4, 2007 at 11:35 am
Where did the man make all his money to be able to afford that plane??? Was it his “Kotter” money that made him rich?
Nsomniac | April 4, 2007 at 11:37 am
He actually stopped to sneak in another makeout session on the runway stairs from his closet assclown again. Plans were foiled by airport security who ran the man over with a golf cart while lighting a joint.
Fifth Stooge | April 4, 2007 at 11:40 am
Capitalist American dog.
rrd | April 4, 2007 at 11:40 am
there is something about him I just like.
ponk | April 4, 2007 at 11:40 am
official pilot uniform of Xenu airlines? wtf does he dress up like that to fly by himself? and good call on #3.
rrd | April 4, 2007 at 11:41 am
but that “dressed like Mr. howell” line at #1 IS hysterical
allyoops! | April 4, 2007 at 11:41 am
perhaps he needs a gigantic jet to transport the aliens that inspired his religion. i’ve heard the scientology aliens detest flying commercial…all those stuardesses are on anti-depressants you know…
Hemlock Queen | April 4, 2007 at 11:41 am
Hail Emperor Xirxon for saving this white, rich man’s life so that he may contribute more to the cause of Scientology!
F-Sucker | April 4, 2007 at 11:46 am
I wonder if the name of the plane is “Greased Lightning”?
Jimbo | April 4, 2007 at 11:48 am
No it is called the L Ron Hubbard
anothershityear | April 4, 2007 at 11:50 am
if this guy ever says anything about diminishing or preventing global warming, his house should be raided and all of the videos with him bound-and-gagged and screaming “But it’s dirty back there, Daddy!” should be released to the public
LadyJane | April 4, 2007 at 11:52 am
I could park my Ford Focus in his chin-dimple.
HughJorganthethird | April 4, 2007 at 11:53 am
The only thing worse than a douche is a fat douche. Way to help out he environment lard ass.
daηielle™↵ | April 4, 2007 at 11:54 am
Damn.
If only it would’ve crashed.
While he was hosting a dinner party in those three dining rooms.
With Britney, Lindsay, Paris and some other no namers being the “invited” guests.
Damn.
F-Sucker | April 4, 2007 at 11:56 am
To add to #17:
On Tom Cruise’s house……..while he was inside.
anothershityear | April 4, 2007 at 11:57 am
just googled it, his solution to global pollution is moving to other planets
isn’t that the same selfish logic that got the world in this fucking shitty situation to begin with?
way to suggest making humankind a bunch of 6-foot tall interplanetary AIDS viruses, you know-nothing untalented fuck
Superevil | April 4, 2007 at 11:59 am
It’s a shame he didn’t crash, the world could use less scientologists
DiHan | April 4, 2007 at 11:59 am
“Like oh mah god, that was a clossse call, oh mah god.”
daηielle™↵ | April 4, 2007 at 12:00 pm
@19.
Speaking of global pollution, how long do you think we have on this planet before things start to take a turn for the worse.
I haven’t exactly watched An Inconvient Truth.
diplodufus | April 4, 2007 at 12:04 pm
What’s really scary is that his co-pilot is actually a congealed mass of his expelled Thetans shaped into a rough humanoid form.
anothershityear | April 4, 2007 at 12:05 pm
#22 not exactly the world’s expert on.. well, on anything
just find it interesting that the “Scientific” solution to pollution, is like a one-night stand, fuck the planet then leave it before morning
what the fuck is “An Inconvenient Truth”?
daηielle™↵ | April 4, 2007 at 12:08 pm
That Al Gore documentary.
anothershityear | April 4, 2007 at 12:09 pm
just reread my comment, what i mean is what is so inconvenient about it? needless to say haven’t watched it, never will, it’s in the Mikey Moore pile of pop-meaningless-bullshit
Al Gore is a corporate tool, always has been always will be
him making a movie about science is like Dr. Phil telling people how to look good
schack | April 4, 2007 at 12:11 pm
no babies, today!
daηielle™↵ | April 4, 2007 at 12:13 pm
I don’t like to watch depressing stuff like that anyway.
By the way, The Hills Have Eyes 2 was a waste of my hard earned money. I’m thinking about going back to the theatre to protest.
I dunno.
schack | April 4, 2007 at 12:14 pm
judging from your name, you would actually like al gore’s movie. judging from your comment, though, you’re probably too stubborn to even try it. like 4 years ago, cock-in-hand was cool, but now it’s just getting old, in my HUMBLE opinion, sir.
schack | April 4, 2007 at 12:15 pm
#29 was for sir shityear, btw
N@ughty | April 4, 2007 at 12:17 pm
so…when does paris hilton get her airplane license and accidentally crash to the ground? or when does she just…crash?
RTH | April 4, 2007 at 12:19 pm
You know, one of the sad things is that… he bought himself that uniform, didn’t he?
I mean, real pilots are either issued them or simply required to wear them. He, on the other hand, bought his so he could pretend to be a pilot.
That’s sorta like buying a firefighter’s outfit and wear it around because I like to fancy myself being a firefighter…
Jillia | April 4, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Wasn’t he just on here (or maybe it was another site) preaching about the reality of global warming and how all of us should do our part blah blah blah…? What a fucking asshole. I wish it would have been the end of him. I swear, the bigger the celeb, the smaller the IQ
N@ughty | April 4, 2007 at 12:21 pm
#28…I’LL GO WITH YOU! need a hand? lol
honestly, protesting the theatre might not be such a good idea, let’s just kill the cast and see if they make a 3rd installment
lambman | April 4, 2007 at 12:25 pm
#3 and #5 both make valid and true points
people that fly in privet planes are duches
decal1028 | April 4, 2007 at 12:25 pm
For shityear
If you havent seen An Inconvenient Truth, how do you know it is “pop-meaningless-bullshit”? Give it 5 minutes, see if you don’t watch the rest.
Or shut the fuck up, either way…the planet wins.
flatearth inc | April 4, 2007 at 12:25 pm
“Al Gore is a corporate tool”
Completely true. All the greenies are on the payrolls of the oil companies, just look it up. Anyway, Gore’s movie was totally trashed when those 2500 international scientists reported that global warming is probably a hoax and if it isn’t, humans aren’t responsible for it.
sympathee | April 4, 2007 at 12:25 pm
What a douche.
Truthseeker013 | April 4, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Caption on pic- “Hi! I’m John Revolting!”
Truthseeker013 | April 4, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Re #38- please don’t insult douches…
daηielle™↵ | April 4, 2007 at 12:27 pm
@34.
You have their addresses?
schack | April 4, 2007 at 12:28 pm
which 2,500 international scientists? god, i hope you’re kidding. i don’t think you are. luckily it doesn’t really matter what you think. freedom is the real hoax. you think you really make any of your decisions for yourself?
but i’m on your side in a weird way. i wanna see it all go down.
anothershityear | April 4, 2007 at 12:32 pm
#30 appreciate the opinion, haven’t been knighted yet so mr. another will do just fine for now
so, we are not all in agreement that global-warming is a cyclic naturally-occurring phenomenon being used presently to make the populace feel guilt and shame for just being alive and breathing, resulting in further restrictive laws generating money funneled directly upward towards the few and the elite with an ultimate intent toward justifying wholesale elimination of the downtrodden masses?
maybe i do need Gorey-boy to show me The Way, how much is his shitty movie?
btw Al, way to flip-flop on Tobacco campaign-contributions as soon as it became politically incorrect, how much money did your daddy’s farms make off of other people’s lung cancer again?
daηielle™↵ | April 4, 2007 at 12:33 pm
What would all of you do today if the world were to end tomorrow? The million dollar question.
schack | April 4, 2007 at 12:36 pm
the beauty of scientific inquiry is that it is tentative by definition, which means that the potential for denial is infinite. any claim can be doubted. the question is whether you use that feature to see the world with your eyes crossed or not.
danielle. i would have sex with my secret admirer.
schack | April 4, 2007 at 12:37 pm
and 43- you obviously haven’t seen the movie. you are just making more and more of a fool of yourself. but, of course, you can doubt that. i doubt the rest of us do, though.
daηielle™↵ | April 4, 2007 at 12:39 pm
@45.
Lucky secret admirer.
N@ughty | April 4, 2007 at 12:39 pm
#41 unfortunately…no. i was sorta kinda hoping YOU did…i just want publicity. lmao
SuburbanCowboy | April 4, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Sure he didn’t have any humans on the plane with him, but there were thousands and thousands of thetans trapped inside.
anothershityear | April 4, 2007 at 12:42 pm
#46 fool? i resemble that remark!
i didn’t watch Gladiator to learn about Roman history either