John Travolta kisses a man

August 31st, 2006 // 134 Comments

John Travolta was spotted kissing a man as they boarded his 707 airplance in Hamilton, Ontario. This doesn’t mean he’s gay or anything, it just means he has a really strange grasp of proper social behavior. Where most people hug or shake hands, John Travolta gives awkward kisses on the mouth. If I was called a homosexual for everytime I did that I can’t even tell you the number of times I would’ve been called a homosexual. Oh wait, yes I can. Turns out it’s zero.



  1. llllllllll

    numero unoooooooooooooooooooooo si!!!!!!

  2. llllllllll

    Oh God…that smooch is soo sickening

  3. Elikapeka

    I wonder if guy-on-guy kissing is a Scientology thing… Tom sure takes advantage of it.

  4. llllllllll

    I guess men making out with men is in… {barf}..{gulp}

  5. dupababy

    but of course he kisses a man.. have you seen his wife lately? actually, i think it’s part of the scientology dogmatasticality.. “thou must be looney tunes, thou must hide your gayness”.. all this while simultaneously pretending to have children and your real hair.. crazy? revolting? you bet..

  6. Lynette Carrington

    #5. Revolting? Maybe TRAvolting.

  7. biatcho

    Gay is the new High 5… it’s science.

  8. jrzmommy

    OH YEAH!!!! I fucking KNEW it!!! Where to begin????

    Scientology prerequisite for men: LOVE THAT COCK!

  9. suzy

    ah ah ah ah staying alllliiiive

    lol that’s whoa! i never expected that from the Travolta man!

  10. llllllllll

    How do these celebrities allow themselves to be caught doing these stupid things..I mean don’t they know that they are under a microscope..don’t thek now that if they don’t lock the bathroom door securly a photo of them eatting their poop will surely circulate People Magazine?

  11. Pete

    that looks like a slightly chunky, less attractive Brad Pitt that he’s kissing. Kinky much?

  12. jrzmommy

    7–ha!! John Revolta!!

  13. This is a pretty old picture. Someone even decided to cut out the date that says 9/11/200.

  14. llllllllll

    Old or’s still gay

  15. I was told it’s not gay to kiss another man unless you’re actually gay. At least that’s what my friend told me.

  16. Rossarooni

    I?m all for hot man-on-man action, but J.T.’s fey, matronly kiss is like something my grandmother used to give her Hadassah friends on Mahjong night. How utterly Travolting!

  17. llllllllll

    errr I take it your “friend” kisses you often and tells you it’s ok..that is, if you’re a man and so is he.

  18. jrzmommy

    14–I don’t care if it says 9/11/187 a fag kiss is a fag kiss. Danny Zuko likes to play hide the zucchini!! hee hee

  19. We are seriously way to uptight about sexuality in our society. Who cares? It is nice to see people comfortable enough with themselves to express affection without worrying about what uptight people will think.

    Oh my god! A man kissing another man… oh good god, the sky is falling, the sky is falling! Come on people, can’t we loosen up a bit a see affection as a good thing?

    You would not see people worked up about a picture of a man shooting another. Perhaps sharing a bullet with another man is more comfortable in our society, but I am pretty confident when that is the case we are no more evolved than an ape.

    I think people showing affection is something we need more of… go Johnny go!

  20. Rimmer

    They’re not leaving. They are both boarding that plane where other men await for their man-on-man fest.

    Man-on-festing on a plane brings you closer to god says scientology. That does make sense people.

  21. RichPort

    Sure the kiss itself is fruity enough, but does he really have to do it on his tippy toe? I mean come on! I’ve seen plenty of queers wearing feathery pink ruffled boas and lace knee highs kiss manlier (yea, fuck it, I just made that word up) than that. I wonder if he did a pirouette after that. What the fuck???

  22. jrzmommy

    20– You c’mon! Re-read what you just typed and tell me if you belive it? Handshakes? combo handshake/pat on back. Okay even hug with much back patting…..all guy “affections.” Kiss on lips…..QUEER.

  23. llllllllll


  24. jrzmommy

    I wonder if they play a little game he likes to call Greased Lightening!! hee hee.

  25. sillyrabbit

    is this news to anyone (that JTLTC)? its just embarrassing to be outed in such a majorly faggy way. poor kelly. she should give katie a call.

  26. combustion8

    he fuct’em.

  27. jrzmommy

    The other guy looks like that actor….don’t know his name. I think he played one of the guards in The Green Mile. Christ, he’s in a lot of movies. Do you know who I’m talking about? I think he was also in that horrible Melanie Griffith “Crazy in Alabama”.

  28. RichPort

    #25 – I though it was Oliva Newton John who sang “you betta shape up… cause I need a man”. Something tells me after that kiss, his chills were multiplyin’…

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go brass knuckle punch myself in the face repeatedly for not only knowing any parts of Grease by heart, but for reciting them as well.

  29. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover

    My uncle was a rather famous actor who passed away in 2003, but he had told us for YEARS that it was a widely known Hollywood secret that John Travolta had experimented with men when he became famous in the 70′s/80′s. He also said that Tom Cruise is definitely gay. My cousin, his daughter, is still a big wig in Hollywood, as she’s the Executive VP for the Paramount Network…and she backs up his claims.

  30. bigponie

    john: give me a kiss baby
    pal : ummmm ahhhh, how’s that taste, honey
    john: yes, more tongue, I want more tongue
    pal : ummm, you taste like tuna, wtf
    john: shut up, that’s just the wife, give me more spit
    pal : whatever you say zuko baby, you’re so manly…

  31. Jslash

    #25 awesome. ROFL

  32. jrzmommy

    32–so who’s your uncle?

  33. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover

    I don’t want to name names. If you really wanna find out, it wouldn’t be too hard to look up. His son, my other cousin, has been engaged to both Salma Hayek and Mariska Hargitay.

  34. commissioner

    With a kiss like that, there probably wasn’t a second date. I mean, notice how neither of them are attempting to fondle the other’s genitals. I want some guy to at least try to stick his hands down my pants or grab a boob.

  35. commissioner


    “I don’t want to name names . . . . . ”

    You did, though. Don’t name ‘em unless they’re women, cause you have to protect the guy’s anonymity.

  36. combustion8

    was your uncle Paul Lynde?

  37. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover

    No, I’ll just say it since it’s tearing #38 apart. Richard Crenna.

  38. JennyD

    They are about to film their own private little version of “Snakes on a Plane”.

  39. badpun

    John Travolta? More like John Revolta.

  40. RichPort

    Do you know how my uncle found out he was gay? His roommate kept telling him his cock tasted like shit.

  41. jrzmommy

    name the fucking names. COME ON!

  42. Ramdonomo

    Relative? You know how you be kissin’ your relatives on the mouth… come on.

  43. That’s the gayest thing since gay sex

  44. combustion8

    That dude from Rambo, didnt even know he died, bummer.

  45. jrzmommy

    42….yes, we’ve established #s 13 & 7.

    Whod’a thought when he was singing “Oh Sandy” he had the swarthy waiter, Alessandro, at the Italian restaurant in mind.

  46. jrzmommy

    Richard Crenna? He was cool. Sorry he died. So what else can you tell us?

  47. sortit

    i wish i could be more interested in this, children..

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