John Travolta kisses a man


John Travolta was spotted kissing a man as they boarded his 707 airplance in Hamilton, Ontario. This doesn’t mean he’s gay or anything, it just means he has a really strange grasp of proper social behavior. Where most people hug or shake hands, John Travolta gives awkward kisses on the mouth. If I was called a homosexual for everytime I did that I can’t even tell you the number of times I would’ve been called a homosexual. Oh wait, yes I can. Turns out it’s zero.