John Travolta & Kelly Preston did what now?
Because Thetans aren’t going to E-meter themselves or however the fuck Scientology works (Internal combustion?), John Travolta and Kelly Preston have announced they’re geniuses and put a baby inside a 47-year-old uterus:
It’s impossible to keep a secret…especially one as wonderful as this. We want to be the first to share this great news with everyone that we are expecting a new addition to our family.
– John, Kelly and Ella.”
So do they want another mentally handicapped child to replace the last one? *ducks*