John Stamos ordered the fish not the crazy

November 14th, 2007 // 72 Comments
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The FBI was called to investigate a “verbal altercation” that occurred on a flight between John Stamos and an unidentified woman on Monday. John was asleep during the flight when the woman, also a first class passenger, decided to wake him up. E! Online reports:

The woman then persisted in trying to get the actor’s attention after he told her he wanted to sleep. Then, when he got up to use the restroom, she informed him she would wait in his seat until he returned.
After Stamos got back to his seat, the woman persisted in trying to chat with him, refusing flight attendants’ urging to go back to her own first-class seat and repeatedly tapping Stamos on the hand.

John Stamos opted not to press charges. Wow, what a nice guy. That’s good though. This lady is in enough trouble as it is. Just wait until her husband finds out that she was on a plane and disturbing a man’s slumber. Cleary she doesn’t pay any attention to the rules he wrote in black marker on that sheet over the bed. See what happens when you don’t stay at home and cook a hot, delicious meal while folding laundry? Yeah, the FBI shows up. Thank God we live in such an awesome country. Now you see why I salute the flag every morning. You know, besides being drunk.

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  1. LayDeeBug

    Damn, Blackie STILL looks good! Grrrrrrrrr!

  2. It is ok Veggi. We knew what you meant and the trolls are all fucktards..

  3. DavidCopperfield

    John you should call me. I want to give that girl who wanted you some of me. Just give me her name. My people will get her on my island where i will seduce her with my snake. Thanks for being gay John and thanks for sharing.

  4. Fucktards with clearly higher IQs, granted, but still…wait what?

  5. First of all, I NEVER call “FIRST” for the record, that would be my troll, and so is #16 and whatever else, cause I just got here..

  6. tapioca panty pudding

    his best days are long gone. he should be lucky that anyone recognizes him. the best part of him left years ago and married the fat kid from STAND BY ME.

  7. Anna G

    # 9. I can see your father was an extremely loving man, but I think all those late night trips to your room has turned you into an evil person. Get a life. you judgmental piece if shit.

  8. wino

    what’s a “piece if shit”?

    #33…we dont’ want you to go away mad. Just go away.

  9. Jim

    A few people write “first” and I scroll down a bit.

    Wow, that was rough.

    Fish needs to get better material. The bitchy types have nothing worthwhile to write about.

  10. John Stamos? Really? That bitch must not have been playing with a full house………..

  11. NotAnnaGarzia

    I am a little late on this one but hey Anna Garzia, you fucking beaner…get a life.

  12. BunnyButt

    Stamos just should’ve bitch slapped her.

    On a horny note, I never thought he was particularly interesting when he was younger, but, damn, he’s getting finer with age. ‘Course, I always like my men a bit worn around the edges. Those shiny new ones are boring.

  13. LL

    I kinda like Stamos too. Not from that crappy show Full House, and I don’t watch ER now (too much drama, not enough trauma), but he’s OK. Easy on the eyes. More than most people can say.

    I am deeply hurt that no one trolls me. C’mon, I’m trollworthy. Doesn’t someone wanna tell all the other anonymous posters how I have sex with animals and vegetables (but not minerals, I do have standards) while my mom watches? No one wants to post a lame-ass “First!!!!” (and don’t forget the multiple exclamation marks, those are the most important part) using my initials? Anybody? Anybody? Is this thing on?

  14. LL

    I like to have sex with animals. And veggi. And my mom.

    Happy?

  15. whackjob

    …”on a flight between John Stamos and an unidentified woman”…

    probably a pretty short flight.

  16. Ript1&0

    Ok, so for the record…. I thought Pauly Shore was hot in those beach shots and all I want to do now is kick Stamos in the face. At least Pauly could make you laugh (sometimes).

    Stamos is right up there with Cris Angel, David Copperfield, and Sam Lufti in the running for biggest douche in the world.

  17. D. Richards

    Uncle Jesse?! Can’t a guy get to his Ripper’s gig without some fucking hag all over his balls? I mean, c’mon, man. Seriously, Jesse should be happy somebody’s paying him attention. Isn’t he in celebrity hell? An E-list star. How sad.

  18. LL

    RE I like to have sex with animals. And veggi. And my mom. Happy?

    That’s a C- effort at best. If you’re not really gonna go all out, just don’t bother. It makes me sad, like Britney crying over her wedding dress. But thanks for playing.

  19. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, phd

    The only crazy thing here is that if he had taken her by the neck and smashed her head into the armrest, like he should have done, HE would be the one to get in trouble. Seriously, not everyone is a psycho, or on drugs, or a terrorist……some (a lot of) people are just straight up assholes, who deserve to be punched.

  20. Dave

    Always put my eyes on this sexy and perfect man. LOVE YOU FOR EVER. BTW, someone told me that you appear on the celebrity and millioniare dating site called millionairematch.com/photo/bloger. Is it really you? If it’s true, I will send an email because the profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Charlie sheen already found his girl at that site

  21. Sissy

    Always put my eyes on this sexy and perfect man. LOVE YOU FOR EVER. BTW, someone told me that you appear on the celebrity and millioniare dating site called millionairematch.com/photo/bloger. Is it really you? If it’s true, I will send an email because the profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Charlie sheen already found his girl at that site

  22. jacknasty

    Stamos rules!

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