The FBI was called to investigate a “verbal altercation” that occurred on a flight between John Stamos and an unidentified woman on Monday. John was asleep during the flight when the woman, also a first class passenger, decided to wake him up. E! Online reports:
The woman then persisted in trying to get the actor’s attention after he told her he wanted to sleep. Then, when he got up to use the restroom, she informed him she would wait in his seat until he returned.
After Stamos got back to his seat, the woman persisted in trying to chat with him, refusing flight attendants’ urging to go back to her own first-class seat and repeatedly tapping Stamos on the hand.
John Stamos opted not to press charges. Wow, what a nice guy. That’s good though. This lady is in enough trouble as it is. Just wait until her husband finds out that she was on a plane and disturbing a man’s slumber. Cleary she doesn’t pay any attention to the rules he wrote in black marker on that sheet over the bed. See what happens when you don’t stay at home and cook a hot, delicious meal while folding laundry? Yeah, the FBI shows up. Thank God we live in such an awesome country. Now you see why I salute the flag every morning. You know, besides being drunk.
MindRiot | November 14, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Nice shoes. Asshat.
craigj | November 14, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Almost first!
anna garzia | November 14, 2007 at 1:00 pm
FIRST
anna garzia | November 14, 2007 at 1:00 pm
FIRST
Jimbo | November 14, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Frist how many times have I told you desperation never works
Bert | November 14, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Maybe she just wanted to know why he’s considered an “actor”.
Celebrity Clothing Line | November 14, 2007 at 1:04 pm
I guess you can call that first degree stalking?…lol At least he didn’t press charges. Imagine what might have happened if he did talk to her?
AnneB | November 14, 2007 at 1:06 pm
I think she wanted to touch his sleep-woody.
steve | November 14, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Hey Anna Garzia!
Take a clue from MindRiot, who not only took the higher ground by not proclaiming “first” (which, I’m assuming Anna, is what grade you’re in) but made a funny joke.
And Anna Garzia! We’d like to take every single goddamned annoying motherfucking cock-eating shit-licking ass-rimming old-man-feltching fist-fucking piece of fucked up pathetic diarreah coming out of the ass of an old syphilis infected boxcar hobo motherfucker who types “FIRST”, and rip their intestines out their asshole and make them eat it.
Have a great day Anna Garzia!
MindRiot | November 14, 2007 at 1:10 pm
I never understood the FIRST bullshe-it.
Why be as lame as the photo I’m making fun of?
who cares, steve | November 14, 2007 at 1:11 pm
You’re a douche. Say something funny about the story or shut the fuck up. Only posers try to be moderators on a blog they don’t own.
jerkin | November 14, 2007 at 1:11 pm
MindRiot…….. not only was your statement NOt funny, but don’t pat yourself on the back afterwards, ok?
Vince Lombardi | November 14, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Apparently the way John Stamos stays so thin is, rather than eating those little chocolates they leave on this $500-a-night hotel-suite-for-talentless-actors pillows, he uses them TO POLISH HIS BOOTS.
John, it’s called KIWI and it takes about 30 seconds and a brush, dude.
Jimbo | November 14, 2007 at 1:15 pm
@5 Hey Troll, then why are you so desperate to be someone else??
Jimbo | November 14, 2007 at 1:15 pm
We should be careful with MindRiot, bashing him might be a hate crime (gays)
FRIST!!! | November 14, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Great comeback, Jimbo! I’m surprised, I didn’t think you had it in you. Seriously, because you’re kinda dumb (no offense).
Jimbo | November 14, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Stamos is the only reason I watch ER. Before he went on the show, I never tried to masturbate to it. Ok, once or twice, but only because they were showing dead bodies.
Jimbo | November 14, 2007 at 1:21 pm
I love the middle picture. It’s like he’s finished sucking my cock and getting ready to brace himself against the wall as I get behind him. Awwww, who am I kidding? I’m always the one doing the bracing
Jimbo | November 14, 2007 at 1:22 pm
I just fucked my troll’s mom.
jerkin | November 14, 2007 at 1:24 pm
that’s nothing. I just fucked my own mom.
jackin | November 14, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Quite pathetic that people on here have NOTHING funny to say so they post gross things with other peoples names. Sad really.
jerkin | November 14, 2007 at 1:25 pm
aww, mindriot, did I hit a nerve? you’re a dumbfuck.
Doomhammer | November 14, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Shit like that is exactly why I bought my own jet and stopped using public transportation.
veggi | November 14, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Stamos is the guy you fuck when you’re really really hating yourself.
Mary Kate Olson | November 14, 2007 at 1:34 pm
I am a troll. What’s the problem?
PS I fucked jerkin’s mom. Jerkin helped. A little.
steve | November 14, 2007 at 1:35 pm
I hope Fish comes up with another post soon, this has really degenerated. Plus I really want to be first!
veggi | November 14, 2007 at 1:36 pm
24- shaaaad aaap eeeedeeot!
Seriously, this guy doesn’t age, does he… maybe he should give some tips to the olson twins..
MindRiot | November 14, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Easy Jerkin.
Not patting anything there pal. Is recess already over for you?
What a bunch of desperate teens on here. You dont drop the obligatory ‘first’ and get bashed. Oh well.
Doomhammer | November 14, 2007 at 1:37 pm
You guys lay off the shoes. Ive been told that John had just returned from stomping out some hot spots in the hollywood hills before this shoot.
veggi | November 14, 2007 at 1:38 pm
He gave a tip to me once. Right out of my butt. He’s a nasty boy. Anyway, I really wish I hadn’t had two bowls of Muesli that morning…
veggi | November 14, 2007 at 1:40 pm
30-that doesn’t even make sense… and what’s your deal with butts? yer weird man..
p911gt10c | November 14, 2007 at 1:43 pm
#9 atta boy Steve!
Now that’s the kinda passion to erradicate all the losers that claim “first!’ I like to see!!
Geoff | November 14, 2007 at 1:43 pm
I’m first!!! No really folks this is a first. I’m going to slander the idiots who bitch at people for proclaiming themselves first. Let’s call them first-fags. I’m find and dandy with the people proclaiming themselves “First!” but I really think that the people who bitch at them, like they are going to stop them or change their minds, are the real retards here. SO everyone join me in welcoming in the new term first-fag and christen in by laying into Steve. Congratulations Steve your are the first first-fag! Yaaaaaay!
Jimbo | November 14, 2007 at 1:44 pm
@15, 17, 18, &19 Wow I have at least two troll.
Hey Veggi how many trolls do you have??
Binchia | November 14, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Q. What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A. Keep the tip.
RENEE Z... | November 14, 2007 at 1:46 pm
He used to be so hot. Now he’s just nasty. And that was some lame commentary, fish guy; lame-O.
Geoff | November 14, 2007 at 1:46 pm
f7f17-08 Ha ha! You are the second place first-fag! Way to shine!
p911gt10c | November 14, 2007 at 1:46 pm
#33
You’re a loser.
veggi | November 14, 2007 at 1:47 pm
HA! steve is p911gt10c’s little bitch. You really shouldn’t have taken a man’s name, steve.
p911gt10c | November 14, 2007 at 1:49 pm
#34,
Looks like he’s got one at #39.
veggi | November 14, 2007 at 1:50 pm
39- go. find. your. own. name. dickfuck.
And jimbo, I’m sure I have serveral trolls, but their collective IQ is embarassing.
Rand | November 14, 2007 at 1:50 pm
I’d have to agree that the obsession with “first” is gay, both for the people who write it and the people who care that they write it and hiss at them like flamers.
23apples | November 14, 2007 at 1:52 pm
What is with the huge glittery ring on his hand in the middle picture?
Raquel | November 14, 2007 at 1:53 pm
I agree with #11. It’s pathetic to try to police other commenters on a blog that’s not yours, according to some rule you made up. It’s something kids would do on the playground.
Geoff | November 14, 2007 at 1:54 pm
#43 if you look closely its a ring that spells out “FIRST” in little, tiny, diamonds.
veggi | November 14, 2007 at 1:55 pm
“embarrassingly high!!!” I meant to say (I hate it when I misspell a key word when I’m trying to bash somebody’s intelligence).
veggi | November 14, 2007 at 1:59 pm
46- actually, you imbread twat, I meant to put the ASS in embarASSing.. get it? you’re an ass?
M | November 14, 2007 at 2:00 pm
I’d rather deal with that than someone’s fuck trophy screaming the entire flight.
veggi | November 14, 2007 at 2:03 pm
lmao@ “imbread”
veggi | November 14, 2007 at 2:03 pm
when i make you a sammich, do you want the imbread toasted?