John Stamos makes a fool of himself

Yeah I noticed him stuttering a lot–what was that about? Couldn’t decide if he was drunk or on drugs. Ha! Uncle Jesse IS a trainwreck now.

I met John Stamos the drunk cokewhore at a Stripclub in LA a few years ago. We were at my friends bachelorette party. Our booths were next to each other and he gave us tons of attention, even inviting me to join him and his lady friend for a threesome at some point. I of course declined the friendly offer as I don’t find fullfilment in meeting couples in clubs and going home with them for a threesome or whatever. He told me they had blow as well. Well I’m sure he did, cuz the girl looked like she had just turned 18 and very uncomfortable. She was superfrail too, the poor thing. At the time he was married to the Romijn chick, so it was a bit of a shock to see him like that. What was more of a shock was that he was completely wasted and was nodding off sometimes and making crying babyfaces when someone said something to him, obviously not understanding what the hell was going on.
So it’s kinda funny to hear he was shitfaced at a Stripclub over there…just bought back some memories.
Old habits don’t change I guess.

What an idot!

idiot, idot.
Stamos did another interview in which the interviewees pretended to nick everthing in his mini bar. I’m guessing he drank the lot after the pranksters left, just to be on the safe side. Kerry Ann Kennel is NOT a MILF, she’s a KRUSTY OLD BAG…I bet she did him too…

He was drunk and he was a bit rude. So what most of us all have been there before!

“disorientated?” Uh, there’s no such word.

Who the fuck is John Stamos?

Its okay to be jet-lagged after 9 or 10 vodka gimlets….Just don’t go on TV in that condition.

He is so messed up I couldnt even watch..poor thing…I know his neighbor (a single girl) and she said he is a total cokewhore…..what a waste!!!!

LOL “gyrating around with one of the studio props…”

oh kerri-ann…many a local polititian’s downfall…

stamos was really scraping the bottom of the barrel anyway!

I don’t remember anything I have
zeen him in..damn he muzt be old.
he lookz like hez gay and lonely.

Isn’t it time for some current and relevant news from … like … TODAY?

Wake up Fish. This is some major boring shit.

It’s obviously due to the Coriolis effect. As an American, he probably wasn’t aware that when you snort cocaine in Australia you should always roll your dollar bill in a counterclockwise direction, not clockwise like in the northern hemisphere. And it’s always left nostril first down under. LEFT!!!

62 Thats a strange accent you have…..where are you from?

He should have licked her face at the end. “Good BYE John” *slurp*

#4

What was wrong with Rebecca R was for marrying him in the first place. If I looked like her, there’s no way I’d settle for someone that short. As X in sex is concerned, usually short guys have short ones, so your navel is probably the only thing he can fully penetrate.

I know I’ll probably get a lot of people rebutting my previous sentence. I hope they’ll prove it wrong by posting naked pictures of naked guys, good looking ones hopefully, because this site apparently won’t give me those :)

Stamos is not 38, he’s 43. You almost got it right though. Well, no not really. Guess that about sums it up here eh?

He was put on a plane and sent out of the country FOR THIS SHIT?

Fuck you he’s my new hero.

Since when do Aussies care whether or not somebody is drunk?

Also they should put Aunt Becky on E.R. too cause she turned out REALLY HOT

is it weird I don’t see anything wrong with this?

he really is.

He was born a fool!

Uncle Jesse…I f#cked him!

That condition makes him easier to take advantage of sexually, however that is the extent of my interest. Stimulating oral, but not conversation.

I think my life’s ambition is to drink with John

Why was it ok for Danny Davito to be on the View, drunk as a skunk, sitting on Rosie Odonnells lap like some retarted meat puppet? John Stamos is fine. He wasn’t out of control. Fun actually more tv personalities should be so enertaining!

A great looking fucked up dude …

#37 you are a f’d up dude yourself! but you made me laugh!

LMFAO. This was so hilarious!

I’ve been down under a few times, and the 14 hour flight does give you jet lag, but jet lag makes you physically sick it does not make you an asshole jerk. Sounds like drug withdrawal symptoms to me. He also needs any PR he can get since no one under 40 knows who he is.

Kerri Anne is a bit of a legend on Australia TV for longevity. She has a reputation for getting guests to do stunts which started after getting our deputy PM to do the macarena which is now part of her show reel I am sure.

He’s not the first to be tired and emotional on Australian TV. It a long way here – We get that, but at least try to be proffesional. Sheesh we get Yank/UK actors/celebs down here all the time doing interviews straight off the plane – its your job…do it well…fly first class….arrived prepared…then after you have done your job we will take you and get you drunk on our real beer and smother you with our down-to-earth women who will get wet just because of your accent.

Oh yeah…we get our drugs from Asia so they are real cheap too and you don’t want to try and smuggle anything through – our customer people are nazi’s – Sly Stallone got busted with steriods – surprise!!!

Go nuts but do you job first…take a leaf out of Johnny Knoxville’s book – he was nearly not allowed on the plane back to US after doing Dukes of Hazzard promo’s here.

Michael Weatherly was here a few months back and was brilliant and Michale Buble is here at the moment and is all over the TV…

If I had lost Rebecca I would get drunk too…then if I found out she was getting married again to a DORK I would get drunk everyday for the rest of my life.

He was funny and charming ; a very gay gentleman. geez it was funny ‘though

Holy fuck I thought this was Evan Almighty.
I want my 8 bucks back.
To snort this big ol bag of blow with.

I watched this as I live in Australia he wasn’t even that bad seriously kerrianne is boring as hell…. John was just having fun I’m not even a fan of his but seriously he was just being honest.daily telegraph sucks and she was interrupting him..

Hollywood Agent, I think you mean no one under 15 knows who he is–most of us over that age grew up on Full House.

#56 Uh, yes there is. They teach that word at school (“school” is also a word)

#56 Uh, yes there is. They teach that word at school (“school” is also a word)

Pleasee…did anyone od you ever fly to australia, and then have to actually work. My god, it’s torture and th eworst jet lag in the world….so shut up.

I agree with Ms. #52′s comments about Stamos’ old habits not changing. I saw him during the daytime shift at Rick’s Cabaret in New Orleans, ridiculously impaired on something! He couldn’t even sit or hold his head up straight almost the entire time he was in there, hiding mostly under the stripper that was sitting on his lap (I guess he was acting like one of those paranoid celebs). ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC! A co-worker asked him if he was Stamos, and he denied it completely – no one could believe it! His drug problem must really be out of control… I wonder if it was brought on due to being dumped by a supermodel wife!

Drunk off his ass Down Under. He fits right in with most Aussies.

#37, for christ’s sake, “carrots and peas around his weiner”, man, thats f’g funny.

wtf. nobody watches kerry anne. she’s a fuckin joke daytime tv star that entertains old housewives.

He had jet lagged or maybe he was drunk. who cares is he still famous?

Not for nuthin’ but it says Stamos is 38…he’s 44. It didn’t sound right to me that “Uncle Jessie” was only 2 years older than me, not with that mullet he was sporting back then.

Stamos was the man back in the early 90s and he’s still the man today! If anyone’s watched this interview on KAK, it was quite funny. Sure, he made an absolute fool of himself, but he also provided some great entertainment.

while he was in New Orleans during Mardi Gras I had to forcibly kick him out of the famous door for not paying the 5 dollar cover charge and he began to get irate until a couple of police officers came and escorted him away

oh my lady gaga