John Stamos has the weirdest belly button ever

May 18th, 2007 // 46 Comments

John Stamos may or may not be a demon. Judging by his belly button I’m going with may.


Comments (46)

  1. Redswipe | May 18, 2007 at 8:02 am

    Do I get a prize if I’m first?

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  2. Parrish | May 18, 2007 at 8:07 am

    His belly button, maybe.

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  3. KatieKates | May 18, 2007 at 8:07 am

    I know someone who has a baby with a freaky belly button like that. Only it is bigger. And on a baby? Wayyyy creepier than even John Stamos’s demonic navel.

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  4. Binky | May 18, 2007 at 8:07 am

    I don’t think I can stomach that

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  5. Redswipe | May 18, 2007 at 8:09 am

    ‘His belly button, maybe.’ – Well that sucks, you can’t sell body parts on Ebay.

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  6. Fishstick | May 18, 2007 at 8:09 am

    Stamos: Uncle Jesse in the ER? OK, I got nothin’.

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  7. Fifth Stooge | May 18, 2007 at 8:10 am

    In the event of a water landing, his belly button can be used as a floatation device.

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  8. BarbadoSlim | May 18, 2007 at 8:13 am

    John Stamos? How does it feel like there in ….1988? why don’t you post a link to that Kokomo video while you are at it.

    yikes, you suck.

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  9. Dirty Sanchez | May 18, 2007 at 8:16 am

    Tom Selleck is fucking HOT

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  10. Bern | May 18, 2007 at 8:18 am

    Anything that involves Tom Selleck makes me happy. I want one of those mustaches.

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  11. FRIST!!! | May 18, 2007 at 8:20 am

    I think I’m gonna puke

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  12. Jimbo ? | May 18, 2007 at 8:26 am

    Thank god my work blocks video streaming and I can not see something this gross so early in the morning.

    Good Morning FRIST

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  13. DancingQueen | May 18, 2007 at 8:27 am

    That is just nasty! EW!!! I’ll take Tom Selleck over that douche Stamos any day. Tom’s what 60 or something probably? And he still looks damn fine!! GO TOM!!! Love the dimples!

    On a side note: Could Conan BE any hairier or more freckled??? He and Ho-Han need to get together and between the two of them and all those fucking freckles the kid would just be one gigantic freckle.

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  14. FRIST!!! | May 18, 2007 at 8:34 am

    Mornin Jimbo

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  15. FRIST!!! | May 18, 2007 at 8:41 am

    Aww….sure Jimbo…:)

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  16. The_Squizz | May 18, 2007 at 8:46 am

    I thought this asshole was dead.

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  17. yrmomlovesme | May 18, 2007 at 8:48 am

    Reminiscing about Full House… he’s still hot.

    I need a pic of his belly button with that mustache. Wtf…

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  18. lambman82@yahoo.com | May 18, 2007 at 8:49 am

    Staaaaaaaammmmmooooooooossssssss!!!!!!!

    Stamos is promoting ER, which apparently is still on. So instead of making 1988 jokes you should be making 1994 jokes!

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  19. Guy | May 18, 2007 at 8:50 am

    If I shown my bellybutton live on TV people would gasp at my rib cages poking out.

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  20. yrmomlovesme | May 18, 2007 at 8:50 am

    And I will marry Conan one day. He’s awesome.

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  21. captain obvious | May 18, 2007 at 9:07 am

    Yipes! What the hell was that?! It looked like 2 belly buttons were going on there. I will never be able to think of John Stamos now without thinking also of his bellybutton. Not that I ever even think of Stamos to begin w/…well, maybe 15 years ago when he was super hot…but not anymore.

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  22. freejose.com | May 18, 2007 at 9:22 am

    Quatto!

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  23. robo | May 18, 2007 at 9:23 am

    That was worth it just to see Tom Sellek lift his shirt. God, that man is sexy! I am so horny right now. I will jump on top of him and ride, sall,y ride…..

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  24. redsonja1313 | May 18, 2007 at 10:46 am

    OMG, I LOVE ALL THREE OF THEM EVEN MORE !!!

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  25. vivalicious | May 18, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    forget john stamos…..aaaaaaahhh Conan. he’s so fucking awesome.

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  26. sharr | May 18, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    I’d still do him.

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  27. Blondie | May 18, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    Okay belly buttons in general gross me out, I mean if anyone comes near mine, they get slapped. I have no idea it’s some weird thing of mine…you know how some people think clowns will eat them…well with me belly buttons ewww. LOLLLL I should find a catchy phrase about that..

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  28. meee | May 18, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    EWW! fucking sick. i almost puked when that other guy stuck his finger in his. uuugggh

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  29. lostpoem | May 18, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    I *want* to make a nasty comment, but I can’t help it– I have to applaud Stamos’s bravery– and the way he called out Conan & Selleck to join in on the striptease. I would NEVER have gone on there to show post-operative deformities, major skin abnormalities, excessive hair growth, or anything else that would make me the source of mental anguish and possibly nausea for viewers. That boy’s got moxie! Now, if he would only have stuck to his standards and kept that bulbous mini-me under wraps…

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  30. elizabeththewellread | May 18, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    ALL THREE STILL ADORABLE!!!! Actually, I hated Uncle Jesse. Stamos is hotter now.

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  31. ginger | May 18, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    selleck had a “stiffy”!

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  32. Hollywood Chick | May 18, 2007 at 9:24 pm

    That clip was fucking hilarious!

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  33. jmp13 | May 18, 2007 at 9:45 pm

    thats a lipo scar… or a bad nose job. you think with as much money as stamos makes he can afford a surgeon with enough brains to not put a nose on your stomach

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  34. skyhydragonfly | May 19, 2007 at 12:00 am

    You have to admit that was funny…..

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  35. Access_Denied | May 19, 2007 at 4:01 am

    Good grief – you guys are so superficial. Get over yourselves!

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  36. krazihottkelli | May 19, 2007 at 4:52 am

    these old guyz suck
    who would want either
    one of them? they r
    probably secretly gay.

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  37. theyareallidiots | May 19, 2007 at 10:41 am

    Those guys were all being cool…and REAL…not in a gay way either.

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  38. Tina | May 19, 2007 at 11:42 am

    That was so much more hair than I’m used to seeing…

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  39. clare | May 19, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    Stamos’ belly button is like a big intertube..The entire Brangelina clan can fit in there and float down the Nile.

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  40. phillip | May 20, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    bellybutton, shmellybutton – i’d blow him.

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  41. Michelle | May 20, 2007 at 4:46 pm

    Why didnt he go for plastic surgery and get that fixed. He doesnt even take his shirt off, it’s not like anyone would’ve known.

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  42. taylorblue | May 21, 2007 at 8:22 am

    I can’t believe that John Stamos would actually do that in front of everyone…

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  43. Summer | May 23, 2007 at 3:31 am

    Oh my gosh. It looks not like a little nose but a big ugly, horrible one. More horrible than having hair surrounding it.

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  44. Juego De Poker | June 5, 2007 at 5:54 pm

    add some eyes, and you have a human being!!!!
    that’s funny, but not for him I guess.

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  45. lacey | July 15, 2007 at 5:20 pm

    How funny.Stamos still looks great even with his button…and my God is Selleck still one sexy hunk of man for his age?

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  46. digitale bilderrahmen | December 29, 2009 at 4:52 am

    hey snowgirl here yah i love your show but why does it have to end so wuickly please dont let it end please by love you

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