It’s a Friday before a holiday weekend, so what the hell? Let’s talk about John McCain (Hey, he’s a celebrity too!) and his sans penis vice presidential pick today: Alaskan governor Sarah Palin. Here’s the word from Reuters:
Palin, 44, a self-described “hockey mom,” is a conservative first-term governor of Alaska with strong anti-abortion views, a record of reform and fiscal conservatism and an outsider’s perspective on Washington.
“She’s exactly who I need. She’s exactly who this country needs to help me fight the same old Washington politics of me first and country second,” McCain told a roaring crowd of 15,000 supporters in Dayton, Ohio.
So what do you think: Awesome? Bad? We’re straight fucked? She looks like Tina Fey? Cheap political ploy? Where’s Alaska? I’d hit it? I’ll let you guys handle the deep intellectual discourse. And people say this site isn’t informative. In your face, entire mainstream media!
jared | August 29, 2008 at 3:31 pm
first
wat | August 29, 2008 at 3:32 pm
ROFL
really?
obama wins bye
jared | August 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I’d hit it, but she looks too much like my mom………Yeah I’d hit it
all that howl | August 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm
First: http://www.allthathowl.com
And she’s not Tina Fey. She’s Dr. Melfi.
Go on with your bad, political self, The Superficial.
rough daddy | August 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm
forget it superfish youre not going to see any sign of her pendulous tatas, now that shes on stage!
beth | August 29, 2008 at 3:35 pm
McCain is skeeerewed. Now its time for the battle of the hair ! Cindy vs. Sarah. READY….. FIGHT!
syn | August 29, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I think she’s fantastic. I would have put my money on Romney so I was pretty surprised when I heard!
B | August 29, 2008 at 3:35 pm
VPILF?
Mike | August 29, 2008 at 3:36 pm
V P I L F
mc | August 29, 2008 at 3:36 pm
she’s hot but too conservative.. pretty random pick. i guess mccain’s pulling out all the stops. it’s a shame the only woman still in the game is an uptight republican (not that i ever actually considered hillary seriously).
rodger | August 29, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Doesn’t matter, I’m still voting for Obama. I did do some research on her though, she is ultra conservative, recently she has been pushing to remove government protection of polar bears because it hinders the oil companies trying to develop in alaska.
Really?
Polar bears?
What a bitch.
ding dang | August 29, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I’d fuck her so hard her vice pussy would pop out.
Harry | August 29, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Methinks McCain didn’t make this pick with the big head.
DGOhio | August 29, 2008 at 3:39 pm
She’s definitely a GILF right now. Hopefully she’ll be a VPILF. So HOT!!!
Wow...just wow... | August 29, 2008 at 3:40 pm
So he picked a woman who will vote AGAINST women’s rights to make it appear “ok.” I vote “cheap political ploy” and give him 1 month before he calls her a c*$t in public like he did his own wife.
sirrix | August 29, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Vice pussy! Hey-O!
No but seriously, I’d hit that too.
tobes | August 29, 2008 at 3:42 pm
she looks like andrea zuckerman, the 30-year old who played a high schooler on 90210.
Deacon Jones | August 29, 2008 at 3:42 pm
She’s a fucking hypocrite just like the rest of them – she was in prancing around a stage in 1984 in a bathin suit for Miss Alaska, now she’s a stonecold hard bitch? Fuck her
Harry | August 29, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Here’s a hot picture of her:
http://tinyurl.com/sarahpalin-hot
havoc | August 29, 2008 at 3:44 pm
V.P.M.I.L.F.
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Rodgerisatwat | August 29, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Polar bears are not endangered, but they will be soon. I am making it my life’s work to shoot and kill every polar bear I see – fuck those white things.
haha
Rodgerisatwat | August 29, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Polar bears are not endangered, but they will be soon. I am making it my life’s work to shoot and kill every polar bear I see – fuck those white things.
haha
Rodgerisatwat | August 29, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Polar bears are not endangered, but they will be soon. I am making it my life’s work to shoot and kill every polar bear I see – fuck those white things.
haha
mensa | August 29, 2008 at 3:45 pm
i might have been born and raised in alaska, but there is no way in hell i am voting for her and McCain.
Good lord | August 29, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Lets not forget her husband is an oil man too AND she’s ALREADY under investigation for corruption. God lord, this administration is so crooked they don’t even bother to HIDE it anymore. Voters will still be stupid enough to vote for this old sod.
I Love America | August 29, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Site up and running already!
vpilf.com
a reader | August 29, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Deep intellectual discourse?
This one really made me laugh
and we all know a good laugh does the body good…
Jones | August 29, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I think she’s great – wonderful kids names (Bristol, Piper, Track, Willow, and Trig…seriously), finished “first runner up” in a beauty pageant and won “Miss Congeniality” (so, by all means, she’s qualified to be Commander in Chief), became gov of Alaska and got her ex-brother-in-law fired from the State Police (maybe she can consult on the choice for Attorney General).
Oh yeah – a few months ago, her youngest was born. Down Syndrome, needs extra care and attention. From somebody else, I suppose, not from his mom. Support family values – vote Republican!
R | August 29, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Are we really looking at another president ial candidate concerned with “[himself] first and country second?” That’s just great….
BrownsSuck | August 29, 2008 at 3:49 pm
She would be a breast of fresh air in Washington. She has about as much experience as Obama – probably more since she ran the State of Alaska. She had to make more decisions in a week than Obama did in a year.
(I never thought I’d say this about a President/Vice President – but I would
hit that repeatedly!)
R | August 29, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Are we really looking at another president ial candidate concerned with “[himself] first and country second?” That’s just great….
scooby | August 29, 2008 at 3:51 pm
she is hot.i love her. i’m not voting for obama anymore.
she’s going to be the first woman president.
this is what’s going to happen – mccain will win, mccain will die, and we’ll get our first female president. NOT YOU HILLARY. THIS HOTTY WILL BE THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT.
oh yeah.
Afterworld | August 29, 2008 at 3:51 pm
“Lets not forget her husband is an oil man too”
He’s a dock worker for an oil company, you tool. Nice bias.
“AND she’s ALREADY under investigation for corruption.”
An investigation which she welcomed and encouraged before it was even a story. (Reason: She did nothing wrong, and knows it.)
Obama looks like such a self-absorbed prick at this point, I can’t imagine how McCain might lose.
So Right | August 29, 2008 at 3:51 pm
McCain & Palin have my vote. They say she’s a fierce competitor, a pilot, smart, holds people accountable for doing the right thing, ethical, no scandalous marks on her, and can kick Joe Biden’s arse in a debate. Good for her. I think she might surprise everyone!
ha (and apparently a buzz kill, the truth hurts fatties) | August 29, 2008 at 3:51 pm
He just wants all the Hilary votes and of course most of the idiot women out there will fall for it even though his political agenda, stance and views are basically the opposite of hers.
spamfighter | August 29, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I would enjoy doing naughty things to her daughter
http://web.me.com/dnksr/vpilf.com/SARAH_PALIN__Vice_President_Nominee/Entries/2008/8/24_John_McCain_Running_Mate.html
uhm the one standing on the far right you degenerate sick-o
ggggggg | August 29, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Wow McCain, good job on defeating the black guy, use a woman.
Shes a crook | August 29, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Shes on record for being a hard core religious fanatic evangelical who believes in creationism and McCain is ready to keel over at any moment. Ask yourselves…ARE YOU READY FOR THIS WOMAN TO BECOME PRESIDENT? If you are then great, vote for her and say good bye to your rights and yes to more money for big oil.
Angus | August 29, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Best part – McCain did this to win the votes of the Hillary supporters, not realizing that all those bitter pantsuited hippos have a blood hatred of former beauty queens.
don | August 29, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Obamma and Biden….Naw, I think McAncient and McHOT!!!!!!!
I”m voting HOT TICKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stan | August 29, 2008 at 3:54 pm
This does nothing to increase his vote – all the compulsive masturbators were voting for him anyway.
LOl | August 29, 2008 at 3:55 pm
@So Right – August 29, 2008 3:51 PM
“…she is ethical, no scandalous marks on her..”
O’Rly? Shes aleady being investigated for corruption and ethics violations–in her own state.
Undecided Female Voter | August 29, 2008 at 3:56 pm
“Ohhhh, she has kids?? 5?? Oh my gosh, hmmmmm, well maybe I’ll vote for her then….” (typical way mid-western fat mom will decide fate of nation)
stickykeys | August 29, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I’d tit fuck her.
Mr. Honest | August 29, 2008 at 4:00 pm
How long before the naked pics show up? Kind of attractive, grew up during the internet boom, former beauty pageant contestant, it all fits. I guarantee there’s naked pics out there somewhere so it’s up to the Dems to find them. I bet the Voyeurweb owners have someone searching their old pics right now.
veggi | August 29, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I can understand why Edwards did what he did. After breast cancer, a woman isn’t really a woman anymore, and it’s completely unreasonable to expect a guy to pretend to be interesting in having sex with the disgusting remnants of her body. But when a woman gives birth to a special needs kid and then excitedly plans to ignore him for the first 4 or 8 years of his life, she deserves to be shot. Typical conservative Republican hypocrisy – by all means, make sure the fetus-person survives until birth, then: fuck ‘em all, if you’ve got problems it’s because God wants you to suffer.
Megan | August 29, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I seriously can’t stand this misogynistic hypocrite. I already foresee Biden DESTROYING her in the debates. This also makes me this much more sad that Hillary isn’t VP…because those debates would be even BETTER. If McCain miraculously wins, our country is seriously FUCKED though. Even more than it is right now. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ANYONE BUT MCCAIN.
Freebie Porn Here | August 29, 2008 at 4:02 pm
yeah. i would hit it. and then I would hit it in the ass just to hear the alaskan scream… then I would go looking for hot eskimos.
In the true spirit of The Superficial... | August 29, 2008 at 4:04 pm
#36 – nice picture, but her kids are fucking fat, especially the girl you’re talking about.
kris | August 29, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Is it just me or does she look like exactly like Dr. Crane (Cillian Murphy) from Batman Begins?