John McCain is seriously, I can’t fucking believe it, actually running with the Heidi Montag endorsement. Clearly he’s never seen The Hills despite exclusively telling Time’s Swampland Blog yesterday that he never misses an episode. To prove my point, McCain called Heidi a “very talented actress” on Morning Joe today. Us Magazine has the rundown:
“We were extraordinarily impressed at your ability to look right into the camera and lie about the fact that you’re a huge fan of The Hills,” host Joe Scarborough said. “Heidi Montag on your side – you got that going for you.”
“That was pretty good wasn’t it?” McCain replied. “Well, she’s a very talented actress.”
“He did it again!” Scarborough remarked.
The presumptive Republican nominee for president then noted his other celebrity supporters: Sylvester Stallone, Clint Eastwood and Jon Voight (not to mention Angie Harmon).
Wow, and what I thought was just the random, vapid babblings of a fake-titted reality star has now become a national debacle. Heidi Montag could possibly influence who is the next president of the United States. I’d put a shotgun in my mouth if my face wasn’t so goddamn beautiful. We’re going to need people like me to comfort the women in this time of crisis. I’ve set up shelter in my jacuzzi as our our forefathers would’ve wanted. Right, Thomas Jefferson’s ghost? High-five!
NOTE: Video of McCain after the jump. Good/What the hell? stuff happens around :48 second mark. We are so screwed.
brian | April 3, 2008 at 12:38 pm
She would be a great porn actress.
mimi | April 3, 2008 at 12:38 pm
HEY JERKS…
Who’s on FIRST?
Sara | April 3, 2008 at 12:39 pm
HAHAHAHA what an idiot
ramalamadingdong | April 3, 2008 at 12:39 pm
MCCAIN IN ’08!!
mimi | April 3, 2008 at 12:39 pm
AND BRIAN…
… is the #1 JERK today!
roastbeef | April 3, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Someone please put this tragic heffer out of her misery, I can’t stand her reched existance for one more second!!!
Feel_the_velvet | April 3, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Well, what’s he going to say? That she’s as stupid as a stick?
Most Beautiful Woman in Universe | April 3, 2008 at 12:47 pm
She had better watch out for his temper
Rumor has it, he has the shortest fuse on Capital Hill of anyone!!!
In his photos he looks so Grandfatherly like and mellow.
Jimbo | April 3, 2008 at 12:49 pm
@2 Not you BITCH!!
Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 3, 2008 at 12:51 pm
@2, i would welcome the opportunity, but have not had the pleasure.
Matthew | April 3, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Not surprising. Heidi has the IQ, authenticity, and insight of a typical Republican. And we know that Mark Foley and Larry Craig also have their mouths open wide at all times.
Miss G Serendipity | April 3, 2008 at 12:54 pm
MCCAIN 2008!!!
I can’t believe anyone with eyes, ears, or common sense would think either democratic candidate won’t spell complete economic disaster for US, not to mention the national security concern…. my GAWD…. Instead of being so concerned about “black rights”, we should be concerned that we are pretty much IN recession now! And don’t get me started about Hitlary! She’s a conservative nutter!
SmokingGirl | April 3, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I’m not even going to touch this with a 10-foot-pole. All it will do is annoy me at peoples ignorance and ineptitude when it comes to politics.
Have a great day.
Anon | April 3, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I bet she’ll pose nude if people vote for McCain. Mark my words. She’s probably that stupid to do such a thing and I’m sure a bunch of idiots would vote just for that thus pulling us farther into economic debt because McCain wants the war to go on for even longer.
will | April 3, 2008 at 1:06 pm
“When liberals demand change, tell them you don’t have any.”
“Save the seals, club a liberal.”
melissa h. | April 3, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I wish that there was a world where this girl is Non-Existant. She is constantly shoving herself into every opportunity to get in front of the camera. And seriously, its starting to really piss me off.
Aren’t her 15 minute up yet?
CB | April 3, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Is it a crime to kill the creators of and anyone involved with The Hills?
Auntie Kryst | April 3, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Oh crap, I didn’t get in here soon enough. The shit is already flying between the donkeys and elephants.. Can I still turn in my bracket?
what's "history"? | April 3, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Reagan developed Alzheimer’s while in office. McCain will be even older. He’s already showing signs of mental confusion – over and over again, he’s said Iran is training al-Qaeda who operate in southern Iraq. al-Qaeda in Iraq is mostly Sunni. Iran is supporting Shiites in the Iraqi civil war, against the Sunni. It’s a simple distinction; there are only 2 groups to consider. And this is McCain’s area of maximal expertise. How many times do you think he’s been briefed on this? Yet he still confuses it, in public, on the record. Old dog, at a time when we need new tricks.
Meanwhile, if old people don’t give up some of their out-of-proportion Social Security and Medicare benefits, we’re completely screwed.
Yeah, great, an elderly guy. The exact opposite of what’s called for right now in terms of leadership.
nipolian | April 3, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Man I went down this dirt road yesterday……not because I give a shit about politics…..mostly because it makes me feel good to call someone a Dumbfuck. Today I believe I will just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Giomon_Rocks | April 3, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Hey now, there is no place for politics at the Superficial. If I want to read about dumbasses spouting their unsolicited political rhetoric (like #12 for example), I’ll tune into any news program on television.
LOLERCOPTER | April 3, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Oh good, I was not sure about how screwed we would be, but now that a guy who spends his day making sometimes funny jokes about celebrities tells me that we are I’m definitely on board with the hip black guy.
Harry | April 3, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Another “senior moment” on McCain’s part, no doubt.
“He looks like the old guy who makes keys at the Home Depot” — David Letterman
Peacemaker | April 3, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I think we can all agree on this: with her giant, always agape mouth, Heidi could easily take in all of McCain’s severely shriveled cock and balls.
Mick | April 3, 2008 at 1:33 pm
A friend asked me what McCain will need to be president, and I said “Depends.” He said, “Depends on what?” and I said “No…he’ll need Depends.”
Chauncey Gardner | April 3, 2008 at 1:36 pm
When you’ve been forced to suck on Viet Cong dicks for five years, I guess anything with blond hair, tits, and a big mouth looks “talented”.
Ellen | April 3, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Meanwhile, Spencer is daydreaming, all starry eyed, and muttering “May-December” over and over again.
Cynthia | April 3, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Well…she’s plastic, leads a pretend life composed entirely of “keeping up appearances,” and doesn’t realize that her husband-to-be is gay. Pretty much the prototype for a young Republican woman.
deacon jones | April 3, 2008 at 1:44 pm
She’s crying cuz she’s constipated
charlie | April 3, 2008 at 1:44 pm
#26 Nobody cares how many times you scored in Viet Nam.
obamasupporter | April 3, 2008 at 1:52 pm
OBAMA 2008!!!!!!
Larry Craig | April 3, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Hey! What’s with all the anti-Republican coments???
It’s filling me with foot-tapping impatience…and I was so happy that my wireless connected in this bathroom stall…
So, anyway…will there be pictures of Spencer, also? Possibly with his shirt off, and some of those nice low-rise jeans? Because I’m so proud of Heidi for getting engaged to him and maintaining family values.
ObamaRocks | April 3, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Is anyone surprised by McCain’s judgement on women.. Look at his wife.. a junkie who ripped off her own charity for drugs..
And a blonde too.. what are the chances..
Lisa | April 3, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I think this girl is an idiot! She makes herself look like a complete moron most of the time. It’s all so staged.
Shep | April 3, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Good god pleeeeeeeeeease Vote McCain in. I want to see the comedy of American Government continue, lololol. I will miss the idiocy of Bush :( Come on Americans you can do it! Vote in the worst possible president a 3rd term in a row! I believe in you! :)
Superevil | April 3, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Don’t worry 35 I’m sure most of the douches on this site would like to make that happen, although I doubt most of them are even old enough to vote or could even spell vote.
deacon jones | April 3, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Im a racist and a sexist but Im still a Democrat
grunion | April 3, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I smell a running mate……
FCS | April 3, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Forget who he endorses I just want to know who’s driving Jon Voights car
Eddy | April 3, 2008 at 3:09 pm
This makes me so disturbed, I don’t even know how to describe it. Something is so thoroughly wrong about this issue it makes me feel ill.
I mean, who *cares* about Heidi Montag and who she votes for? But somehow John McCain does. And that’s just wrong.
Jenn | April 3, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Talented Actress? Please.
Italian Stallion | April 3, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Talented actress? So is this mouse in my hand………….
Pixie | April 3, 2008 at 3:44 pm
lol nice. I love how the republicans like to toss barbs at liberal HOLLYWOOD until someone actually endorses them, then they’re all over it.
Besides why are you so shocked that he lied about watching the hills? McCain’s got big shoes to fill if he’s ever going to keep pace with the sheer volume of lies, corruption and incompetence of the past 7 years, he’s got to start early! Iran is training Al Qaeda! We need MORE deregulation to fix the economy! Tax cuts + funding an endless war = no deficits, and Heidi Montag is a true master of the craft! Keep it comin!
Rossco | April 3, 2008 at 3:53 pm
McCain ’08!
He’s not perfect, but holy hell is he better than Hillary or Obama. But, ya know, Hillary has Ellen on her side! Ellen! And Obama has Oprah! The queen of tv and magazine! OMG!
Gotta take your endorsements where you can get ‘em, heh.
tight lipped smiler | April 3, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Everyone pretty much blew their wad yesterday but #33 and #38 deserve honorable mention in the extra drips category. Hilarious!
31 rides the short bus | April 3, 2008 at 4:48 pm
and 39 — it’s not Costanza anymore.
i’m in love with you #15. great comment!
Holly | April 3, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Hopefully he’ll die of old age before November.
Sara | April 3, 2008 at 6:10 pm
McCain will bankrupt this country. Voting for him is not an option if you care about this country’s future. If you’re a turd please don’t vote (Republicans).
bethany | April 3, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Um, he was clearly kidding. It was blazingly obvious, on MSNBC!
Holly | April 3, 2008 at 6:30 pm
there is no way that the americans will let a NIG like obama run this country! its just not happening! maybe he should go run in africa! or go lead a colony of gorillas. hahahaha