Here’s John Mayer hosting a cruise on “The Mayercraft Carrier” in Mexico and sniffing some dude’s mankini tossed to him onstage. Now, usually, this is the part where I make a comment that causes women’s pants to explode into mushroom clouds, but there really isn’t much I can say that these pics aren’t already communicating – so time for a nap. Thanks, John Mayer!
 |
Courteney Cox's Shocking Confession About Her Sex Life – Huffington Post |
 Why Was This Celebrity Booed Off This Hit TV Show? – Fox News | |
| 50 Most Scandalous Cheerleaders in Sports History – Bleacher Report | |
| Skinny Star in a Bikini Talks About Being Anorexic – Evil Beet Gossip | |
| Sasha Grey keeps doing it for the kids. – TMZ | |
| Kate Middleton Steps Out On Her Own – Lainey Gossip |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Adam Levine Signs 'Glee' Guy to New Label, Poses For Terry Richardson (PHOTOS) |
Relationship Expert on Halle Berry's Reported Move: It's About Being Selfless, Not Selfish (PHOTOS) |
Camila Alves Flashes Engagement Ring, Talks Wedding Plans (PHOTOS) |
'Madly in Love' Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hang Tight in Los Angeles |
Lady Gaga's Tattooed 'Born This Way' Costar Reveals 'Top Secret' Project with Singer |
Lindsay Lohan's Platinum Blonde Locks: Yay or Nay? (PHOTOS) |
Megan | March 29, 2009 at 4:14 pm
He’s such a cool guy. Look at all his cool tattoos. And his cool guy guitar. And his cool guy music that’s not 100% generic and exactly like everything else on the radio and MTV. Gosh. Such a cool guy.
Nero | March 29, 2009 at 4:24 pm
II!
Nero | March 29, 2009 at 4:25 pm
He’s obviously not always twittering!
toni | March 29, 2009 at 4:34 pm
is that fucker snorting some crusty draws, or what?
Karri | March 29, 2009 at 4:35 pm
hm…. I don’t even know…..
Gando | March 29, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Love boat!?
Karri | March 29, 2009 at 4:37 pm
wait, here’s something that needs to be said…..
GO GREEN!!!!!!!!!
MSU IN THE FINAL FOUR. :)
whoooo hoo!
juniper | March 29, 2009 at 4:39 pm
wheres tenille?
Darth | March 29, 2009 at 4:40 pm
He’s trying to tell everybody he isn’t gay!
clown | March 29, 2009 at 4:41 pm
awww
that’s what you get from dating jennifer aniston…
clown | March 29, 2009 at 4:41 pm
awww
that’s what you get from dating jennifer aniston…
BillyBob | March 29, 2009 at 4:42 pm
AHHHHH Now it finally makes sense why he broke up with Jennifer Aniston. He really is so very flamingly gay!
Gando | March 29, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I’m missing the cowboy and fireman!
Galtacticus | March 29, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Sniff,eww! This is Jennifer’s one!
SoTe | March 29, 2009 at 4:50 pm
DOUCHE!!!
Rhialto | March 29, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Who’s he! What’s he doing here? Who’s reponisble!?
Galtacticus | March 29, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Gay tennis-outfit!
His Huge Greatness Himself | March 29, 2009 at 5:00 pm
I’ll bet he played a few octaves higher on this boat!
casualencounters.com/blog/ | March 29, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I understand where you’re coming from regarding exploding pants, because I have an unfortunate condition whereby sometimes I destroy people’s pants using only the power of my mind. True story.
fitzwilly | March 29, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Love, exciting and new.
Come aboard. We’re expecting you.
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | March 29, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Holy Shit, he’s totally gay. The missing member of the Village People.
Andrew | March 29, 2009 at 5:56 pm
It’s not called a mankini, it’s called a banana hammock. Haven’t you seen Borat?
Monkey's Bone | March 29, 2009 at 5:56 pm
HOLY SHIT BATMAN !!!!
My gaydar started going off as soon as I saw that picture !!
“Mayer-McFag”
henrietta | March 29, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Closet Gay!
I LOVE JOHN MAYER | March 29, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Thanks for posting these sexy pictures of John. I also think the mankini pictures were funny. He has a great sense of humor and is a very talented musician. I love his white fitted shorts because it shows his sexy butt nicely! It sure beats the baggie ugly can’t see a mans fit fgure baggie shorts that everyone wears. He totally looks rocking hot in the first pic!
Vince Lombardi | March 29, 2009 at 6:28 pm
He’s actually sniffing his OWN “mankini.” And that makes him EXTRA gay and lends a whole other level to the phrase, “Go fuck yourself.” Real gay men won’t fuck someone who dresses like Gopher. Thus he’ll be stuck with the pre-menopausal Hollywood starlet set for years to come. At least he can’t procreate that way.
elvagreen8886 | March 29, 2009 at 6:33 pm
I found a great site “”"”" WealthyRomances com “”"”"” It ‘s where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)
Valkyrie | March 29, 2009 at 6:45 pm
LOLOL
This guy just doesnt take himself seriously. I love that even though I do not like his music.
It figures this crowd wouldnt find it funny. Most here are very suspiciously worried about which guy seems gay. You all are.
RichPort's Ghost | March 29, 2009 at 7:01 pm
My gay ass would toss this fucker’s salad!
Alex | March 29, 2009 at 7:08 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nUXRBleHvY
phoring | March 29, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Just nasty
Drizzle | March 29, 2009 at 7:49 pm
BAWHAAHAHA i am actually laughing out loud from this set of photos. It might also be the fact that in the backgroud i can hear playing “GayBar”-Electirc Six
Amy | March 29, 2009 at 7:56 pm
He’s Hot
Fuck U | March 29, 2009 at 8:02 pm
OMG!!!!
How many times have I told everyone that that fatherfucker was gay?!
Dam, what a fuckin fag. You know he’s your next boytoy Fish…..
He is NOT hot!!!
Fuck everybody who says he is!!!
Felicity Bramble | March 29, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Those are some super short. Honestly who would want to wear them.
Judy S | March 29, 2009 at 8:25 pm
I think he is sniffing his own green swimsuit saw it on him in another shot. Looks like a scene from the old show Love Boat…so bad he is just weird.
I just don’t get the big deal with him & why he gets the girls unless they aren’t sharing the obvious.
Ellie | March 29, 2009 at 9:04 pm
I bet he’d make out with himself, if it was physically possible…
huh? | March 29, 2009 at 9:23 pm
If he was twice as cool as he tries to be, he’d be half as cool as he thinks he is.
Gruby | March 29, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Just wanna say, f*ck all these so-called Hollywood Super Stars!!
True beauties are actually among ourselves, check this out ____InterRacialChaTs.c Om____ hot and sincere singles, young girls and handsome guys there are much more attractive and charming!!!! search and find our own beauties today!!! lol
Donkey Dong | March 29, 2009 at 9:25 pm
This is one of the few…few….celebrities that has a great sense of humor and can laugh at himself unlike so many of these other cockknockers.
And he’s actually talented unlike Paris, Kim Lardassian, and Lindsey Cokeface!
You rock John!
Francis Xavier | March 29, 2009 at 9:47 pm
I wish this guy would just go away. Jennifer needs to get as far away from this guy as possible for her own self image.
humpinfrog | March 29, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Wow! Since Greek women are said to enjoy/encourage anal sex, I can only assume gay men with hairy asses turns him on. And I’m not Jennifer Aniston. Seriously. I’m not. Faggot.
Danklin24 | March 30, 2009 at 12:23 am
I like John’s music but ive gotta say thats one gay ass sleeve. Roses? Seriously John?
gerard Vandenberg | March 30, 2009 at 1:14 am
you desperately need new friends?
…………………………….ACT LIKE A FAGGOT, folks!!
Zee Brat | March 30, 2009 at 1:54 am
lol. I love John Mayer.
Bess | March 30, 2009 at 4:14 am
He’s still hot. Meow.
adaford | March 30, 2009 at 5:19 am
123
His Huge Greatness Himself | March 30, 2009 at 5:19 am
Hola!
adaford | March 30, 2009 at 5:20 am
I’m an open minded bisexual girl! I like LGBT. Do you want to date with me? Do you want to have a sexy night? If so, please join in http://www.seekbi.com
Bev Wong | March 30, 2009 at 5:53 am
This guy at least has a sense of humour…he doesn’t take himself too seriously like most celebs
Adult Acne Cure