John Mayer’s Big Gay Boat Ride

March 29th, 2009 // 135 Comments

Here’s John Mayer hosting a cruise on “The Mayercraft Carrier” in Mexico and sniffing some dude’s mankini tossed to him onstage. Now, usually, this is the part where I make a comment that causes women’s pants to explode into mushroom clouds, but there really isn’t much I can say that these pics aren’t already communicating – so time for a nap. Thanks, John Mayer!


  1. Megan

    He’s such a cool guy. Look at all his cool tattoos. And his cool guy guitar. And his cool guy music that’s not 100% generic and exactly like everything else on the radio and MTV. Gosh. Such a cool guy.

  2. Nero

    He’s obviously not always twittering!

  3. toni

    is that fucker snorting some crusty draws, or what?

  4. Karri

    hm…. I don’t even know…..

  5. Gando

    Love boat!?

  6. Karri

    wait, here’s something that needs to be said…..

    GO GREEN!!!!!!!!!


    whoooo hoo!

  7. juniper

    wheres tenille?

  8. Darth

    He’s trying to tell everybody he isn’t gay!

  9. clown

    that’s what you get from dating jennifer aniston…

  10. clown

    that’s what you get from dating jennifer aniston…

  11. BillyBob

    AHHHHH Now it finally makes sense why he broke up with Jennifer Aniston. He really is so very flamingly gay!

  12. Gando

    I’m missing the cowboy and fireman!

  13. Galtacticus

    Sniff,eww! This is Jennifer’s one!

  14. SoTe


  15. Rhialto

    Who’s he! What’s he doing here? Who’s reponisble!?

  16. Galtacticus

    Gay tennis-outfit!

  17. His Huge Greatness Himself

    I’ll bet he played a few octaves higher on this boat!

  18. I understand where you’re coming from regarding exploding pants, because I have an unfortunate condition whereby sometimes I destroy people’s pants using only the power of my mind. True story.

  19. fitzwilly

    Love, exciting and new.
    Come aboard. We’re expecting you.

  20. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere

    Holy Shit, he’s totally gay. The missing member of the Village People.

  21. Andrew

    It’s not called a mankini, it’s called a banana hammock. Haven’t you seen Borat?

  22. Monkey's Bone


    My gaydar started going off as soon as I saw that picture !!

  23. henrietta

    Closet Gay!


    Thanks for posting these sexy pictures of John. I also think the mankini pictures were funny. He has a great sense of humor and is a very talented musician. I love his white fitted shorts because it shows his sexy butt nicely! It sure beats the baggie ugly can’t see a mans fit fgure baggie shorts that everyone wears. He totally looks rocking hot in the first pic!

  25. Vince Lombardi

    He’s actually sniffing his OWN “mankini.” And that makes him EXTRA gay and lends a whole other level to the phrase, “Go fuck yourself.” Real gay men won’t fuck someone who dresses like Gopher. Thus he’ll be stuck with the pre-menopausal Hollywood starlet set for years to come. At least he can’t procreate that way.

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  27. Valkyrie


    This guy just doesnt take himself seriously. I love that even though I do not like his music.

    It figures this crowd wouldnt find it funny. Most here are very suspiciously worried about which guy seems gay. You all are.

  28. RichPort's Ghost

    My gay ass would toss this fucker’s salad!

  29. phoring

    Just nasty

  30. Drizzle

    BAWHAAHAHA i am actually laughing out loud from this set of photos. It might also be the fact that in the backgroud i can hear playing “GayBar”-Electirc Six

  31. Amy

    He’s Hot

  32. Fuck U

    How many times have I told everyone that that fatherfucker was gay?!
    Dam, what a fuckin fag. You know he’s your next boytoy Fish…..
    He is NOT hot!!!
    Fuck everybody who says he is!!!

  33. Those are some super short. Honestly who would want to wear them.

  34. Judy S

    I think he is sniffing his own green swimsuit saw it on him in another shot. Looks like a scene from the old show Love Boat…so bad he is just weird.
    I just don’t get the big deal with him & why he gets the girls unless they aren’t sharing the obvious.

  35. Ellie

    I bet he’d make out with himself, if it was physically possible…

  36. huh?

    If he was twice as cool as he tries to be, he’d be half as cool as he thinks he is.

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  38. Donkey Dong

    This is one of the few…few….celebrities that has a great sense of humor and can laugh at himself unlike so many of these other cockknockers.

    And he’s actually talented unlike Paris, Kim Lardassian, and Lindsey Cokeface!

    You rock John!

  39. I wish this guy would just go away. Jennifer needs to get as far away from this guy as possible for her own self image.

  40. humpinfrog

    Wow! Since Greek women are said to enjoy/encourage anal sex, I can only assume gay men with hairy asses turns him on. And I’m not Jennifer Aniston. Seriously. I’m not. Faggot.

  41. Danklin24

    I like John’s music but ive gotta say thats one gay ass sleeve. Roses? Seriously John?

  42. you desperately need new friends?
    …………………………….ACT LIKE A FAGGOT, folks!!

  43. Zee Brat

    lol. I love John Mayer.

  44. He’s still hot. Meow.

  45. adaford


  46. His Huge Greatness Himself


  47. adaford

    I’m an open minded bisexual girl! I like LGBT. Do you want to date with me? Do you want to have a sexy night? If so, please join in

  48. This guy at least has a sense of humour…he doesn’t take himself too seriously like most celebs
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