Here’s John Mayer hosting a cruise on “The Mayercraft Carrier” in Mexico and sniffing some dude’s mankini tossed to him onstage. Now, usually, this is the part where I make a comment that causes women’s pants to explode into mushroom clouds, but there really isn’t much I can say that these pics aren’t already communicating – so time for a nap. Thanks, John Mayer!
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He’s such a cool guy. Look at all his cool tattoos. And his cool guy guitar. And his cool guy music that’s not 100% generic and exactly like everything else on the radio and MTV. Gosh. Such a cool guy.
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He’s obviously not always twittering!
is that fucker snorting some crusty draws, or what?
hm…. I don’t even know…..
Love boat!?
wait, here’s something that needs to be said…..
GO GREEN!!!!!!!!!
MSU IN THE FINAL FOUR. :)
whoooo hoo!
wheres tenille?
He’s trying to tell everybody he isn’t gay!
awww
that’s what you get from dating jennifer aniston…
awww
that’s what you get from dating jennifer aniston…
AHHHHH Now it finally makes sense why he broke up with Jennifer Aniston. He really is so very flamingly gay!
I’m missing the cowboy and fireman!
Sniff,eww! This is Jennifer’s one!
DOUCHE!!!
Who’s he! What’s he doing here? Who’s reponisble!?
Gay tennis-outfit!
I’ll bet he played a few octaves higher on this boat!
I understand where you’re coming from regarding exploding pants, because I have an unfortunate condition whereby sometimes I destroy people’s pants using only the power of my mind. True story.
Love, exciting and new.
Come aboard. We’re expecting you.
Holy Shit, he’s totally gay. The missing member of the Village People.
It’s not called a mankini, it’s called a banana hammock. Haven’t you seen Borat?
HOLY SHIT BATMAN !!!!
My gaydar started going off as soon as I saw that picture !!
“Mayer-McFag”
Closet Gay!
Thanks for posting these sexy pictures of John. I also think the mankini pictures were funny. He has a great sense of humor and is a very talented musician. I love his white fitted shorts because it shows his sexy butt nicely! It sure beats the baggie ugly can’t see a mans fit fgure baggie shorts that everyone wears. He totally looks rocking hot in the first pic!
He’s actually sniffing his OWN “mankini.” And that makes him EXTRA gay and lends a whole other level to the phrase, “Go fuck yourself.” Real gay men won’t fuck someone who dresses like Gopher. Thus he’ll be stuck with the pre-menopausal Hollywood starlet set for years to come. At least he can’t procreate that way.
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LOLOL
This guy just doesnt take himself seriously. I love that even though I do not like his music.
It figures this crowd wouldnt find it funny. Most here are very suspiciously worried about which guy seems gay. You all are.
My gay ass would toss this fucker’s salad!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nUXRBleHvY
Just nasty
BAWHAAHAHA i am actually laughing out loud from this set of photos. It might also be the fact that in the backgroud i can hear playing “GayBar”-Electirc Six
He’s Hot
OMG!!!!
How many times have I told everyone that that fatherfucker was gay?!
Dam, what a fuckin fag. You know he’s your next boytoy Fish…..
He is NOT hot!!!
Fuck everybody who says he is!!!
Those are some super short. Honestly who would want to wear them.
I think he is sniffing his own green swimsuit saw it on him in another shot. Looks like a scene from the old show Love Boat…so bad he is just weird.
I just don’t get the big deal with him & why he gets the girls unless they aren’t sharing the obvious.
I bet he’d make out with himself, if it was physically possible…
If he was twice as cool as he tries to be, he’d be half as cool as he thinks he is.
Just wanna say, f*ck all these so-called Hollywood Super Stars!!
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This is one of the few…few….celebrities that has a great sense of humor and can laugh at himself unlike so many of these other cockknockers.
And he’s actually talented unlike Paris, Kim Lardassian, and Lindsey Cokeface!
You rock John!
I wish this guy would just go away. Jennifer needs to get as far away from this guy as possible for her own self image.
Wow! Since Greek women are said to enjoy/encourage anal sex, I can only assume gay men with hairy asses turns him on. And I’m not Jennifer Aniston. Seriously. I’m not. Faggot.
I like John’s music but ive gotta say thats one gay ass sleeve. Roses? Seriously John?
you desperately need new friends?
…………………………….ACT LIKE A FAGGOT, folks!!
lol. I love John Mayer.
He’s still hot. Meow.
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This guy at least has a sense of humour…he doesn’t take himself too seriously like most celebs
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