Samantha Ronson blew John Mayer

Right before the holiday, an apparently drunken John Mayer and Samantha Ronson decided to spread some Christmas cheer to the paparazzi by letting them and bystanders film their antics including Samantha and John loudly describing a night of passion which confirms several of my suspicions:

1. John Mayer loves BJs from dudes.
2. Samantha Ronson is a bisexual man.
3. Lindsay Lohan would stab both of them for the tiniest fleck of coke.

Granted, that last one isn’t exactly new information, I thought I’d toss it out there to remind John and Samantha to tie bells to their knife drawers. I’m a helper.

WARNING: Language is NSFW.

Photo/Video: Pacific Coast News