Samantha Ronson blew John Mayer

December 27th, 2009 // 38 Comments


Right before the holiday, an apparently drunken John Mayer and Samantha Ronson decided to spread some Christmas cheer to the paparazzi by letting them and bystanders film their antics including Samantha and John loudly describing a night of passion which confirms several of my suspicions:

1. John Mayer loves BJs from dudes.
2. Samantha Ronson is a bisexual man.
3. Lindsay Lohan would stab both of them for the tiniest fleck of coke.

Granted, that last one isn’t exactly new information, I thought I’d toss it out there to remind John and Samantha to tie bells to their knife drawers. I’m a helper.

WARNING: Language is NSFW.

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Comments (38)

  1. Delgo | December 28, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    gooves

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  2. Xmas Stalking | December 28, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Yuck.

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  3. jaime | December 28, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    nice, a thesuperficial.com video player.

    john mayer can go from respected musician to retard in 10 seconds…

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  4. Jules | December 28, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Ew! Though knowing John Mayer’s love of publicity, I wouldn’t be surprised if he made this up and bribed Sam Ronson with half a pack of Marlboros to go along with it.

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  5. jaime | December 28, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    god, the video takes forever to load!

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  6. Melrose | December 28, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Unwatchable

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  7. Brian | December 28, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    How in the world does anyone think they’re serious?

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  8. Fever | December 28, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Is the pic of Ronson or Mayer?

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  9. Nero | December 28, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    It was obviously just a matter of time till these two got hooked up.

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  10. gen | December 28, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    It’s obviously a joke…

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  12. Shep | December 28, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    @11, I thought you were doing a bad mastercard joke, lol. Then I realized you’re just pimping yourself out on a blog. Ouch.

    So this is probably as close as John Mayers can get to fucking a guy without coming right out and saying he’s gay so why would anybody think this is for publicity? The guy has been rumored to be gay for a long time.

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  13. Narcissist | December 28, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    So this proves Ronson and Mayer are not the same person.

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  14. Wat | December 28, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Wow the dude videoing this is an enormous tool.

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  15. Urbanspaceman | December 28, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Say it isn’t so!!!

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  16. F. Lee Bailey | December 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    I always knew this guy was a major deutch-bag. Who would go from Jennifer Love Hugetits to Jennifer Assaton to someone with a snatch that resembles Oscar the Grouch (but greener and shaggier and with more attitude)? Who’s net on his hit parade of low-grade beave? I think Janet Reno is taking calls. Then again, so is Kate Gosselin. Game set match.

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  17. bek | December 28, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    like a carwreck but fortunately I was able to look away!

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  19. hefe | December 28, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Pathetic what vapid lives these moronic celebrities lead.

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  20. .... | December 28, 2009 at 6:53 pm
  21. Matrim | December 28, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    I was wondering that myself #7…

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  22. valentines day presents | December 28, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    Nice video, so he does have a varied taste for women.

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  23. cc | December 28, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    hefe @19 Yes, it is.

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  24. Jay | December 29, 2009 at 2:46 am

    Two nasty ass smelly douche bags. A million stds.
    He is so gay.

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  25. Carlota | December 29, 2009 at 8:35 am

    Is he wearing leather pants, or are his jeans that dirty?? They shine!

    Mayer says all kinds of crazy stuff to amuse himself. Read him on Twitter.

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  26. Rhialto | December 29, 2009 at 9:37 am

    She did break the Holy Lesbian Doctrines.Don’t Touch Men.Oh wait,it’s just the harmless John Mayer.

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  27. vanetti | December 29, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    How was anyone able to watch this video? Christ. It absolutely refuses to load.

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  28. coco puffs | December 29, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    this story leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

    Wait! What the hell did I just say?!? Ugh.

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    this story leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

    Wait! What the hell did I just say?!? Ugh.

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  30. freedomfirst | February 3, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    Why in the world would John hang out with that ugly, dyke chick? Obviously, hanging out with local drunk college chicks would be a huge step up.

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  38. meh, what? | September 27, 2010 at 11:59 pm

    So this is what celebrities do at Christmas time?! Get crazy drunk and act like fools…??
    Shit! That does not sound like fun at all!!

    And WTF, did John actually reply to this^
    :o
    I’m guessing no, but still…

    You know John (if that’s really you), if you’re lonely on Christmas and happen to be in the southwest, you can always come to my place and help decorate the tree and bake cookies. I make great shortbread.

    ….just realized how much of a booty call I sound like, but I’m being serious. If you’re that fuckin’ depressed and need to get piss drunk on Christmas to get through it- hit me up. At least you wouldn’t be alone.

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