Confirming he has the Twitter addiction of a 13-year-old girl on speed, John Mayer tweeted about the upcoming cruise he’s hosting in Mexico on Friday where he plans on wearing his infamous mankini above:
I’m already wearing it. So yes, extremely packed. RT @georgeeluvxo mankini packed yet?
about 13 hours ago from web
I’m trying to think of a word to describe a grown man who’d rather Twitter about his pubic hair-revealing swim attire than have sex with Jennifer Aniston. Besides “gay,” “retarded” or “Brad Pitt.”
Ahhhhh!
Uuuuhhhh, the best thing I can say is that I don’t think I’ll have any kind of appetite for days … thanks for the instant crash diet, you creepy twat.
So is there a new writer here? Like… I dunno, a woman or gay dude or something? Because Aniston is being portrayed here as if she were desirable… she in fact may be thought desirable by fat chicks, dudes who have no choice but to bang fat or ugly chicks or gay dudes who assume she’s “super”. She is not hot, in fact she’s barely a 6 out of 10.
hes gross
i dont understand why ANYONE thinks hes hot
holy fuckin hairy. Why is it that women have to trim the bush back but it is ok for guys to be proving that man came from apes by flaunting their very hairy cock regions? I’d like to be able to give this fugly bastard a brazilian.
Somebody needs to slap the homo out of this guy.
I think retarded pretty much covers it.
yeah…..
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Dude, that’s nast…
And I’d totally do Jennifer Aniston. Twice even.
Dude, that’s nast…
And I’d totally do Jennifer Aniston. Twice even.
Somebody needs to slap the homo out of this guy.
everytime i see these shots, i throw up in my mouth…
i don’t think his manhood is as big as it looks in the picture (and it isn’t even that big in this picture).
Ah my eyes!
Ah my eyes!
Oh gawddamn….. that’s…. gawddamn.
Meanwhile I heard he had issues with the hairs around Jen’s butthole.
Meanwhile I heard he had issues with the hairs around Jen’s butthole.
is that orlando bloom?
Meanwhile I heard he had issues with the hairs around Jen’s butthole.
is that orlando bloom?
AND the color’s wrong for him.
Son of a bitch… I think we just found out who’s been pounding Dean Sheremet’s turdcutter.
I wonder who the poor blonde chick is
what the fuck man card is gone for lifffffeeee fucking retarded. p.s. jennifer aniston slap that ass all night loonnnggg.
hey number three
you too good for a six? you’re probably fat
W
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and this guy is infinitely richer than most of us will ever be. insane. only in america.
It gets worse:
http://theblemish.com/2008/02/john-mayer-loves-the-mankini/john-mayer-mankini-6/
27,
It was nice enough of you to google more pictures! Interested much?
So, which smells worse, the front of that thing or the back?
Uhg – his scrot is hanging out the side.
It looked way better on Borat.
He could at least cover up his nipples!
Come on, Fish. Was this really necessary?
I would stand more near to the woman in front of him! But she isn’t probably not that much a hot chick!?
His body is NOT a wonderland.
Where’s my hot chick!?
Technically it is possible to empty the suntan lotion bottle and refill it with Nair.
That’s just soooo wrong!
I bet if he went one more step ahead then she would have bitten him! Eww!
Oh my god, this guy is an IDIOT! And I don’t think that quite covers it.
Why did u have to mention Brad Pitt in this post, PLZZZ!!! Brad did not choose Twitter over fucking Jen, he chose fucking Angie over fucking Jen which sounds kinda logical to me, I would’ve made the same choice; and Im a girl.
It looked so much better on Borat, and even Jim Carrey when he wore Jenny’s swimsuit. This is wrong, soooo wrong, and he probably thinks he is sooo coool. Retard!!
Well at least you didn’t post pics of the back. Or maybe you did but I was too scared to go past the first one. Man, there is something so wrong with that picture but then again so right. I’m sure Jen has it as the wallpaper on her phone so she never calls him again.
Beep,blip! Ewww! Blop!
I’d be twittering too if I was dating Jennifer Aniston.
His body is a wonderland.
#27
Thanks for the link! John has a sexy body. This pic is sexy and funny at the same time!
I definitely think that the word mankini does not apply here. Like doesn’t a biking mean covering nips and vag? Like this covers neither. I think if a man wants a mankini, he has to wear…. like a crop shirt and a speedo. But this is just ……….. soooooooooooo veryyyyyyyyyyy disgusting!
*stabs self in eyes
If he’s more interested in mankinis and Twitter than delivering the salami, he’s just not that into you.
I just barfed and it looks tastier than this picture
This is the first, and better be, the last time I ever see a… whatchacallit – mankini. It’s called a bi-kini for two reasons – breasts.
Hoooooleeeeeee……
wow, people, get a sense of humor. This pic is fuckin’ hilarious!
this is the grossest thing evah! does he not own a freakin razor!?