Confirming he has the Twitter addiction of a 13-year-old girl on speed, John Mayer tweeted about the upcoming cruise he’s hosting in Mexico on Friday where he plans on wearing his infamous mankini above:
I’m already wearing it. So yes, extremely packed. RT @georgeeluvxo mankini packed yet?
about 13 hours ago from web
I’m trying to think of a word to describe a grown man who’d rather Twitter about his pubic hair-revealing swim attire than have sex with Jennifer Aniston. Besides “gay,” “retarded” or “Brad Pitt.”
Melissa | March 26, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Ahhhhh!
sapphire eyes | March 26, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Uuuuhhhh, the best thing I can say is that I don’t think I’ll have any kind of appetite for days … thanks for the instant crash diet, you creepy twat.
effyeray | March 26, 2009 at 5:39 pm
So is there a new writer here? Like… I dunno, a woman or gay dude or something? Because Aniston is being portrayed here as if she were desirable… she in fact may be thought desirable by fat chicks, dudes who have no choice but to bang fat or ugly chicks or gay dudes who assume she’s “super”. She is not hot, in fact she’s barely a 6 out of 10.
amanda | March 26, 2009 at 5:42 pm
hes gross
i dont understand why ANYONE thinks hes hot
It's Me Fuckers | March 26, 2009 at 5:43 pm
holy fuckin hairy. Why is it that women have to trim the bush back but it is ok for guys to be proving that man came from apes by flaunting their very hairy cock regions? I’d like to be able to give this fugly bastard a brazilian.
sara | March 26, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Somebody needs to slap the homo out of this guy.
havoc | March 26, 2009 at 5:46 pm
I think retarded pretty much covers it.
yeah…..
.
Davo | March 26, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Dude, that’s nast…
And I’d totally do Jennifer Aniston. Twice even.
Davo | March 26, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Dude, that’s nast…
And I’d totally do Jennifer Aniston. Twice even.
sara | March 26, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Somebody needs to slap the homo out of this guy.
michelle | March 26, 2009 at 5:48 pm
everytime i see these shots, i throw up in my mouth…
i don’t think his manhood is as big as it looks in the picture (and it isn’t even that big in this picture).
Van | March 26, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Ah my eyes!
Van | March 26, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Ah my eyes!
Bill Clinton | March 26, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Oh gawddamn….. that’s…. gawddamn.
Rush Limbaugh | March 26, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Meanwhile I heard he had issues with the hairs around Jen’s butthole.
Rush Limbaugh | March 26, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Meanwhile I heard he had issues with the hairs around Jen’s butthole.
jjjschmidt | March 26, 2009 at 5:52 pm
is that orlando bloom?
Rush Limbaugh | March 26, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Meanwhile I heard he had issues with the hairs around Jen’s butthole.
jjjschmidt | March 26, 2009 at 5:53 pm
is that orlando bloom?
justifiable | March 26, 2009 at 5:54 pm
AND the color’s wrong for him.
Joe Blow | March 26, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Son of a bitch… I think we just found out who’s been pounding Dean Sheremet’s turdcutter.
fafafafafa | March 26, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I wonder who the poor blonde chick is
patrickridyard@yahoo.com | March 26, 2009 at 5:57 pm
what the fuck man card is gone for lifffffeeee fucking retarded. p.s. jennifer aniston slap that ass all night loonnnggg.
tobacccalobby | March 26, 2009 at 6:00 pm
hey number three
you too good for a six? you’re probably fat
whatthefuck | March 26, 2009 at 6:01 pm
W
T
F
?
and this guy is infinitely richer than most of us will ever be. insane. only in america.
Joe Le Blond | March 26, 2009 at 6:02 pm
It gets worse:
http://theblemish.com/2008/02/john-mayer-loves-the-mankini/john-mayer-mankini-6/
Bleh | March 26, 2009 at 6:06 pm
27,
It was nice enough of you to google more pictures! Interested much?
miggs | March 26, 2009 at 6:08 pm
So, which smells worse, the front of that thing or the back?
Nausiated Nat | March 26, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Uhg – his scrot is hanging out the side.
timmy the dying boy | March 26, 2009 at 6:12 pm
It looked way better on Borat.
Darth | March 26, 2009 at 6:15 pm
He could at least cover up his nipples!
ghost | March 26, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Come on, Fish. Was this really necessary?
Nero | March 26, 2009 at 6:20 pm
I would stand more near to the woman in front of him! But she isn’t probably not that much a hot chick!?
justifiable | March 26, 2009 at 6:21 pm
His body is NOT a wonderland.
Rhialto | March 26, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Where’s my hot chick!?
feckless | March 26, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Technically it is possible to empty the suntan lotion bottle and refill it with Nair.
The Listener | March 26, 2009 at 6:24 pm
That’s just soooo wrong!
Gando | March 26, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I bet if he went one more step ahead then she would have bitten him! Eww!
SoTe | March 26, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Oh my god, this guy is an IDIOT! And I don’t think that quite covers it.
Why did u have to mention Brad Pitt in this post, PLZZZ!!! Brad did not choose Twitter over fucking Jen, he chose fucking Angie over fucking Jen which sounds kinda logical to me, I would’ve made the same choice; and Im a girl.
It looked so much better on Borat, and even Jim Carrey when he wore Jenny’s swimsuit. This is wrong, soooo wrong, and he probably thinks he is sooo coool. Retard!!
Kia | March 26, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Well at least you didn’t post pics of the back. Or maybe you did but I was too scared to go past the first one. Man, there is something so wrong with that picture but then again so right. I’m sure Jen has it as the wallpaper on her phone so she never calls him again.
R2-D2 | March 26, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Beep,blip! Ewww! Blop!
SrfStrng | March 26, 2009 at 6:41 pm
I’d be twittering too if I was dating Jennifer Aniston.
Zanna | March 26, 2009 at 6:53 pm
His body is a wonderland.
OC Dee | March 26, 2009 at 6:58 pm
#27
Thanks for the link! John has a sexy body. This pic is sexy and funny at the same time!
Sooz | March 26, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I definitely think that the word mankini does not apply here. Like doesn’t a biking mean covering nips and vag? Like this covers neither. I think if a man wants a mankini, he has to wear…. like a crop shirt and a speedo. But this is just ……….. soooooooooooo veryyyyyyyyyyy disgusting!
*stabs self in eyes
Jules | March 26, 2009 at 7:01 pm
If he’s more interested in mankinis and Twitter than delivering the salami, he’s just not that into you.
Ginger | March 26, 2009 at 7:02 pm
I just barfed and it looks tastier than this picture
gosyco | March 26, 2009 at 7:05 pm
This is the first, and better be, the last time I ever see a… whatchacallit – mankini. It’s called a bi-kini for two reasons – breasts.
Hoooooleeeeeee……
thesafetydance | March 26, 2009 at 7:08 pm
wow, people, get a sense of humor. This pic is fuckin’ hilarious!
grossed out | March 26, 2009 at 7:09 pm
this is the grossest thing evah! does he not own a freakin razor!?