UPDATE: John Mayer tweets Rob Drydek’s stomach pumping

June 15th, 2009 // 32 Comments

Rob Drydek of MTV’s Rob & Big got completely shitfaced with John Mayer Saturday night and ended up getting his stomach pumped. Of course, like any good friend/Twitter addict, John tweeted about it:

In triage at Cedars with @robdyrdek. When the contents of his stomach hit that silicon bag and we all saw it, we just broke into appluse.
1:49 AM Jun 14th from TwitterBerry
Applause. Shit! Applause.
1:49 AM Jun 14th from TwitterBerry.

If that’s not evidence enough of John’s unhealthy fascination with Twitter, scope out the tweet right before taking Rob to the hospital:

The ultimate live tweet: peeing in a club bathroom, but not without facing the mirror and mugging as if to say “hey, you’re doing great.”
1:08 AM Jun 14th from TwitterBerry

I’m pretty sure if John Mayer’s Blackberry would’ve fallen into the toilet, he’d have shrieked like a schoolgirl, polished it off with his shirt and then tweeted how he just shrieked like a schoolgirl. True story.

UPDATE: And this was all some lame Twitter shenanigans for publicity, according to People. Remind me to tweet that Ahmadinejad is hiding in John Mayer’s face later.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. chupacabra

    what a motherfucking jerk.

  2. Richard McBeef

    $10 says John Mayer’s semen was the main constituent of the stomach contents.

  3. Carrie

    Has this mans “career” been reduced to his number of followers on twitter? What a pathetic douche!

  4. p0nk

    if you could buy douchebags in bulk, you’d have Spencer Pratt, Pete Wentz, and John Mayer.

  5. Carrie

    Oh! Don’t forget Kanye West!!!

  6. Mr. Jones

    A couple of Mike’s Hard Lemonades would do this to a guy.

  7. Sam

    What a wanker!

  8. Max Planck

    Quo vomitorium?

  9. veggi

    John is a member of twatter? Imagine that.

    however, this Rob guy looks like a damn good time.

  10. Jim Lahey

    I heard that someone spiked this loser’s water bottle with a shot of Vodka.

  11. sarah

    god, he was so much better around the Continuum era and before when he just made music and wasn’t such a desperate celebrity

  12. Danny

    Rob Dyrdek knows how to party!

    John Mayer knows how to ruin anything that’s even remotely good.

  13. Savalas

    1:14am Jun 14: OMG, they just pumped sperm out of his stomach

    1:15am Jun 14 OMG!! Now a condom just came up!

    1:16am Jun 14 OMG!!! A penis!!

  14. This polesmoker’s a dck, shit dick…

  15. meee

    it’s “would’ve fallen”, not “would’ve fell”

  16. this dude

    Rob looks like he knows how to party..hard

  17. Deva

    What a fucking douche. But what do you expect from someone who had to lower themselves to fuck Jennifer Anniston? Right?

  18. HoodFellaz

    Rob Dyrdek is the man, who gives a shit about John Mayer.

  19. jennifer a

    This pic is great. You’ve got Rob there thinkin’ man, does my stomach hurt but boy is this great! … Douchbag McQueen off to the top left thinkin’ boy, one day I might not be a total douchebag and maybe half as cool as this guy!… shaquille o’neal there on the left helping this Rob guy thinkin’ shit, Kobe’s winning a championship and I’m helping some schmuck to the hospital to get his stomach pumped.

  20. Whoop Cushion

    secret Brokeback party pix?

  21. Beefy & Meaty

    Damm Rob…you are too old for this shiet…stop acting like a fool and find a nice girl and settle down.

  22. Samuel

    Lol, “douchebags in bulk”. Honestly, I thought Mayer was actually a decent guy…until I saw the Live Blu-Ray – and in between the performances, in the interview segments, he was 100% portraying himself in the belief that he truly is God’s gift to this Earth, and in a non-sarcastic way, I might add. It made me sick.

    Rob DYRDEK however – seems a little too old to be playing around like a frat boy.

  23. gigi

    uh oh! Dr. Drew’s gonna be pissed! he was a Loveline favorite guest once lol

  24. meee

    holy shit fish you listened to me! i love it. ok, now where’s my money/dick for editing your posts?!

  25. Just push a BIG dildo in his ass and let’s see what happens, folks?

  26. What’s wrong with John’s hair? Flatten that thing out.

  27. Darth

    He could have vomitted too.But pumping his stomach empty is more hygienic.

  28. Nero

    Didn’t he get an enema too?

  29. maryann

    Check out http://www.oversharers.com for more hilarious celebrity twittering of way too much information.

  30. Plen

    I like Dyrdek. Sure, now he’s got his shows on MTV and all, but he seems like a genuinely nice dude who’s just in it for the fun. I respect that he’s not in it for the money, either–I mean, the guy was ridiculously rich even before he got a show. Plus, he’s still putting it down for AWS,

  31. Well at least he looks like he’s been having a good time lol

  32. veronicaa

    OH MY FUCKING GOD PEOPLE , ROB WAS PRETENDING TO BE DRUNK !!! OK ? LIKE SERIOUSLY. TMZ TOOK EVERYTHING TO FAR SAYING HE ALMOST DIED!! ROBS MOM WAS CRYING AT WORK BECAUSE OF THIS , TMZ SAYING HE ALMOST DIED !!!! LIKE REALLY HOLY SHIT. HE WAS FAKING DRUNK GET OVER IT !!!! HIM AND JOHN EVEN MADE A SONG FOR ROBS MOM TO SAY SORRY THAT HE WAS PRETENDING TO BE DRUNK !!!

    ROB IS ONE OF THE BEST PEOPLE YOU COULD EVER KNOW, !!
    HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AT THE TIME !!
    AFTER HE HEARD HIS MOM HAD CRYED ABOUT IT HE RELIZED IT WASNT A FUNNY JOKE!!
    HES AMAZING JUST BECAUSE HE PLAYED A LIKE JOKE DOESNT MEAN HES NOT AMAZING !!!!
    CAUSE HE IS !!!!

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