John Mayer: The Reactions

Here’s what people are saying about John Mayer’s controversial Playboy interview that forced him “quit the media” in a fit of tears last night:

Jessica Simpson:
“I’m a boxer!”

Richard T. Ford, author of The Race Card:
“He’s no Sarah Silverman.”

Holly Robinson Peete:
“I landed in a good part of the quote.”

Kerry Washington:
No response. Probably too busy going “white girl crazy“.

Jennifer Aniston
[Insert sound of banging Gerard Butler without feeling the need to cry alone in the shower afterward here.]

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