John Mayer shoots down Paris Hilton

February 12th, 2008 // 68 Comments

John Mayer, who not too long ago tried to put the moves on Ricki Lake, wanted nothing to do with Paris Hilton at a Grammys after-party. Page Six reports:

The celebutard showed up at the Sony BMG Grammy party at the Thompson Hotel lounge and “aggressively tried to hook up with John Mayer – following him around and dancing, trying to get him to look at her,” a source told Page Six.
“At one point, she sat at a table and tapped on the seat to motion him to sit next to her. John politely sat for less than a second before ignoring her and moving to chat with a group of friends.”

Damn! Getting dissed by John Mayer? That’s gotta smarts. I mean, c’mon, everyone knows John Mayer goes home alone every night and desperately hits on a Pop Tart. Yet he turns down Paris Hilton. Kudos, John Mayer. Rest comfortably tonight next to a roofied-up toaster treat and know that, in the morning, your penis won’t look like a slug covered in salt. Well played.

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  1. Totally Crazian

    Forget Mayer, who’s the hottie he’s sporting in the background?

  2. Nobody

    Never thought I’d say this but…

    I’d hit it.

    Mayer, not Hilton.

  3. Ript1&0

    God, John Mayer is SO hot. And funny. I would go out with him in a heartbeat.

    Have you read anything he writes on his blog? The man has a good perspective on life too. He’s going to make someone ecstatic one day.

  4. James

    You guys know that John Mayer is gay, right?

  5. John Mayer is my “friend”..

  6. Jas

    Wow.. our John actually looks good scrubbed clean.

  7. Kay

    I heard John Mayer likes to pee on his girls.

  8. FRT

    FINALLY…some one with an actuall working brain!

    Unlike the pea-brained-no-talent-skank-whore-known as Paris!

  9. Hatey McWrathenstein

    “celebutard”

    :D

    That needs to be raped into the OED.

  10. MJ

    Those lips belong between my thighs

  11. lila

    “Celebutard,” I love it too! He is cute, I never really looked before, turning down Paris? Kudos, good for him. On another note, Gisele is not that pretty, like people talk about the celebutard’s nose, Gisele has a honker herself…the prettiest Victoria’s Secret models were probably Frederique and Yasmin…my opinion anyway…

  12. Fuck… I was hoping he became a fighter pilot and took out her private jet… talk about a let down…

  13. kati

    sweet Jesus, he is the most beautiful man ever.

  14. Anita

    damn this boy is looking good in pic #2. . . . absolutely YUMMY!!!!!!!

  15. Bunny

    Im with #60——- except further north

  16. Wow

    He looks ridiculously hot in these pictures.

    I may have misheard the story, but I thought it was Ricki Lake who told him SHE had a crush on him.

  17. Wow

    He looks ridiculously hot in these pictures.

    I may have misheard the story, but I thought it was Ricki Lake who told him SHE had a crush on him.

  18. Incredible. This is a good news anyway

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