John Mayer shoots down Paris Hilton

The Superficial / February 12, 2008

John Mayer, who not too long ago tried to put the moves on Ricki Lake, wanted nothing to do with Paris Hilton at a Grammys after-party. Page Six reports:

The celebutard showed up at the Sony BMG Grammy party at the Thompson Hotel lounge and “aggressively tried to hook up with John Mayer – following him around and dancing, trying to get him to look at her,” a source told Page Six.
“At one point, she sat at a table and tapped on the seat to motion him to sit next to her. John politely sat for less than a second before ignoring her and moving to chat with a group of friends.”

Damn! Getting dissed by John Mayer? That’s gotta smarts. I mean, c’mon, everyone knows John Mayer goes home alone every night and desperately hits on a Pop Tart. Yet he turns down Paris Hilton. Kudos, John Mayer. Rest comfortably tonight next to a roofied-up toaster treat and know that, in the morning, your penis won’t look like a slug covered in salt. Well played.

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