John Mayer pissed off gay people, too

February 12th, 2010 // 61 Comments

Not only did John Mayer offend anyone he stuck his penis in and the black community, he apparently also pissed of GLAAD who’s demanding an apology for using the word “fag” in his now-infamous Playboy interview:

“The only man I’ve kissed is Perez Hilton. It was New Year’s Eve and I decided to go out and destroy myself. I was dating Jessica at the time, and I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody–almost as if I hated fags. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long.”

I don’t quite get GLAAD’s outrage because getting drunk and realizing you want nothing more than to kiss a man pretty much proves John Mayer is secretly gay. And just in case that’s not proof enough, I don’t know how else you interpret this excerpt:

Because I want to show her I’m not like every other guy. Because I hate other men. When I’m fucking you, I’m trying to fuck every man who’s ever fucked you, but in his ass, so you’ll say “No one’s ever done that to me in bed.”

I’m not trying to toot my own horn here, but when I’m having sex with a woman the last thing I’m thinking about is other men’s anuses. I typically reserve that time for making up an excuse for why it only took a minute. “It’s my birthday!”

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  1. Jethro

    “Love, exciting and new…….”

  2. He makes me feel warm inside.

  3. Mel

    Is there anyone he has not offended with his hilarity? Black women, White women, and now gays? Is this not his whole fan base? I don’t know if straight guys even read Playboy anymore.

  4. fatso

    I wasn’t sure Who Jon Mayer was…then he’s dating Jennifer Anniston.(a stepping stone?) then I saw him on some am news show he performed?? Not impressed at all…..now he speaks….What a PIG,BASTARD…Who Cares No Talent mfer

  5. Mal Gusto

    GLAAD gets pissed when people use the word fag?!? You know this is the influence of the angry lesbian portion of the GLAAD group. Gay men are generally too busy having a good time to be such whining little bitches. Why don’t they ask Perez Hilton if Mayer should apologize. He probably doesn’t give a shit. He just wants John to come back to bed.

  6. Colin

    http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/john_mayer_still_making_out_wi.php

    I mean, this is old news. But why wouldn’t GLAAD be upset about this? It stands for the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, and John Mayer being associated with gays is CERTAINLY defamation.

    Also, making out with Perez Hilton doesn’t make you gay, it makes you disgusting.

  7. He used Jessica and the others to cover his gayness. lol!

  8. Rough: observe patters and adapt

    Before we move on to the gays. Whats the status on his Nigger pass, has it been revoked?

  9. Sport

    I hate this fucker but that outfit rocks.

  10. Wow, this guys retarded and its awesome!
    Keep on cannonballin your career into that wall buddy!

  11. Rough: observe pattern and adapt

    He tongued Perez? HOLLY MOLLY~~~~

  12. My stupid mouth….got me in trouble…

  13. yawn

    drugs.. soon you’ll hear about some form of necessary rehab..

  14. SO RIGHT

    # 8 — hilarious!

  15. SO RIGHT

    # 8 — hilarious!

  16. FAZOOL

    Fuck John Mayer. He was an asshole before this. Let’s
    make him and his shitty music go away.

  17. Fati87

    Someone should take away the freedom of speech from this guy.

  18. justifiable

    Oh, John. Where, just where, to start?

    Your Body Is A WonderBread Land, but your mind skipped town years ago out of sheer embarassment.

    And whichever one of your hanger-on ” friends” (or the deluded women you’ve had as proxy for their past lovers that you secretly want to fuck -and that means Brad Pitt) told you that you were witty, clever or even mildly amusing should be killed immediately. Because if they encouragde this sort of dribbling, omphalotic TMI disclosure, they should pay accordingly.

    That is all.

  19. Ophelia

    This guy is such a fake. He sings about true love but he clearly hates women and prefers men. He says what he needs to say and he fools some (mostly the dim witted or self involved, jessica, jen…) but he’s not fooling the average woman.

    I’m waiting for his fifteen minutes to be over so we dont have to hear his sappy music or see his gay outfits anymore. Go away.

  20. chris jones

    Sodomy is a sin, even as a jest. Burning in hell would not be much fun and eternity is an awfully long time…. so be gay if you want, but be prepared to pay the price. A public service warning to all you fudge packers out there!

  21. lulz

    i used to think john mayer was a douche bag, and i’m beginning to like him more with every update about this playboy interview. women love dick-headed, arrogant, douche bag guys, all this is doing is getting him more pussy.

  22. He's a douche

    What. A. Douchebag.

  23. He's a douche

    What. A. Douchebag.

  24. Craig

    He’s also a liar if he says that’s the only time he kissed a man. There were pictures all over the internet a couple of years ago of Adam Levine kissing John Mayer on stage at one of his concerts as a joke.

  25. He should NOT wear those shorts!! I would be offended and pissed off too.

    It’s quite disappointing to see him like this…his music just doesn’t fit who he is….eugh…I will have to pretend some lovely romantic dude is singing when I listen to Slow Dancing in a Burning Room

  26. Bob

    What? Are we in first grade? Begging for apologies is silly. Just grow up.

  27. Ann

    I don’t want him to shut up. He’s fucking amusing. I want to see if he can one-up this interview and bang another B list celeb whose name starts with ‘J’. So far he’s done
    Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Jessica Simpson
    Jennifer Aniston

    He still needs to plough through Jennifer Garner, Jessica Biel and J.Lo and then talk disgracefully about them afterwards while fucking Ben Affleck, Justin Timberlake and Mark Antony is the arse.

  28. Rachell

    Stay Classy John. Nothing’s more romantic than a guy that drops the f-bomb every other word when talking about his sex life. He’s so into himself, it’s pathetic. He’s into dudes and very into himself, perhaps he should just cut through this song and dance and marry his right hand like he always wanted.

  29. wesley

    ugh whatever. john mayer is a douche, and deserves to be treated as such, but i’m so tired of a public apology being issued every time a celeb says something that’s isn’t straight out of their publicist’s mouth. every single interview has to sound like a miss america speech about world peace and loving everyone. fuck being politically correct, just be honest for once! on the flip side, people need to get over themselves and not get offended about every little thing. pretty soon our lives are going to be just like the christmas pageant in that episode of south park where they weren’t allowed to mention a single thing about any holiday because someone would be offended no matter what. get over it people!

  30. shanjan

    Hahh =)

  31. club_d_bag

    dude’s got issues.

  32. reggie

    thats amazing! i love it. way to stick it to the gays john!

  33. TJ

    NYE years ago when he was out with Jessica Simpson partying with Perez Hilton. John look over at Perez Hilton and decides he want to kiss him instead of Jessica Simpson……What….being out with Jessica but he wanted Perez. John Mayer is definitely gay for sure.

  34. TJ

    NYE years ago when John/Jessica Simpson were partying with Perez Hilton. John look over at Perez Hilton and decides he want to kiss him instead of Jessica Simpson……What….being out with Jessica but he wanted Perez. John Mayer is definitely gay for sure.

  35. me

    Analysis: John Mayer thinks he’s really funny and off the wall shockingly intellegent. However, this guy is only tooting his own horn and in a very forceful way. He reminds me of Kelly Pickler from American Idol, started off cute (the originality was the attraction) and then seemed to “practice being cute” and it just screams “I try too hard at this !” and it comes off rehearsed and unauthentic. Not to mention – offensive.

    My advice would be for him to relax, cool it with trying to get people talking about him (quit being a media whore) and find out who you are and what you really want. Quit trying so hard! We liked you way more musically. That will be ten cents please.

  36. john Mayer is great n all but perez says it like it is. So don’t go hating on him and be a jerk a bout it.

  37. spinal

    LMAO @ 27!

    That may be his actual M.O. though. If so, he’s doing pretty well for himself as he’s fucked Nick Lachey, Dane Cook, Adam Levine, Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn in the ass already!

  38. rbarnes

    anii, dude, aniii – get with the plurals…

  39. Naked Chicks Rule

    SW, why are you bothering w/ GLAAD? They’re the biggest douche organization this side of Sarah Palin.

    Oh, and @20, the moment you idiots get your nose out of everyone else’s bedroom & pay attention to _real_ sin, like, you know, Greed, Lying, Violence, (Strange but true! Actual sins addressed in the ten commandments!) is the day I’ll stop thinking of you as a bunch of sex-obsessed fucktard asshats.

  40. truth doctor

    Gays get offended by anything they can’t stick their dicks in the rear end of.

  41. Scumbag

    I agree with you #40, but John Mayer sounds like he needs to go into sex therapy with Tiger Woods. He’s not that great. If he was poor, women wouldn’t give him time of day, let alone a gay person.

  42. bar room hero

    What I’ve been saying for years. John Mayer is a total douche…and he looks like he is composed of plastic in his videos btw…

    Total Douche.

  43. Blech

    John Mayer is of the *finest* douchebags on the planet.

    And, yes, he has to be into penis. Not just because he made out with some guy, but because… Well, ever watch him sing? He always looks like he’s making out with a d*ck.

  44. Blech

    No one in their right mind should be offended by this lifeless douchebag who is hanging onto his career by a string…

  45. Jam

    #20 is a typical uneducated “Christian”.

    Little does that fucker know that just by reading this blog, he’s committing a SIN per the ten commandments – lust.

    Put down the beer, get out of your trailer park and read, white trash.

  46. Jason Todd, the Red Hood

    i KNOW whats going on…

    he said something about, when he fxcks Jessica Simpson, he is fing every guy shes been with…dude has got issues….

    I think she cheated on him, and he’s crying about it now, poor John Mayer, boo hoo, all women cheat on their boyfriends, expecially the hot ones, stupid, get used to it, stop slandering gay people, african americans, because your an ugly bad drunk.

  47. Eric Draven

    i think John Mayer is doing character research and auditioning for the part of Tony Stark in Iron Man 3, you know… the story involving his Alcoholism and becoming an ass-hole?

  48. Nero

    I’d only see one big hairy dirty gaping asshole.Where’s this guy named John mayer?!

  49. Darth

    It’s commonly known that hookers do anything for money except kissing.That’s considered to be too intimate.

  50. Gando

    He’d really look like he could use a bath.

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