John Mayer pissed off gay people, too

The Superficial / February 12, 2010

Not only did John Mayer offend anyone he stuck his penis in and the black community, he apparently also pissed of GLAAD who’s demanding an apology for using the word “fag” in his now-infamous Playboy interview:

“The only man I’ve kissed is Perez Hilton. It was New Year’s Eve and I decided to go out and destroy myself. I was dating Jessica at the time, and I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody–almost as if I hated fags. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long.”

I don’t quite get GLAAD’s outrage because getting drunk and realizing you want nothing more than to kiss a man pretty much proves John Mayer is secretly gay. And just in case that’s not proof enough, I don’t know how else you interpret this excerpt:

Because I want to show her I’m not like every other guy. Because I hate other men. When I’m fucking you, I’m trying to fuck every man who’s ever fucked you, but in his ass, so you’ll say “No one’s ever done that to me in bed.”

I’m not trying to toot my own horn here, but when I’m having sex with a woman the last thing I’m thinking about is other men’s anuses. I typically reserve that time for making up an excuse for why it only took a minute. “It’s my birthday!”