John Mayer meets Jennifer Aniston’s dad

November 21st, 2008 // 47 Comments

John Mayer was reportedly introduced to Jennifer Aniston’s father 75-year-old actor John Aniston Wednesday night. The couple dined with Jen’s dad and his wife Sherry Rooney at the Beverly Hills Hotel where the “Minstrel of Douche” apparently impressed Mr. Aniston, according to Star:

After starting with a round of cocktails, John and Jen shared a salad, followed by a fish entree. She was even seen feeding him a vegetable off her fork. As for the conversation — led by Jen’s step mom, who was much chattier than Jen’s dad — it ranged from music to… Tom Hanks.
“John spent a lot of time talking about his music philosophies — why certain decades have better music,” says the eyewitness. “He discussed his experiences with Aretha Franklin and made a joke about Tom Hanks.”
His nerves showed when Jen hit the powder room. John charmingly asked the table: “How am I doing?” Then cracked, “I am a wreck.” Everyone laughed and Jen’s stepmom, whom Jen referred to as “mom” throughout dinner, said, “Should we get our score cards out? Like on Dancing With the Stars?” John replied: “Exactly. It feels like Dancing with the Stars.”
When Jen returned, her stepmom outed John for being nervous and told Jen that he said it felt like he’s on an audition for Dancing with the Stars. Jen laughed and rubbed his thigh.

Afterward, everyone retired to the parlor for figgy pudding and a ribald game of Charades where young Master Mayer imitated the operation of the new horseless carriage. Huzzah!

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  1. Megabyte

    Is it just me, or does she look like she has a little bit of a belly going on in those pictures?
    *throws fuel on the fire of the Aniston pregnancy conspiracy*

  2. BRING ON THE BABES!!!

  3. JJ

    Did she nibble on his big knockwurst?

  4. Kate

    She looks pregnant.

  5. Jesi

    She’s soooooo pregnant
    or injecting herself hormones for a fertility treatment maybe?

  6. Photoshop Police

    Anyone else think this is gonna be a shotgun wedding, only Jen is holding the shotgun?

    (and no, Daisy, the photo is not fake or anything like some obscure movie reference, but go ahead… we know you want to.)

  7. valerie

    she totally looks like she’s got a bun in the oven

  8. JimmyBachaFungool

    I’ve said it before…she’s addicted to his big cock. She doesn’t love him. How could she?

  9. Fly on the wall

    Then from the next table Jake Blues leans over and asks, “How much?!”

  10. twzzlrgirl

    She is preggers…and she’s either a coupla months along or she’s trying to rival Angie by having four or five at once.

  11. Barak Obama

    “The couple dined with Jen’s did and his wife” What the hell is a “did”? You must be a product of the California public school system.

  12. Rough Daddy's gay lover

    Hee hees! I was sooo nervous when RD had me meet his mommy and dada. His dada slipped his finger under my bottom to comfort me. He was almost as sweet as the “Daddymeister”!
    I could swoon.

  13. mmm

    wow who do i hate more? her, paris, angelina or kim k?

    i wish they would all die then i could truly be happy

  14. I wouldn’t mind being this broad for a day,,, then I could see for myself how hung he really is,,, I want the John Mayer cocksperience too!!1

  15. missy

    ohhhh i cant wait for him to cheat on her again

  16. havoc

    Of course she’s pregnant.

    Look at the look on Mayer’s face…..

    .

  17. Ghost of Hendrix

    John Mayer’s philosophies on music rank right up there with The Jonas Brothers’.

    People should throw condoms at him at his next show.

  18. Doggy Style

    There is no pain, you are receding.
    A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
    You are only coming through in waves.
    Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
    When I was a child I had a fever.
    My hands felt just like two balloons.
    Now I got that feeling once again.
    I cant explain, you would not understand.
    This is not how I am.
    I…have become comfortably numb.

  19. Have you heard of the debris that was floating in space? it was suppose to land somewhere,,,now, if there was justice in this world, wouldnt it land on the head of # 14?

  20. mm

    he likes her cause she looks like a man

  21. Garp

    That is going to be one fugly kid with a big head…literally and figuratively.

  22. Thigh Highs

    That whole relationship is just really bizarre…she seems a little crazy.

  23. bah

    i was bored before the picture even finished loading

  24. NY Ted

    …And then he dropped Jen off at her parents and went out and blew his brains out smoking crack all night with his music buddies!

    Ahhh…what a life…!

  25. Kitahara Nanase

    LoL for pointing that out #11. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. XD

  26. miggs

    “After starting with a round of cocktails, John and Jen shared a salad, followed by a fish entree. She was even seen feeding him a vegetable off her fork.”

    Good lord, this is all code, isn’t it?

    “After starting with a round of oral sex foreplay, John and Jen tossed each other’s salad, followed by extended intercourse. She was even seen snowballing him after he finally came in her mouth.”

  27. Tanya

    She looks like a HOOKER!!! What the hell is she wearing? LOL! Also, is it just me or she looks pregnant? Just sayin….

  28. cc

    OMG – look at that tummy! she’s gotta be pregnant!

  29. Jane

    She’s most definitely PREGNANT!

  30. geishaho

    i bet you he has a big one .. yum

  31. mlou

    @22, she may be a little crazy. Like the character she portrayed on 30 Rock last week. And the first thing I noticed was her creepy eye. Looks like she borrowed Marilyn Manson’s contacts.

  32. Connie

    Douchifer PR team at it again.
    Looks like Jen stuff something under her shirt to start talk. This whole story is PR Bu#sh!t and they hope the media buy it.

  33. Hal

    Douchifer are two of the biggest publicity who res in HW! if they hug some one they make sure a camera is near by to take a picture.

  34. Sheila

    I don’t think Mayer is packing nothing. That was another lie he started years ago when he was trying to sleep with all his fans. they seem to love PR lies.

  35. ummm...yeah

    Why the fuck is this even on here? WHO GIVES A FUCK???!!!

  36. zuzuspetals

    Imagine having to listen to John Mayer talk about “his music philosophies” while you are trying to eat. Imagine how difficult it would be to stop yourself from stabbing him with your fork.
    Whatever fucked things Jennifer Aniston’s dad has ever done to her, she has now made him pay in full.
    Those poor people.

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  38. Karen

    If she’s not pregnant she’s trying to look pregnant

  39. He like FAGGOTS, folks?

  40. jenna

    Why does he look so down and unhappy in all the recent photos taken…? Hm…

  41. jenna

    Why does he look so down and unhappy in all the recent photos taken…? Hm…

  42. Alice

    Now, how did Star magazine get their dinner conversation? Was the table bugged? Undercover reporter posing as the waiter, standing there taking notes? Did Jen hand over a transcript?

  43. Is this getting serious or what?
    @jenna – he must be very “happy” about meeting his future father-in-law, lol!
    Anyway, is that a baby bump or my sight got bumpy all of a sudden?

  44. Nick

    Jen and John are partners with Star mag these days. Jen must own stock in it.
    This was the biggest PR stunt they have pull so far. I have enough of Jen and John’s fake crap.

  45. Bren

    Two pathetic azzwipes are so disgusting. Media attention pigs.
    Jen always make sure she has her hair curtain to cover up her ugly face. John needs to put a bag over his head.

  46. #36

    Imagine John being genuine and a good listener.
    Imagine John being engaging and humorous.

    Imagine there’s no Heaven
    It’s easy if you try
    No hell below us
    Above us only sky
    Imagine all the people
    Living for today

    Imagine there’s no countries
    It isn’t hard to do
    Nothing to kill or die for
    And no religion too
    Imagine all the people
    Living life in peace

    You may say that I’m a dreamer
    But I’m not the only one
    I hope someday you’ll join us
    And the world will be as one

    Imagine no possessions
    I wonder if you can
    No need for greed or hunger
    A brotherhood of man
    Imagine all the people
    Sharing all the world

    You may say that I’m a dreamer
    But I’m not the only one
    I hope someday you’ll join us
    And the world will live as one

    Be aware like John, be a humanitarian, and peace & love.
    xoxoxoxoxox

  47. sapphire eyes

    …Peace on Earth, before GWB blows us all the hell up…

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