John Mayer is f-cking everyone
Jennifer Aniston is getting John Mayer’d in the groin again, you say? Not so, says Hollyscoop:
John was spotted on a romantic date with actress Rashida Jones Friday night at the Chateau Marmont, Hollyscoop can confirm exclusively.
The couple was having dinner in a secluded area when John “took the guitar from someone who was performing and at the Chateau and performed an impromptu performance for Rashida.”
His audience included Paul Rudd and Jason Segel. The crowd “went wild when he performed his new song,” an eyewitness tells Hollyscoop exclusively. Mayer got such a great response from fellow diners, he even performed his hit “Your Body is a Wonderland” for Rashida.
Of course, the odds are significantly high this was a forgotten publicity stunt for I Love You, Man that accidentally went off, so let’s assume John Mayer tried to French Jason Segel’s anus and call it a wash. That work for everyone? Awesome. Moving on…