Jennifer Aniston is getting John Mayer’d in the groin again, you say? Not so, says Hollyscoop:
John was spotted on a romantic date with actress Rashida Jones Friday night at the Chateau Marmont, Hollyscoop can confirm exclusively.
The couple was having dinner in a secluded area when John “took the guitar from someone who was performing and at the Chateau and performed an impromptu performance for Rashida.”
His audience included Paul Rudd and Jason Segel. The crowd “went wild when he performed his new song,” an eyewitness tells Hollyscoop exclusively. Mayer got such a great response from fellow diners, he even performed his hit “Your Body is a Wonderland” for Rashida.
Of course, the odds are significantly high this was a forgotten publicity stunt for I Love You, Man that accidentally went off, so let’s assume John Mayer tried to French Jason Segel’s anus and call it a wash. That work for everyone? Awesome. Moving on…
Well isn’t that special.
hot.
foist?
This is really all you’ve got for today?
@4: Allison, go fuck yourself! Fish updated his Facebook page and said he wouldn’t be starting until later in the day, so shut your whiny bitchass.
LOVE YOU FISH!
Nice girl. Love her feet.
Nice girl. Love her feet.
Is that supposed to be a smile?
Is that supposed to be a smile?
Is that dumb look on her face supposed to be a smile?
Her rep has already denied it, thank god. According to ONTD she is actually dating Obama’s hottie speechwriter. So awesome!
I love Rashida Jones.
Boring,,, she is standing there like she has a confidence problem, she looks really uncomfortable.
Are you kidding me? This is freakin depressing if it is true. John Mayer needs to get his wang stuck in a meat grinder. Ouch. I’m a girl and that hurt.
I suppose she fell for this cornball act….
Speaking of anus’….Isn’t her father a colored?
OUT!
i did have a Frowney Face.
but since its not true, LOL :-)
It should be illegal for Rashida Jones to put her vagina, mouth, anus, hand, elbow, nose, earlobe, doberman, aquarium, stock portfolio, Uncle Steve, or any other part of her physical person near John Mayer’s pangus.
Not fair. This is Lame to the power of Bogus.
John Mayer is like that guy playing the guitar on the stairs in “Animal House” – completely useless poof muzak machine. We need a “Bluto” to walk down the stairs and smash his freaking guitar. Only this time, over Mayer’s head.
When I first saw this guy on The Chappelle Show, I thought he had a great sense of humor about himself.
now, not so much. I guess he’s actually started to believe his own hype.
Fucken Rock Stars…..oh wait it’s only John Mayer.
The only only amusing aspect of this is that she probably completely ate it all up. “Oh my god, singing songs to me that he wrote about other women!”
There is no way Rashida Jones is dating John Mayer. Last time I checked she is a woman with actual self-esteem. John Mayer is way to into himself. One of those guys who doesn’t give a rats ass about who he hurts as long as he gets laid and gets some publicity.
I would’ve gladly accepted jail time and smashed my guitar over his mothafuckin head if he tried to take it away from me. Your Body is Incapacitated, John.
I actually know from an ex-boyfriend of hers that she is currently dating Jon Favreau.
I would get so freaky with that. I’m glad that John is putting it down right. At least until he finds tighter vadge, and there’s always tighter vadge.
Women are fucking stupid and will fall for anything. That’s why they always go back to their abusive, face bashing boyfriends and fall for the douche bag with a guitar.
Rashida, your sister was with TuPac. This is definitely a step DOWN for the family. I love how she can look black or white depending on clothes/hair/makeup. And yes her dad is Quincy Jones..and yes he is black.
John Mayer is fucking serial dater!!!leave sm chicks 4 us…..darn i need 2 learn 2 play guitar!!!!!!
She’s homely.
Who is she?
Mayer is fake. He faked a relationship with Aniston for money and publicity : paid by the Marley and Me production.
HOT!
Maybe now people will shut up about him and Aniston!!!
Number 5, lay off the meow mix in the mornings.
Rashida Jones reps have denied this already… John Mayers womanizing days are over as far as celebrity women go. His rep has been spread around and no celebrity woman is going near him least she end up looking like Jennifer Aniston, Jesscia Simpson, or Leighton. Blake Lively practically laughed him off when he flirted with her. Wa wa.
cute shoes! Rashida is so fresh & adorable… but ew — Jon Favreau?? thought he was married! it’s time to interject some color & go back to her roots/ leave the pasties alone… she’d look awesome w/ Gary Dourdan — or for more ethnic complexity, Daniel Henney… yum
She’s lucky she didn’t get too much of her father’s kneegrow genes. She can pass for a white person
He’s like a uncontrolled ‘straight’ bullet.
Maybe after some more time he’ll find out that he’s the ultimate lesbian.
It’s obvious that a certain type of women is attracted to him.
Oh no!!! I really like her!!! Not John Mayer!!!
Not that pathetic douche bag. That publicity whore who believes his own fake hype probably planted this story. Mayer is desperate for the media attention. He and old ass hag Jennifer Aniston are the same lowlife scum.
When did Mayer find time to do that since he swings on so many men’s dicks.
That wad of nothing will kiss any bodies ass for media attention.
A Woman has to have low self esteem to be around that jerk.
What a goofy looking girl. Mayer has some low standards.
Oh girl you can do better than that douche bag…..
This guy’s such a pimp
@46 Blastoff Network … I think you mean whore, the pimp is the guy that employees the hos and the hos are the one that have sex with everyone | @28 Stephanie … Apparently you think there is something offensivey with being black. So what if her dad is Quincy Jones. We should all be so lucky. I think you might be happier at this website: http://www.kkk.com | @34 Catalina … amen. Also @5, I really, really hate that stupid heart made with the number three and a greater-than sign. The lameness of it is unbearable. Don’t use it anymore. @John Mayer, ick.
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