John Mayer’s Penis is a ‘White Supremacist’

February 10th, 2010 // 103 Comments

So apparently John Mayer talked to Playboy about more than just fucking Jessica Simpson. Turns out he’s black now. No, really:

MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.
PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?
MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n-gger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”
PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.
MAYER: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.
PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.
PLAYBOY: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.
MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.

Is it racist for me to suggest that John Mayer is probably going to get shot? Because I honestly don’t know how else you react to “I have a n-gger pass” without shooting a man point blank in the liver. Although in fairness, that’s also my reaction to John Mayer’s face, music and social network communications.

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  1. blah

    ….yeah. You should probably stop talking now.

  2. Dank24

    ust all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.

    WTF does that even mean? How is that about a girl using jealousy?

  3. Kristen

    John Mayer is gonna get a STD… And at least we know he didn’t get it from a black girl

  4. kim

    repulsive face, horrible hair, and embarrassing music

  5. diamondgirl6058

    17. JR– “You know, I’m ordinarily against white supremacy but this is one circumstance where it actually kinda works out. John Mayer keeping his self-absorbed, egotistical white boy wang away from women of color is a good thing. I’d prefer he’d keep his penis away from all women, but only bothering white girls is a start. Seriously, don’t ethnic women have it hard enough without John Mayer slinging penis goo at them?”

    Hilarious JR! I may be in love with you.

  6. cwp

    Embarrassing music is right!! Who is this guy? He never had the talent of Jimmy Hendricks, Mick Jagger, David Bowie or even Justin Timberlake. WTF??? Why is playboy interviewing him? Why does he matter and how does he get these starlets? WTF

  7. A White Supremacist? You mean like the slave masters that used to rape Black women back in the day, ensuring that most African Americans today have European ancestry? The White man penis sure didn’t seem to have a problem with color back in the day!!!!! Never did!

  8. zuzuspetals

    Amazing. He’s already won the award for SUPERDOUCHE of the 21st century, and we’re only on the 1st decade. I really, really wish he would just disappear. His music sucks. He sucks.

  9. zuzuspetals

    Amazing. He’s already won the award for SUPERDOUCHE of the 21st century, and we’re only on the 1st decade. His music sucks. He sucks. His attempts to sound intelligent suck. I really, really wish he would just disappear.

  10. spiderman

    douche bag

  11. yeha

    He was not being racist. He said, ” If I really had a ghetto pass, it would be called a n____r pass. That’s cool, and true. And he said he never had black chicks.. when he sees a girl, white chick are his thing.. I like dark haired girls. big deal . this shit is gay. (i have a homo pass)

  12. none-ya

    I have a “put my foot up your narrow a$$” pass! He says he has a “hood pass” but every black person he mentions lives in a freakin mansion. He is on crack!

  13. Beautiful Black Ladies

    Douche bag Mayer only date women with low self esteem ( Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson and Taylor Swift) so black women hold your head up high since this douche bag don’t want black women. We did something right.
    White women keep this crazy gay asswipe.

  14. Just saying

    If you are still going to a John Mayer concert then you are a ignorant buffoon.

  15. Janet

    Boy Mayer don’t know how much his racist words hurt.

  16. Jill

    What a jerk thing to say. Some racist people are going to take this to the next level. The damage has already been done.

  17. Anni

    What a creepy looking slut. How insecure do you have to be to bone every woman u can get to pay attention to you? how many diseases duz this smelly lil idiot have? gee any one can sleep with mayer..whatta catch…homely bastard

  18. spinal

    For God’s sake WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT JOHN MAYER. His last minor ‘hit’ was 5 YEARS AGO and since then he’s only been known for inexplicably banging people way out of his league, then showing his gratitude by shit-talking them to the press. Any black person who gives one cubic fuck about what dribbles from this loser’s cockhole should get THEIR hood pass revoked.

  19. Bob

    I wonder, who’ll come after him first?
    The blacks for saying he has a ni**er pass; or the KKK because, despite being a bunch of redneck, bigoted murders hiding behind hoods like a bunch of pussies, they still have too much class to be associated with John Mayer.

  20. haven

    it’s racist (not just a personal preference) to say “I won’t date black women,” because the range of what makes a personal of any race qualify as such (skin tone, facial structure, language, family name, address, etc) varies so much within racial categories and overlaps so much among racial categories. One can’t point to any single visual feature and claim that all black women look like such and such. So what he really means is he won’t date blackness, and that is more about power and oppression than sexual attraction. And it’s racist when he says it because he’s a white man in a white culture dominated country and he carries around a lot of privilege in this society. He’s oppressing blackness and elevating white supremacy when he says it.

  21. bwm11

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ c o m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  22. Ralphie

    John Mayer is the worst kind of person. What a smug, arrogant, self indulgedent slime weasel. Women of the world, STOP HAVING SEX WITH HIM!! It’s the only way to stop him! I hope the next rapper he comes accross open hand slaps him in the mouth, even if it’s Eminem.

  23. black jesus

    “yo dog! im a fuckin nigga just like the rest of you niggas!”

    DEAD WRONG YOU JIVE ASS HONKEY

    but my big black dick is equal opportunity, mufucker – so get you ass over herr and SUCK IT PUNK

  24. Guess what John, Black women don’t want you. PROBLEM SOLVED!

    http://www.ebonyinspired.com/?p=16836

  25. Richie

    Whiners!

    “you cant say that”

    Get thicker skin and a sense of humor already..

    NEWS FUCKING FLASH Everyones a little racist. so get off your high horse. I’m sure all you “saved” christians will certainly go to heaven for taking things out of context because you NEED to be considerate of the idiots who cant be logical about something said.

  26. Joe

    If a black woman had a interview and said she only liked Black men would we even hear about it ? And how many interviews are out there on ‘Black’ tv stations and magazines where they refer to whites as honkies, there are plenty. Yet you never hear a peep out of it by anyone. The only thing making this different is its a white guy saying he prefers white woman and saying it in a non-politically correct tone. boo hoo.

  27. Ryan the Canadian

    So he’s ‘dating racist’ – if I were to say that shit anywhere, nobody would care but if someone famous says it, it becomes gauche, hits websites and sells products…..I need some AMI Clubwear…

  28. Jen

    The fact of the matter is, it is not politically correct if you’re famous to say that you have a preference for white people. Look what happens to John Mayer if he does. Halle Berry will start getting more death threats in the mail if she ever actually verbally confirms that she prefers her white lover to any black man she’s ever had. John Mayer is an ugly, girly-lipped douche, so I’m not particularly offended at his comments since he’s not my type, either.

    By the way, I am a black female.

  29. Jen

    Also, it’s obvious John was just trying to be “edgy” in order to maintain some relevance. I mean, no one listens to him anymore, except for when he’s talking about banging Jessica Simpson.

  30. Shanna

    I am a black woman and I never liked Mayer. His music is not to my taste either. I believe he was attempting to be clever. It’s ok that he does not like black women. However, his expressions of his views were odd.

  31. psychogranny

    He is and always has been a total jerk. My question is this..why would anyone even want to date him?
    He’s butt ugly, ill-spoken and all his songs sound pretty much the same.
    Desperation does terrible things to a woman.

  32. haven

    It’s racist (not just a preference) to say, “I don’t date black women,” because the qualities (skin tone, language, family name, facial structure, etc.) that qualify a person to be of one race and/or another are so variable within any one racial category and so overlapping among racial categories. You can’t point to some feature and say that all black women possess such and such. So what he’s really saying is not that he won’t date black women but rather that he won’t date blackness. And that is far more about power dynamics and oppression between cultures than it is about attraction. And as a white man in a whiteness dominated country such as ours, that’s racist. When he says it, as the white man that he is, he is elevetating white supremacist thought and demeaning blackness.

  33. Julien

    Hmmm…. Must say reading the hole pass thing I thought ok…. but the I had to make a triple take at “My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock.”
    Now women have been saying we think with our “cock” for years… the N word is not the case in here one should look Up David Duke…
    Just say White power white ladies and get it over with… i can’t knock you for your taste John

  34. becca

    @ 40, seriously? Why the hell do white guys take pride in believeing that black men don’t want black women? What part of that even makes sense?? Most black men by FAR are with black women, and its actually white guys who date IR more than anyone (asian women/white men #1 IR in the world!) so does that mean most white men hate white women?

    I guess so.

    Its annoying as a black girl who gets hit on and approached by black guys all the time to always hear white people gloat on about how black men find black women unattractive. Does that make you feel special or something? Gosh, I even get hit on by white guys, Latino guys and a few Middle Eastern guys. I’m not ugly, and many black women aren’t ugly so shut up. We don’t want white guys so I don’t care if John Mayer’s ugly butt or any other white guys don’t like us back, what black women do you see going on about how hot white guys are, or moreso John mayer? ew

  35. eric

    The problem with black people is the terrible BO and awful breath

  36. gigi

    that was IT? how is that racist? The man has a preference. I’m not even sure what John Mayer does that’s so spectacular. He’s got weird dead eyes, his mouth’s always hanging open, but I hear he’s packing, so whatever he’s packing is exclusive to a certain type of kitty…. so??? oh and he plays guitar…. OK… moving on…… and #85 what black people are YOU meeting?? you sadly unlucky man….

  37. Shanna

    I also would like to add that Mayer was a bit led with the interviewer’s line of questioning. Everyone knows Mayer has a problem with expressing himself. He attempts to be clever. The interviewer asked questions that Mayer would be compelled to answer. Questions that others would not answer such as “What is being black?” This question is dumb to ask a rich white male. The interviewer also validated Mayer’s alleged street credibility (whatever that is). The interviewer knew Mayer would bury himself and say something SHOCKING. Mayer is Dumb and was taken advantage of. For the people saying it was not racist. No it is not racist not to like black women sexually. I don’t like black women sexually either and I am a black woman. However, I don’t like women sexually at all, no problem. The other comments were weird, like Kerry Washington could break your heart like a white girl. Does that mean black girls can’t affect someone emotionally? Its things like that, which was a little much. It just wasn’t nice.

  38. Edith

    He is entitled to say whatever he wants. The public is too sensitive and plus he has the right to a preference in whom he chooses to date…don’t we all! I am a black woman who prefers white men (of course even within that group i have preferences) and John Mayer is not my type; still i wouldn’t throw a knife at him. Live and let live…he is NOT racist!

  39. lui

    I swear I understood this in a completly different way.
    I think he meant he just happened to always end up dating white girls.
    But he tries to sound funny and smart, and it came out totally idiotic.

    I don’t belive he is racist.
    stupid? oh yes.

  40. DK

    Any guy who does not find a girl attractive because of their race is without doubt a homosexual. Fact.

  41. Laydee Linz

    I bet the girls he dated thought he was sooo sweet and cute.. and then realised, what the hell did I see in you?? JOHN MAYER is a self absorbed ass!

    You talking about balck women is completely offensive and using the N word… CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! CLAP CLAP!!! You’ve just achieved showing the world your TRUE colors you ass wipe!

  42. laughing

    Equal Opportunity for John Mayer.

    Well, He just announced he’d do Halle Berry.

    But ya know, she doesn’t count,
    cus Everyone wants to Do Her. And doubt she’d give him the time of day

    He needs a muffle. Vasectomy of the mouth.

  43. Hi Guy’s,
    The public is too sensitive and plus he has the right to a preference in whom he chooses to date..

  44. YA… I’d say he’s V-E-R-Y…. much a DOUCHE!

  45. josh

    u guys seriously nee to chill…y cant we just be peaceful. john was obviously givin the press a good story. celebraties find it funny when ppl talk. just look at how elo wrote tht song fire on high during the era when all the worrying dumb-asses said tht all the new bands were satanists and put sublimatal messages in their songs. they obviously just wanted ppl to talk, kinda like john did in this interview.

  46. Jim Bob

    NIGRAH STOLE MAH MUSIC!

  47. Mayer is stupid and has been used. For those who say he was not racist. No, this is not racist non-black women sexually.I swear I saw a completely different way.

  48. angela

    Re: huh
    I thought it was already effed up that you said most white guys don’t find black women attractive, but whatever. Its pretty common thing for people to say or assume. But then you go on to say that most BLACK guys don’t find black girls attractive? LOL. I’m not even going to bother and ask how you know or came to conclusion of “most”. The majority of black men are married to black women. The highest interracial marriage pairing is White men and Asian women. So why doesn’t anyone say Asian girls don’t find Asian men attractive?

    Anyway, Rihanna is not part white. Nor is Ashanti is not part Asian. And only SOME black celebrities date non black women, not ‘always’.

    Re: Joe
    I like when people make things up, or imagine things that are not real to comaplin about. What black people on television or in magazines where White people honkies? lol. John Mayer didn’t simply say he only liked white women, he compared his genitals to an organization that targeted black
    people for centuries. What’s ironic with this attempt of an analogy though, is that many slave owners raped their slaves, and others had relations with them. Many African Americans have European ancestry due to slavery.

  49. m65

    haha crazy stuff

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