John Mayer inspires himself

Why is he always humping Brads ass. Jen is pathetic looks like John is to. No more shitty concert tickets. He can shove them up his gay a$$.
I don’t find him funny at all but I guess he will call on the CAA mighty
Team to make his career for him.

who says not?
then guess you better see what hot and sincere cougars on ” Agelessmate.com ” are saying about her!! BTW, it’s the place where Ageless people meet and mingle! Nothing but love rules there!!

When will he get his balls back from Jen. Too bad she would not let him look at TCCOBB. That’s why I would not hook up with a mom. John’s into that shit along with guys.

I liked the “Making Music with John Mayer” one way better. This didn’t entertain me in the least.

This is what they call: A NEVER ENDING STORY, folk!!

John is trying to help Jen start up the triangle again after Brad almost killed it.
Jen and John need it to sell their shit.

Now John need the triangle to sell his stuff since it worked for Jen and that stupid dog movie.

At 45

Not trying to be sarcastic or mean or anything but if you actually read his lyrics then you will see that that song is actually a lot more poetic then most people would think.

58, the fuck are you smoking? No, I don’t want any.

I’m pretty sure T.S. Eliot would rather be called an American than write something as fucking stupid as “Swimming a deep sea of blankets.” That whole song is predicated on one hackneyed prism through which one observes love. It sounds like a 15 year old with a high opinion of himself wrote it.

Whether it’s a sophomoric attempt at satire or sincerity, my sentiment remains the same: John Mayer must be beaten.

as much as his music sounds like a goddamn dave matthews wannabe, and the fact that he’s a pussy whipped bitch….i DO find him funny. when he was on Chapelle’s Show, that was fun.

if i’m being honest…

Well, the Chapelle thing was funny, because of, well, you know, CHAPELLE.

I mean please, if you’re looking for boytoy popsters who are actually TRULY funny, please reference Justin Timberlake. His non-spoken cameo in ‘Jizz in My pants,’ was f-cking hilarity, and dont get me started on dick in a box.

This guy, John Gayer? Please.

You can’t be funny when you are this self absorbed and self aware, it’s why his cougar gf was the least funny thing on Friends. When your nippelage and layer cut upstage you, you gotta know you ain’t shit. Hence dogs, children and the buterscotch post suicidal stallion doing the same in 2009.

If you want funny, go check out US magazine giving Perez Hilton an official polygraph about just how far down his throat Mayer was at a party. Now that cracked my shit up big time.

Hint: Perez passes with flying colors.

I like nipples

All comedians famous or not have bombed big time in their life. Comedians take this chance and John Mayer is no different. I thought this clip was super funny. John makes himself available to the media and I love him. I love the clip on tie!

he was funny on Chapelle, but he didn’t really do in acting, it was just a set up scene that he played music in.

I watched the video and agree with the poster that called it a “steaming pile of nothing”.

I also agree he’s a Dave Matthews wannabe.

That was the stupidest waste of 2 minutes of my life I will never get back. And I like John Mayer’s older stuff, too, but good lord, get over yourself already!

This guy is a tool. What is it he’s done that I should give have a fuck about him? Oh, that’s right, Jennifer Aniston.

i love it when he talks about brad’s movie (the curious case of benjamen button) and then says I never saw that movie by the way ha ha yeah right !

Most people aren’t capable of understanding his sense of humor. I would love to hang out with this guy just because he’s really funny. I love his vids.