John Mayer hits on Ricki Lake, sure, why not?

December 6th, 2007 // 62 Comments

John Mayer put the moves on Ricki Lake Tuesday night at a Christmas party for the Sunshine Sachs public relations company. Fortunately, publicists were on hand to aid the matchmaking, and ultimately report it to Page Six:

The two talked about Lake’s new documentary, “The Business of Being Born,” before Mayer confessed, “I’ve had a crush on you for two years.” Helpful publicists then herded the two to a back table, where they exchanged numbers.

I would say it’s nice to see John Mayer playing within his league, but that wouldn’t be fair to Ricki Lake. She’s had a rough week as it is. I mean, she did just get hit on by John Mayer. That’s like having the Phantom of the Opera come up to you in a bar. But without his little white mask on. Of course, Ricki Lake always figured she’d end up marrying the Emperor from Star Wars, so dating John Mayer would be close enough. Yeah, it’s a small step down, but sometimes you have to make compromises in life. Except for me. I’m totally going to marry Jessica Biel even if I have to have sex with a bunch of hookers until that day finally comes.

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  1. L.Linus

    I look at Ricki Lake and imagine her naked. Does she shave or does she have a huge bush. How does those titties look after all that weight loss!!

  2. Ms.Brookey

    First and foremost. Who hits on Ricki Lake? I mean besides the blind. With that said I think it’s safe to say that Mr. Mayer needs to book an appointment with the eye doctor. I will gladly pay. I used to have wet dreams of John Mayer those days are not over but this news is very discouraging.
    And let us all take a moment and imagine the once Hairspray stars naked body……………. Never thought I would say this but fopr the first time I envy Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder. You lucky bastards!

  3. Ms.Brookey

    First and foremost. Who hits on Ricki Lake? I mean besides the blind. With that said I think it’s safe to say that Mr. Mayer needs to book an appointment with the eye doctor. I will gladly pay. I used to have wet dreams of John Mayer those days are not over but this news is very discouraging.
    And let us all take a moment and imagine the once Hairspray stars naked body……………. Never thought I would say this but fopr the first time I envy Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder. You lucky bastards!

  4. BaconMessiah

    I’m betting that body is no wonderland.

  5. shaun

    she’s aged horribly

  6. is she still a single? someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an
    profile on an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know it is a site for rich women to
    seek young cute men.. what a slur!

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  8. xman

    alays liked her and she looks delicious

  9. anya

    John Mayer is seriously sooo hot

  10. honest

    why would he hit on her when he’s dated the likes of jessica simpson and jennifer love hewitt, maybe he likes her personaliy

  11. da shizzle

    @59 honey get off the sauce

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