John Mayer put the moves on Ricki Lake Tuesday night at a Christmas party for the Sunshine Sachs public relations company. Fortunately, publicists were on hand to aid the matchmaking, and ultimately report it to Page Six:
The two talked about Lake’s new documentary, “The Business of Being Born,” before Mayer confessed, “I’ve had a crush on you for two years.” Helpful publicists then herded the two to a back table, where they exchanged numbers.
I would say it’s nice to see John Mayer playing within his league, but that wouldn’t be fair to Ricki Lake. She’s had a rough week as it is. I mean, she did just get hit on by John Mayer. That’s like having the Phantom of the Opera come up to you in a bar. But without his little white mask on. Of course, Ricki Lake always figured she’d end up marrying the Emperor from Star Wars, so dating John Mayer would be close enough. Yeah, it’s a small step down, but sometimes you have to make compromises in life. Except for me. I’m totally going to marry Jessica Biel even if I have to have sex with a bunch of hookers until that day finally comes.
mkell | December 6, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Gotta love how these “celebrity” romances work. Need a bloody team of minders just to meet someone!
Chauncy Gardner | December 6, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Did he ‘hit on’ her with the same ugly stick that ‘hit on’ him?
Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 1:23 pm
We just keep taking baby steps up. Maybe by the end of the day, we will have something worth commenting on.
veggi | December 6, 2007 at 1:27 pm
and jesus came over on the mayflower 100 years ago and discovered oregon..
havoc | December 6, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Edward Scissorhands meets Hairspray……
Cue the four horsemen………
.
Lycobus | December 6, 2007 at 1:29 pm
I have always been horrified by her dead fish eyes!
Kim | December 6, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Omg. She is beautiful and gorgeous! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen found his match there.
FRIST!!! | December 6, 2007 at 1:31 pm
So he’s both a tucked-penis chaser and a chubby chaser? Look out, Jimbo, it looks like you’re next.
Anjhest | December 6, 2007 at 1:33 pm
John Majer is shockingly hot in person. Why does he always look like such a douche bag in photos?!
mkell | December 6, 2007 at 1:34 pm
@2
HA HA!! Excellent question!
woodhorse | December 6, 2007 at 1:34 pm
I heard Drew Carey was done with the glory holes so John Mayer could try those next. Seems like the next logical step down.
veggi | December 6, 2007 at 1:34 pm
oh, how I despise omg and lol..
I do, however, enjoy romantic novels and long walks on the beach..
no. no, I don’t. not at all..
DA | December 6, 2007 at 1:34 pm
She looks like my Mother.
I so want to fuck her, and eat that sweet cream-pie afterwards.
Italian Stallion | December 6, 2007 at 1:35 pm
She probably put a roofie in his drink. Wait until he wakes up. That’s gonna be funny………
Sheva | December 6, 2007 at 1:38 pm
As if John Mayer wasn’t a big enough loser spending thousands of dollars on phone sex lines. He singlehandedly employed several girls in NYC working thos phones. When he left, many were put out of work.
But now. How low can you go?
Ick.
Starchasm | December 6, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Oh how I hope these two get married and breed. Not because I give a shit about their happiness, but because I want to see what kind of horrible mutant spawn they could produce. It could be magical.
Le Roi Est Mort | December 6, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Go Ricky! Go Ricky! Go Ricky!
Bigheadmike | December 6, 2007 at 1:54 pm
NO way….. She has fat potential written all over her.
mememe | December 6, 2007 at 2:01 pm
is he really that ugly? I mean…when he’s not looking deathly ill and pale, I think he’s an alright looking guy. Why does Superfish always pick on this dude?
…wait, which one’s John Mayer??? ohhhhhh…
yeah.
=l
robbie hawkins | December 6, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I want to be famous…………………..I’m going to mall.
FRIST!!! | December 6, 2007 at 2:08 pm
#8 was not me
What kind of a person goes from Jessica fricken Simpson to Ricky fricken Lake??? Wide array of taste in women. At least you can hold a conversation with Ricky, but you also have to look at her face, which is, you know, pukeable..
Andrius | December 6, 2007 at 2:14 pm
cha cha cha… new love…
Party Girl | December 6, 2007 at 2:17 pm
#20 -
Me too. I’m going to the mall and buy a giant Mrs. Fields’ birthday cookie. The clerk will think I’m having a party, but really I’m going to eat the whole thing myself. Then I can relate to JLH and RL. Why not, I want cookie……
johnney | December 6, 2007 at 2:19 pm
She looks so old.
Britney Crotch Juice | December 6, 2007 at 2:23 pm
bet she’s a gusher.
Shallo Val | December 6, 2007 at 2:28 pm
21 Frist, wassup girl
He realized that stupid doesn’t taste that good. Maybe formerly fat is better in the sack. I really can’t see Jessica Simpleton being anything but AWFUL in bed.
strawberry ricky | December 6, 2007 at 2:28 pm
24-
she is 40.
i think she looks pretty damn young.
Go Ricky!
DA | December 6, 2007 at 2:29 pm
#25,
I’d really love to meet a real gusher, and have her do that on my face.
Who is a gusher here?
Fred | December 6, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Wow! i dont know when this happened but riki is looking sort of hot
Fred | December 6, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Wow! i dont know when this happened but riki is looking sort of hot
FRIST!!! | December 6, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Hey Val! You’re right. Formerly fat chicks still have that fat girl self esteem I bet. They are better in bed because they are so GRATEFUL that someone will finally do them..
I know I am, but that has nothing to do with my esteem. I just love sex..
Nicole Simpson | December 6, 2007 at 2:41 pm
#25 – I am! But I’d have to put my neck on your face.
FTS | December 6, 2007 at 2:41 pm
They look like a white bread J Lo, and (good God, I never thought I’d say this) an uglier version of Marc Anthony. Maybe they’ll get married and convert to Scientology next.
Ds | December 6, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Fat girls are easy, they fuck at the drop of a hat.
I like to do them doggie-style and look at their big tits hanging down like a cow and flopping all over the place.
Most of the ones I pick up also swallow.
Ds | December 6, 2007 at 2:49 pm
And I bring lots of lube. I know the cows have a hard time taking my 3 inch cock. It’s huge. The cow that is. The only problem is when the neighbor finds me with my enourmous 3 inch cock inside his cow. I just hide behind the tractor. It’s not like cows talk.
Ds | December 6, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Then I like to suck-off his horses too. Man, those horses have lots of jiz, makes it hard to swallow all of it.
Ds | December 6, 2007 at 3:07 pm
One time, I tried to make the horse screw me. That’s a bit more complicated than you might imagine. Hoof indentations on your back are hard to explain. But it was worth it. Talk about horsin’ around!
Ds | December 6, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Has anyone seen my penis? Oh, there it is. Inside this goat. Boy, that really got my goat.
BunnyButt | December 6, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Isn’t she married. Jeez. I’m a bit upset wiht myself for possibly knowing that. Anyway, not like marriage stops people from dating.
TheLostGirl | December 6, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Being thin makes her look haggard!
D. Richards (Loser.) | December 6, 2007 at 5:37 pm
See, one thing that people don’t realize about fat chicks is that fat girls have the tightest assholes. Jo-Jo’s just looking for a used-to-be celebrity that he can ass-plunder without fear of being found out by the public. Go, Ricki! This week: Ricki opens up about what ‘s it like to be used as an anal-whore. And that warm feeling (semen) she gets while being gang-banged by six-to eight of John Mayer’s roadies. Tomorrow!
anonymous | December 6, 2007 at 6:44 pm
from jessica to ricki, what a downgrade. what is john mayer thinking?
Riotboy | December 6, 2007 at 6:46 pm
John Mayer vs. Jack White
/BATTLE OF THE PALE WHITE DUDES!
//this xmas on Spike tv
Laughing God | December 6, 2007 at 7:19 pm
Maybe if she stuck her ass out in pictures, like that potty mouth Sarah Silverman, I’d be able to classify her as a Jumbo Booty Judy.
interracialconnect.com : a niche interracial dating site | December 6, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Do not like her. A guy disclosed her nasty personal life to interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. It caused huge discussion there.
interracialconnect.com : a niche interracial dating site | December 6, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Do not like her. A guy disclosed her nasty personal life to interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. It caused huge discussion there.
interracialconnect.com : a niche interracial dating site | December 6, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Do not like her. A guy disclosed her nasty personal life to interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. It caused huge discussion there.
jacknasty | December 6, 2007 at 9:27 pm
I love Ricki she is cute and funny. But this sounds made up considering John Mayor is dating the chick from Friday Night Lights
rola456789 | December 7, 2007 at 12:08 am
someone saw John Mayer’s picture on a service site seekingsugar.com, has she joined the club?
sam80 | December 7, 2007 at 6:20 am
I thought his type was cute and dumb. He doesn’t look pale, he looks jaundiced. By the way, it probaly wasn’t Mayer telling Ricki “I’ve had a crush on you for two years.” It was most likely Ricki telling Mayer “I could have crushed you two years ago.”