John Mayer defends Jessica Simpson

January 16th, 2008 // 63 Comments

Keeping with the latest trend of celebrities blogging and/or procreating, John Mayer went the blogging route (intercourse wasn’t even an option) and defended Jessica Simpson who’s not a favorite in Dallas right now after the Cowboys lost the playoffs:

Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas,

This isn’t a sports blog, and it isn’t a publicity stunt. (but have at me if it feels right.)
This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind.
I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don’t really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I’m betting emotions are running high right about now.
All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It’s one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don’t try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn’t be able to, but it’s less work for all involved.)
I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I’m out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday’s worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul.


Actually John Mayer has everything to gain. The guy was caught hitting on Ricki Lake who then publicly dissed his game with the ladies. So, really, John Mayer has nowhere to go but up. I heard a girl said “Hi” to him on the street the other day. John Mayer ran home with tears of joys in his eyes and called his sister. When he told her the good news, she said, “Johnny, I know. I was the one who said ‘Hi’ remember? You spent 30 minutes yelling at me to stop covering my face with a stray cat. Wait, how’d you get this number?”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

  1. im still laughing

    most of the times the posts here are amusing but not funny but today i am STILL laughing at what the superficial guy said about john mayer hours later!!!! looooool

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    w0w !
    I must have a life
    Never heard of him

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  4. dot

    John doesn’t even have a sister

    that’s why folks!!

  6. Pak31

    Wow, I would love to see all you negative folks on film for a day. God forbid you mess up one action in that 24 hours. No one here has ever said anything dumb, stupid, regrettable, mean, hurtful, etc. etc. For some odd reason, the public has this idea that Jessica Simpson should be perfect or something. I mean, yeah she seemed to be a bit clueless at times but on the other hand I have seen her in interviews and she was very well versed and had nothing but normal intelligent things to say. So to believe everything you see and hear about her or anyone else for that matter is showing how ignorant the public is. No one really knows what she’s like except for people that really know her. We don’t. We are all guilty of doing really stupid things, it just isn’t on t.v. for all the world to see and judge. For people to put blame on HER for making Romo play bad is unreal!!!! If Romo has a bad game that is totally HIS fault. Lot’s of sports players have wives and girlfriends that are well known and the play well. (think Tom Brady). What are we, in 5th grade?? Take a look in the mirror, no one is perfect.

  7. John Mayer Rocks

    John Mayer is no dummy. He might need Jessica for an easy booty call again lol!

  8. John Mayer Rocks

    John Mayer is no dummy. He might need Jessica for an easy booty call again lol!

  9. John Mayer Rocks

    John Mayer is no dummy. He might need Jessica for an easy booty call again lol!

  10. Y'right!

    Of course he’s gonna defend her ass!.

    Just in case..

    That way she’ll still spread her legs for him when he feels like it again!

    U’go John-Boy..tap that country Ass!

    Mayer cooch give you herpes.

  11. monkey_b

    God, this whole debacle just reminds me what fuckin’ idiots people are.

    If some chick in the stands is enough for your team to throw the whole game, then they probably didn’t deserve to win in the first place. Suck it. Also, whether you like him or not, this letter was a pretty classy move. Do people feel the need to shit all over everything to distract themselves from their own withered, puss-filled sack of shit lives? Double suck it.

    Dammit. I’m going to take a baby, put it on a puppy, and punt them both across the yard now. Fuck you all.

  12. Naomi

    Jessica deserves all the backlash she is getting. She whored herself all over TV and sold her image to anyone with a dollar. She stands for nothing admirable and people are kinda sick of it.

    Tony Romo deserves all the bad press he is getting too. Even Terry Bradshaw said he should not have been anywhere near Mexico and that he should have been putting his mental focus on the game and gone to Mexico when all was said and done. But his arrogance forced him to do otherwise.

    Jessica is a jinx (even to herself) and Tony Romo deserves her.

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