When John Mayer blogs, the world listens. This time around he shares with us a deep passion for obtaining the perfect 80s-style feathered hairdo. As a die-hard user of Aqua-Net myself, I can’t fault John on his quest for radicalness. And now the immortal words of John Mayer:
Today I set off on my newest project; to grow and maintain an authentic ’80s style feathered haircut. It’s something I’ve wanted to do for some time and I’m very excited to bring this amazing look into today’s pop culture landscape. The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation.
This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.
I find it best to look at the pics I included while listening to “Broken Wings” by Mr. Mister:
Take these broken wings
And learn to fly again, learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open and let us in
Take these broken wings
Yeah, all that stuff. Fly, fly, Mr. Mayer. Fly, fly…
OC Dee | May 1, 2008 at 12:15 pm
It looks nice and puts shape in his face. I am looking forward to John’s concert in Irvine CA this summer.
FRIST!!! | May 1, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Most retarded hairstyle EVER (besides the business in the front, party in the back mullet)..
andie | May 1, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Creepy- like Richard Marx or something. Ew. Good God, is going to do the whole mullet thing next? *shudder*
FRIST!!! | May 1, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Oh yeah, and the “feaux-hawk” (can’t spell it, but you know what I mean)..
Uncle Eccoli | May 1, 2008 at 12:23 pm
What a douche. He actually believes somebody gives enough of a shit about his haircut to blog about it? What a douche.
D4P | May 1, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Predictable. The 70s came back in the 90s, and the 80s were bound to come back in 00s.
nipolian | May 1, 2008 at 12:25 pm
John Mayer just wants one of those magical blowjobs that Sheryl Lowe must give. There’s no way Rob fucks her for her looks.
dude | May 1, 2008 at 12:26 pm
John Mayer then added,
“Just kidding about that. My boyfriend totally made me get it cut like this. “
lola | May 1, 2008 at 12:27 pm
looks good, but there is too much black with the jacket
I LOVE JOHN MAYER | May 1, 2008 at 12:27 pm
JOHN THANK YOU FOR HAVING A CONCERT IN IRVINE CA. I WAS DISAPPOINTED LAST YEAR WHEN YOU HAD YOUR CONCERT AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL BECAUSE I TRY TO STAY AWAY FROM LA.
YOUR HAIR IS THICK AND LOOKS GOOD NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!
I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY WHEN YOU SAID YOU LOOKED AT YOUR OLD BLOGS AND REALIZED YOU WERE A DOUCH BAG. HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD ADMIT THIS!
STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF AND KEEP YOUR SOULFUL BLUES MUSIC COMING!
veggi | May 1, 2008 at 12:29 pm
The thing is, there are good ways to bring back the 80′s, and very very bad ways.
*Good ways: roach/feather hair clips…..
Ok, that’s all I can think of.
*Bad ways: stirup pants……
Ok, my brain sucks..
dude | May 1, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Hey OC Dee, I live in Irvine.
Which will make it convenient to kill John Mayer.
mamadough | May 1, 2008 at 12:30 pm
#10, shut the fuck up jessica. you have that restraining order, remember?
dude | May 1, 2008 at 12:31 pm
John, your ploy is working. The hair totally makes a statement!
It says, “I’M A BOTTOM”.
jrz | May 1, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Guh-HAY!
dude | May 1, 2008 at 12:32 pm
LMAO mamadough at #13. Funniest comment of the day.
Jacks - 54 | May 1, 2008 at 12:34 pm
2. FRIST!!!
I drink to that ~raising my coffe mug
Delicious Alcohol | May 1, 2008 at 12:35 pm
MOTHERFUCKER!!! He stole my look.
Auntie Kryst | May 1, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Mr. Mister?? Meh, The Hooters were much more cringe inducing. Fuck it, I’m going to peddle my Kuwahara down to the liqour store. Hopefully someone will buy me a two-liter of Bartles & Jaymes. Veggi, do you need me to pick up rolling papers?
Anal Fistula | May 1, 2008 at 12:38 pm
i cannot believe he wrote such a douche-tastic blog…what an asshat
Fumus | May 1, 2008 at 12:43 pm
John Mayer is awesome. Anyone who doesn’t agree clearly hates the word awesome and everything it stands for.
In other news, I got my tax rebate $600 bones emmers effers! So group hugs to all you crazy superficial commenter’s. You guys make my day*
*well not as much as getting $600 for free does :-)
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 1, 2008 at 12:45 pm
In keeping with the 80s style hair, he reportedly let his pubes grow down to his knees.
Kennedy | May 1, 2008 at 12:46 pm
21
I’m donating my money to charity. They need it more than I do.
John Mayer Rocks!
Vote Democrat!
End the War!
Make the elite 3 percent pay the highest taxes and not the other 70 percent like me.
Vote Democrat!
veggi | May 1, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Auntie! Of course!! Blueberry please….
Are these leg warmers too much with the bandana around my jeans?? Nawwwww, surely not…. but I can’t smoke this AND hold my boom box..
Mos | May 1, 2008 at 12:49 pm
On the bright side, looking at these pictures have given me a medical excuse to look at immediately porn. Hopefully my penis will survive.
fake boobs | May 1, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Is he going to wear those short shorts and knee-socks next?
Austin Powers | May 1, 2008 at 12:55 pm
I checked into the 80′s this morning. All there was was a gas shortage and a Flock of Seagulls – that’s about it.
Chupacabra | May 1, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Man, I love these IRONIC HIPSTERS and what they are brining back.
Listen, John that hair aint nuthin without the members-only jacket. NAH-THING!
I have this theory that the ironic hipsters will eventually swing so far fucking out of their minds that they will start wearing those old orthopedic light-gray grandfather shoes. Are you wit me on this?
(I also love how he thinks he’s so cute in his little blog! you are “so CUTE” John Mayer… SO. FUCKING. CUTE.)
absolute2 | May 1, 2008 at 1:01 pm
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.
absolutefucking3 | May 1, 2008 at 1:03 pm
O M G I know what kind of relationship he’s looking for! He wants to FUCK you in the ASS, absolute2.
go. to. hell.
veggi | May 1, 2008 at 1:03 pm
29- one with George Michael..
Bill Clinton | May 1, 2008 at 1:03 pm
What a pretty boy!
ya know... | May 1, 2008 at 1:03 pm
…he’s joking. You know that, right? I mean, he got the haircut and everything, but the whole blog thing is a put-on, so he can sit back and laugh when people take it seriously (just go to the blog on the link Fish gave). So THAT’S the kind of douchebag he is, which is different from the kind of douchebag who would take a retro haircut so seriously (like, say, Patrick Swayze, although he’ll be hairless and bony and brown soon).
Beav | May 1, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Richard Marx looks good for his age.
FRIST!!! | May 1, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Veggi, what about the red and black Michael Jackson jackets and parashute pants, banana clips, pumps, alligator shirts, rubber bracelets, and enormous gaudy-ass belts??
LadyJane | May 1, 2008 at 1:06 pm
That hairdo is NOT a wonderland.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 1, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Oddly, those jeans were actually first purchased in the 80s too. But no Members Only jacket? You disappoint me Mr Mayer…..
jrz | May 1, 2008 at 1:07 pm
faeg.
veggi | May 1, 2008 at 1:08 pm
FRIST!!! Hell yeah! And can’t leave out shoulder pads and neon EVERYTHING!!
Tits McCholo | May 1, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Tight rolling your jeans above your white high-tops yet, Mayer? Maybe for the encore? I see you already have the shoes on…
veggi | May 1, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Are those Jordache jeans?
FRIST!!! | May 1, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Oh God I forgot about the shoulderpads…geh!!
Beav | May 1, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I don’t even know if his music any good, all I can focus on when I see him are those orgasm faces he makes when he plays guitar, fucking gross.
identity hidden to protect self | May 1, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I have to play his damn music…… and people actually request it.
FRIST!!! | May 1, 2008 at 1:20 pm
is there a new post yet?
Girl | May 1, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Seriously, how the H-E-L-L is this guy famous? He’s so cocky and gross, not to mention these idiot actresses that swoon over him! I’m so disappointed with Jennifer Aniston! The dating pool must be very small in Hollywood.
Hey, here’s an idea girls: Date a normal guy. I bet you’ll have a better relationship that’ll actually last.
Narcissism….it’s such a shame.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 1, 2008 at 1:24 pm
This must be for his Huey Lewis and the News Revival Tour.
Girl on Girl | May 1, 2008 at 1:24 pm
LMFAO at NO. 31′s comment to 29!
Ps- I had my first ever girl on girl last night and I’m in heaven today! I can’t stop thinking about it!
Linda | May 1, 2008 at 1:26 pm
43–This is the way John feels his music. All musicians make faces but John has taken it to the next level. I love John and his Continuum CD the best because it has soulful blues music. John has a great sense of humor too.
Check out John playing the blues:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-YaxiEo8Fg
veggi | May 1, 2008 at 1:26 pm
He’s gnarley maaan, to the max!!
Psych!! Like, gag me with a spoon!!
Now where’s my Nelson record?