John Travolta Showed His Vampire Face In Public

It’s been a month since John Travolta was accused of trying to coerce and/or pay every male massage therapist in the industry to have sex with his butt in a completely heterosexual fashion, so here he is making his first public appearance at The AFI Lifetime Achievement awards last night which more than likely means he’s made peace with the Church of Scientology and all those guys are dead. On that note, I took the liberty of adding captions to all these which I’m pretty sure are close to the actual words that came out of his mouth. They can’t be far off.

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