John Travolta Allegedly Tried To Fellate Jeff Conaway While He Was Sleeping

May 17th, 2012 // 56 Comments
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While old accusers drop their lawsuits just in time for new ones to keep coming forward, John Travolta is now being accused of trying to blow his late Grease co-star Jeff Conaway which surprisingly ended their relationship because Hollywood has weird rules that way. Ha, but not us though, right, Photo Boy? (Don’t look me in the eye.) Page Six reports:

Travolta’s steamy Early Morning Fever session happened in the 1990s at Conaway’s home, Conaway’s former fiancée, Vikki Lizzi, told the National Enquirer.
The late Conaway allegedly said he was so dismayed to wake up and find his friend giving him oral sex that it ended his long relationship with Travolta.
Lizzi told the tabloid that Conaway made the claim in a suicide note he left after a failed bid to kill himself in 2006.

Conaway’s former fiance also claims Kelly Preston is well aware of how gay her husband is because the two have a contractual agreement. A contractual agreement that apparently includes conveniently sharing a Mother’s Day “video card” from John to Kelly which might as well be called, “Hey, Look How Much I Love My Wife’s Vagina Because I’m Straight And Not At All Puckering My Anus At Masseurs And Offering Them At Least $10 Grand For Gay Sex. At Least. — Call Me.”

TRAVOLTA: I know it’s late Saturday night, but your assignment is to edit together a Mother’s Day “video card” about how much I love Kelly Preston and upload it to the Internet as quickly as possible.
SLAVE: What is this.. Internet?
TRAVOLTA: Pay you no mind to that. *cracks whip* NOW EDIT, SLAVES! And if anyone needs me, I’ll be sitting over here in this chair wearing nothing but a Pharoah’s hat, so if you notice a Thetan possessing my penis and making it become engorged with a toxic space goo, I’ll need one of you to immediately evacuate it per protocol. Is that understood?
SLAVES: Yes, Commander Travolta!
TRAVOLTA: Excell- Oh, no, it’s happening already. Quick, you. No, you with the muscles. Take off your pants if you want us all to make it out of here alive. We’ve not a moment to lose!

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  1. r,

    is that how scientologists steal peoples’ souls?

  2. EricLr

    It’s Travolta’s own fault. The Scientologists offered to cure him if he just gave them another $2 million.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    He made the claim in a suicide note?

    The pressures of this life are too much to bear, I can’t go any longer. So I bid thee farewell, cruel world.

    ~ Jeff

    PS – Travolta sucked me off when I was sleeping 15 years ago.

    • His conscience was eating at him because he let Travolta finish him first.

    • theoriginal LJ

      No, I think it’s more like:

      I’m on my way out and here’s a list of my friends who have stabbed me in the back and all the shit that I know about them that I’ve kept quiet about for all these years because as fucked up as my life is, I’m better than them.

    • Some Guy

      That’s what I was wondering. I guess it ended with a list of cock suckers that did him wrong in life. It must have listed John Travolta with literally written in parenthesis next to his name.

    • EricLr

      I think it was more like “The pressures of having to get a real job and career, like all the pathetic unfamous people of the world do, is proving just too much for me. P.S. Also, John Travolta once touched my wang.”

      • Anthony

        From what I know, the Travoltas did indeed treat their child for his dingaosis. We all know autism means a million different things – and using or not using the label is a moot point. That they are Scientologist matters not. Many of us try to avoid psych drugs at all costs. I have three girls on the spectrum and have never touched Risperdal, Prozac, Ritalin or any other Rx drug. Doesn’t mean I think YOU shouldn’t use them for your child – (just not as a first resort, that I’m strong about.)The fact is, seizures can kill. Kid with “autism” can have seisures. My oldest had a 4 year seizure disorder that none of the “top” neuros in your neck of the woods, Milonka, would even touch except to prescribe first dilantin then myriad other anti-seizure drugs. NOne of which stopped the seizures, by the way. Get to the CAUSE of the seizures? No, there was no interest. I had it out with Sue Klein at UH – “We’re more conservative here in Cleveland, Kim.” It wasn’t a Cleveland think – Cleveland has some of the most progressive medicine in the world, it was an “autism = untreatable” thing. Plain and simple.God bless the Travoltas and their son. And screw the docs who write our kids off.

    • quentin crisp

      “and I didn’t like it , not at all !”

  4. I”m sure she’s a legitimate source.

  5. theoriginal LJ

    Everyone has known for years that Travolta is a gay:

    Dec. 2010:

    The interviewer asked: “I know you and Travolta go way back, so let’s get really blunt here: Does his (Travolta’s) legal team have any business demanding Gawker remove a recent post suggesting that he’s given blow jobs?

    Fisher answered: “Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.”

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/12/everyone-knows-john-travolta-gay-says-carrie-fisher

  6. Schweddy Snatch

    “It’s the cock that I want… ooh ooh ooh, honey!”

  7. John Travolta

    Sex with women is like eating tacos. They’re okay but sometimes you’d rather wrap your lips around a nice juicy steak…

  8. Smapdi

    And somewhere, Tony Danza is struggling to figure out how to politely refuse Travolta’s 117th invitation to a “dudes only” slumber party.

  9. kimmykimkim

    Ya don’t say!

  10. Frank Burns

    I bet that made for awkward breakfast conversation the next day.

  11. Travolta is the goodwill ambassador for QANTAS.

    An Aussie once told me that QANTAS stands for “Queers and Nancy Types as Stewards”.

    Bigoted but it explains a lot…

  12. cp3

    So she’s Travolta’s beard AND she’s been shot by Charlie Sheen? Kelly Preston needs to write a tell-all.

    • BE

      What’s to tell? We ALL know it.

      I am the only one that sees some tongue in cheek humor that out of all the possible songs out there Travolta picked a Barbra Streisand tune for this video card? I guess he edited out Liza’s dancing.

  13. Sweet Jesus, Kelly Preston really does look like an older Mary-Louise Parker in the crappy vid? What a waste! Both MILFS ! JT your are gay! (like Elaine saids to George, “Your Bald !”)

  14. “Squeal like Horshack!”

  15. Abby Normal

    You guys need to cut John some slack. He was just trying to help because he knew Jeff’s alarm clock was broken.

  16. Who hasn’t tried to fellate Jeff Conaway while he was sleeping?

  17. Cock Dr

    OMG – I actually felt a flicker of sympathy for this poor old closeted queen. Hand me my smelling salts!
    It explains a lot why desperate dumb Travolta has glommed so hard onto that Scientology BS.

  18. I don’t know about that Valentine’s Day video. If I were making one for Kelly Preston it would go more like, “Those tits, those tits, those marvelous tits…”

  19. Johnny P!

    On the one hand, it’s ‘hearsay’ from a former drug addict’s wife, who was herself an addict.
    On the other hand, it’s John Travolta.
    On the one hand, it was reported in the National Enquirer.
    But on the other hand, it’s John Travolta.
    I’m believing Jeff on this one.

  20. Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked….unless of course it’s by John Travolta.

  21. “… he was so dismayed to wake up and find his friend giving him oral sex that it ended his long relationship…”

    This is quite possibly the most hilariously understated sentence I’ve ever read. It’s almost as if the scene went down like this:

    “John, I’m so dismayed that you’re fellating me. We can’t be friends anymore, and I expect you to return my fondue set forthwith”

  22. Frank Burns

    Great new father’s day gift – the “Jeff Conaway Fellatable Inflatable” from F. Burns Industries! This life-like doll resembles an unconscious and flaccid, yet apparently somehow still appealing, 1990′s Conaway. Just inflate the doll, slip it into bed, and let your pervy pappa have a pull of plastic pud. Its closet-exploding, Xenu-sanctioned, Travolta-riffic fun! For an extra $9.99, get the motorized hand for both forward and reverse massaging fun!

  23. QG210

    He heard that a hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card.

  24. Perry King

    John should hang out more in San Francisco or Minneapolis . He could get a lotta loving and no judgement

  25. Raoul Duke

    Taking a risk , John. Some guys have loaded pistols under their pillows…

  26. Travis Bickel

    A few movies come to mind starring John that one could interpret his dialogue in a completely different way

  27. metoo

    He’s a ‘sucker’ for ‘wild hogs’…

  28. I was out all afternoon and just came home to this. Bravo to so many of you up there—McBeef and sparky especially.

  29. Urvag

    Travolta is a fool. All he has to do is offer Tom Criuse a massage and the dude would totally get laid.

  30. Alfred McGuffin

    See if you can find Travolta’s first appearance on Dick Clark’s (RIP) American Bandstand in 1976, a year before ‘Saturday Night Fever’ was released, while he was a 22 year-old teen idol starring on ‘Welcome Back Kotter.’ I caught a rerun of it in the late 90s, and it was the most embarassing, grab-asstic thing I’ve ever witnessed. He behaved like a bashful little girl, blushing, giggling, and shuffling his feet. His act made Justin Bieber look like Chuck Norris. I never liked him to begin with, and I’ll never get that image out of my mind. I wasn’t fooled by his ‘manly’ comeback in ‘Pulp Fiction.’

  31. Dali

    Vikki Lizzi is a crack whore.

  32. From what I gathered from a ten minute forced viewing of that Dr. Drew/Celebrity circlejerk trainwreck on VH1, for Conaway this would be the equivalent of waking up to your worst and most traumatic childhood experience, being forced upon you again by a friend.

    Nice move, Barbarino. The world’s your oyster.

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