John Travolta Allegedly Tried To Fellate Jeff Conaway While He Was Sleeping

By: The Superficial / May 17, 2012

While old accusers drop their lawsuits just in time for new ones to keep coming forward, John Travolta is now being accused of trying to blow his late Grease co-star Jeff Conaway which surprisingly ended their relationship because Hollywood has weird rules that way. Ha, but not us though, right, Photo Boy? (Don’t look me in the eye.) Page Six reports:

Travolta’s steamy Early Morning Fever session happened in the 1990s at Conaway’s home, Conaway’s former fiancée, Vikki Lizzi, told the National Enquirer.
The late Conaway allegedly said he was so dismayed to wake up and find his friend giving him oral sex that it ended his long relationship with Travolta.
Lizzi told the tabloid that Conaway made the claim in a suicide note he left after a failed bid to kill himself in 2006.

Conaway’s former fiance also claims Kelly Preston is well aware of how gay her husband is because the two have a contractual agreement. A contractual agreement that apparently includes conveniently sharing a Mother’s Day “video card” from John to Kelly which might as well be called, “Hey, Look How Much I Love My Wife’s Vagina Because I’m Straight And Not At All Puckering My Anus At Masseurs And Offering Them At Least $10 Grand For Gay Sex. At Least. — Call Me.”

TRAVOLTA: I know it’s late Saturday night, but your assignment is to edit together a Mother’s Day “video card” about how much I love Kelly Preston and upload it to the Internet as quickly as possible.
SLAVE: What is this.. Internet?
TRAVOLTA: Pay you no mind to that. *cracks whip* NOW EDIT, SLAVES! And if anyone needs me, I’ll be sitting over here in this chair wearing nothing but a Pharoah’s hat, so if you notice a Thetan possessing my penis and making it become engorged with a toxic space goo, I’ll need one of you to immediately evacuate it per protocol. Is that understood?
SLAVES: Yes, Commander Travolta!
TRAVOLTA: Excell- Oh, no, it’s happening already. Quick, you. No, you with the muscles. Take off your pants if you want us all to make it out of here alive. We’ve not a moment to lose!

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