John Travolta Has Cross-Dressing Photos Now

Besides these.

Before I get started, there’s a rumor floating around that John Travolta either attempted to, or is currently attempting to, leave the Church of Scientology hence the recent onslaught of tabloid stories rife with anus puckering and surprise BJs. And that rumor seems more and more likely considering The National Enquirer is suddenly in possession of old cross-dressing photos of Travolta, and somehow the New York Daily News found out he’s trying to pay off all the masseurs he “allegedly” solicited for butt sex. Which is surprising because you’d figure the House of L. Ron would just go straight to, “John Travolta killed his son because our crazy religion made him believe he has magic space-hands.” This just seems like a lot of work is all.