John Travolta Just Wants To Sex Women So Hard, You Know?

John Travolta spent the entire Oscars trying to prove he’s a heterosexual man, full-bodied and sensual. Because if there’s one thing straight men do, it’s weirdly and repeatedly grab a woman’s chin. By gum, it’s all we think about. Which is why it wasn’t surprising at all to hear Johnny Swingin’ Dick tell Jimmy Kimmel that he flubbed Idina Menzel’s name last year because Goldie Hawn just got him crazy hard. 69-year-old Goldie Hawn. Via E! News:

Describing Kate Hudson’s mom as “sexy” and “beautiful,” Travolta admitted he got star struck and was completely overwhelmed by her looks that he didn’t really absosrb the fact that a page had just told him that Menzel’s name on the teleprompter had been changed to phonetic spelling.
Because he hadn’t rehearsed reading it phonetically, he got confused and renamed the “Let It Go” singer Adele Dazeem.
“So this was Goldie Hawn’s fault!” Jimmy Kimmel joked after Travolta finished explaining himself.

Fortunately, there’s a happy ending to this story because when Big John J flubs his nut on you, your career’s in overdrive, baby. That’s totally what happened here.

He did reveal that there has been a silver lining to his mistake: Menzel credits him for much of her success in the past year!

“People say it’s because of that Disney movie she was in — I can’t even remember the name of it. — but listen, Jimmy, I’m a married man. So when I look at a woman and am so clearly overcome by her sexiness, people really take notice of it. Almost like it’s a miracle that’s even happening at all. In fact, they often say things to me like, ‘Really, John? You’re staring at a woman?’ And I’m like, ‘What do you think I’m staring at? Her bodyguard?’ Ahaha! But seriously though, I take physical fitness seriously and will want to speak to him privately. Us guys have to stick together, just so, so close togeth- why is my publicist waving at me to stop? I’m doing fine.”

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