BEST OF 2011: John Travolta Is Bald As Hell

By: The Superficial / December 27, 2011

Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.

FEBRUARY

Posted: 2.21.2011

One of the most important parts of being a Scientologist is making sure everyone knows/thinks your special L. Ron powers grant you the ability to perform death-defying stunts at age 50, never lose your hair, be straight as shit and stop death with your magic hands. So just like when Jett died it must have been a heavy Thetan day when John Travolta allowed himself to be photographed without his piece on, and holy shit, did you people click the hell out of these. If his cloaking device ever shorts out and someone finally snaps a pic of him banging a dude, I’m pretty sure the Internet will collapse on itself, for such is its hunger for seeing John Travolta exposed as a bald gay man powered by the Earth’s bald gay sun. (I’m on to you.. sun.)

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