Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
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Posted: 2.21.2011
One of the most important parts of being a Scientologist is making sure everyone knows/thinks your special L. Ron powers grant you the ability to perform death-defying stunts at age 50, never lose your hair, be straight as shit and stop death with your magic hands. So just like when Jett died it must have been a heavy Thetan day when John Travolta allowed himself to be photographed without his piece on, and holy shit, did you people click the hell out of these. If his cloaking device ever shorts out and someone finally snaps a pic of him banging a dude, I’m pretty sure the Internet will collapse on itself, for such is its hunger for seeing John Travolta exposed as a bald gay man powered by the Earth’s bald gay sun. (I’m on to you.. sun.)
Original Post: John Travolta Looks Different
Photos: Flynet
“Hey, why does that Irish chick keep calling it ‘difficult’?”
Those were some bad ass extensions he wore for Pulp Fiction.
He looks like Robocop without the helmet.
Why, Who, Where, When… Oh my god Mr Kotter where are we?! Where’s the time machine, I don’t think I like the future as much as I thought I would :O(
……….he is simply to tall for his haircut.
Leave the guy alone. The asswipe person taking the photo will someday if not already have hair loss . It is part of our cycle. I had beautiful long hair in my 20′s and now 51 lost it . When he is ready to go topless I am sure you will be there to take the photos. The family has been through so much and now with the other issues facing them . Get a real Job
im 38 and i have all my hair…my dad is 63 and has all his too…not all men lose their hair…you just wished they did so you wouldnt look as goofy as you do
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it is false bald piece to make him look bald, obviously …. perhaps a re-make of “Crusing” would be a good career move, since he is not gay despite ALL the allegations. Where there is smoke….lastly greed over-rides honesty time and again. It is human nature and therefore world truth: look around you people, only those consciously aware will a clue. Perhaps he has not yet made enough money for his future.
If Scientology can cure everything and if it is so powerful, why can’t it cure his baldness? LOL!
Not that baldness is bad, but why do so many celebrities try to hide it? Sean Connery didn’t. Now, he’s a class act!