John Travolta’s Accused of Molesting A Second Male Masseur Now

May 8th, 2012 // 86 Comments
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Before I get into another tale of John Travolta trying to get a completely straight happy ending from a second male masseur, commenter kimmykimkim said the following on a The Crap We Missed two weeks before this story was but a glimmer in John Travolta’s penis waiting for another man to be tricked into getting it out:

So I know a girl who used to be a massage therapist at some fancy Dallas hotel. Can’t remember which one, but when John Travolta came through town (I’m guessing to use the private airport for landing or fucking men in the bathroom or whatever) he would go there for a massage and he always wanted a male to massage him. And none of them really wanted to do it, probably because he’s a giant weirdo.

Which brings us to Accuser #2 from Atlanta who weaves us a tawdry tale of sore glutes and a wanton need for anus tickling that would make even the worldliest of Thetans blush before causing post-partum depression with its space magic. RadarOnline reports:

According to the lawsuit, which was filed Tuesday morning in Federal Court in Los Angeles, the second victim alleges that while working at an unspecified resort in Atlanta, Georgia on January 28, 2012, he did an in-room massage on Travolta. According to the docs, Travolta was staying on the 15th floor of the upscale resort, and he was referred to as Mr. White. The Plaintiff doesn’t normally do in-room massages and asked a co-worker to take the assignment, but he declined because “Travolta has been banned from a spa that the coworker used to work at in Los Angeles.”
On the morning of the massage Travolta had “a strange demeanor, bloodshot eyes and climbed onto the already setup massage table…Travolta removed the entire sheet from his body, and he claimed the sheets were sticky and could not tolerate the heat…Travolta further indicated that he likes a lot of “Glutes” work meaning a massage on his buttocks…While he was massaging near Travolta’s buttocks area, Travolta would open his legs and spread his butt cheeks open and had a full erection and would maneuver in a way to try to force Doe Plaintiff No. 2 to touch his anus and around his anus.”
As the massage came to an end “Travolta suddenly turned on his stomach with his legs wide open with a full erection. He then tried to force Doe Plaintiff No. 2′s hand on Travolta’s scrotum. Then, Travolta started to grab, rub and caress Doe Plaintiff no. 2′s upper thighs and buttocks….Travolta still had an erection and wanted his abdominals done, but Travolta’s erection was in the way and he refused to have his penis covered by a sheet of a pillow case cover…Travolta started masturbating about 15 minutes left in the session, and Doe Plaintiff No.2, said he had to go,” the docs state.

You almost have to admire that in both situations, John Travolta has a Plan B in case Plan A goes south. Granted, that plan is to just go, “Eh, fuck it” and start jerking it in front of a complete stranger, it truly reflects a man who thanks to the power of Dianetics is equipped with the faculties to handle whatever life throws at him.

“I’m sorry, Mr. Travolta, but your son is dead.”

*ziiiiiipppppppppppppppp*

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  1. kimmykimkim for the win…

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    Nice move, Fish. Divert the Co$ lawyers to our dear, sweet Kimmy rather than face the slander and defamation lawsuits yourself. Real nice. She will probably have to start selling cake and handjobs out of her home to keep up with the legal bills.

  3. Frank Burns

    Does this mean Fish and Photo Boy actually read the comments here? Oh, snap!

  4. You’d think that by using the power of scientology Travolta could mind-control massage boy into tickling his millionaire butthole.

    Cruise does it all the time…

    • On Looker

      It’s like Jedi mind control , as long as you control the force , you can bend the will of weak – minded homo sapiens , but apparently not weak – minded homo -sexuals

  5. The Most Interesting

    Meh. No steaming hot pile of ground beef.

  6. Crissy

    Wait why are you using KimmyKimKim’s post as a real story? I mean, she was right but, did SHE quote this from somebody else or is she a damn Nostradamus? lmao!

    • kimmykimkim

      No, seriously, I’m not that great at making shit up. I texted my friend and told her “hey remember that story you told me about John Travolta getting massages and blahblah…he’s getting sued!” Her response:
      Haha that’s fkn hilarious!! Yeah he would request guys to do his massages n shit. everyone would hide when he came in bc of that.

      I swear I did not make this up.

      • Crissy

        I wasnt being sarcastic when I called you Nostradamus. I actually missed the part where Fish mentioned he got this from you!!! So I was kinda trying to figure it out myself! I dont read his stories, I go from headlines to comments!

  7. Crissy

    I think I’m gonna start making shit up, like playing lotto… Hey, you never know!

  8. VINCENT: …You know what they call a Quarter Pound Cock with Cheese in Paris?

    JULES: They don’t call it a Quarter Pound Cock with Cheese?

    VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

    JULES: What’d they call it?

    VINCENT: Royale with Cheese.

    JULES: Royale with Cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?

    VINCENT: Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

    JULES: What do they call a Whopper?

    VINCENT: My cock. Now get to work.

    • EricLr

      Awh, *HELL* no!!

      The only cock Jules is touching is his own, which has “Bad Motherfucker” tattooed on it.

  9. celebutard

    The funniest part of this story for me, was that I misread the second paragraph as: “…and a wonton needed for anus tickling…” All I could think was, “How do you even discover that you like your anus tickled with a wonton?”

  10. Dick Hell

    I think there might have been some useful clues in John’s film adaptation of Battlefield Earth.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJG7T1lfnDg

  11. Bonky

    He’s gonna pull a George Michael: “Yes, I am gay now, but I was never gay all those years when I was pretending to like girls. This is really something new for me.”

    Well, he’s ugly now so nobody really cares. It’s not like he has any boxoffice attraction anymore. I wonder if the Gotti’s will dump him from their direct to DVD movie they are making ?

  12. EricLr

    Obviously he hasn’t given enough money to Scientology to completely cure himself yet. Methinks the unfaithful need to commit to more A-list movies.

  13. it had to be said

    Here’s the thing. I think very few people doubt that Babarino likes the cock. I think the doubt is with the credibility of the accusers. At least the first one. This sounds about like what I do at the Korean place in the strip mall, so I’d buy this.

    Wait, did I type that, or think it?

  14. achilles wrath

    I don’t get it though. It’d be easy enough to get a rent-guy (I’m guessing) or actual hot girls, why leave himself open like this?

    • Why do people sexually harass employees when they could just as easily get a hooker or a girlfriend/boyfriend? Coercion plays a big part in the dynamic. Also, Heidi Fleiss. You always leave yourself open to someone – and now that you made me type “open” it made me think aboutbuttcheeksandwontonandI’mnotgoingtherenononononono.

  15. JC

    I just want to know if, at any point in the legal documents, the word “amazeballs” is used. I hear that’s a useful term in the happy ending industry.

  16. Grammar Police

    Fish: “depression with it’s space magic.” Should be its, no aposrophe. It’s is a contraction meaning “it is.” Fixed.

    • dooood

      i’m no english professor, but don’t we use apostrophes for words like; David’s shoelaces, for example?
      sometimes we say it instead of a name place or thing.
      why should –
      it’s own protection, be any different from carmen’s tampon?

      • The apostrophe is used to indicate missing letters (can’t), show plurals of lowercase letters (p’s and q’s), and show possessives of nouns (fish’s). Possessive pronouns like yours, his, hers, mine, ours and its don’t need to use an apostrophe to denote possession because they’re already possessive pronouns and complete in their own right. You don’t see anyone writing our’s, yours’s, her’s or his’s, right?

        So “it’s” is correct for “it is” but incorrect if you mean the possessive – as in “its space magic”. Whether anyone actually wants to possess said magic (or Travolta’s butt, for that matter) is another issue.

      • Jackie

        Grammer Police is right. “Its” without the apostrophe is correct. I won’t go into detail because you can just Google it if you don’t understand. I wonder, though, why it was worth his/her time to point this out on a blog where little errors like this appear all the time. Would it be equally annoying of me to point out that this was an error of punctuation and not grammar? Yes it would.

      • Crankybitch

        It’s also not “male” masseur, it’s just masseur. Adding “male” is redundant.

  17. Al Czervik

    Wonder how many male masseurs are A.: not gay and B.: do not give happy endings to rich hollywood stars when asked .
    I would imagine Johnny would give a big tip.
    Maybe he (the masseur) is a good, moral, and upstanding citizen that does not give in easily to moral turpitude and depravity

  18. Luvme

    Just come out already and stop making your life so complicated lol.

  19. Archie Leach

    Uninvited man love is the best!

  20. Nice shit, Kimmy!!

    Where there’s smoke, there’s a flame, and boy, that hillside is starting to get rather smokey! Actually, the fucking sky is glowing orange…and, and, there’s a giant fucking LIZARD COMING OUT OF THAT MOUNTAIN!

    AAAIIIIYYYAHHHHH!!!!!

  21. Your tongue, My balls.

    Trevolting. The act of getting oneself off with an annoyed, put out look on ones face.

  22. Inner Retard

    If he’s gay or even bi that says a lot about his wife too. She’s staying for the money and being a lesbian and/or screwing around on the side herself. Provided there is any truth to this story.

  23. John Travolta Bowtie Tuxedo G'DAY Austraila Weekly
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like his own wax statue. Maybe he’s been waxing off too much and it stuck all over him.

  24. kimmykimkim

    Where did all the comments go?

  25. Dannuuuu

    WTF is a Doe Plaintiff?

  26. oHmY

    My good friends brother had a run-in with Travolta a few years ago. They were staying at the same hotel and started chatting at the bar and Travolta asked him to come up for another drink. In the room he propositioned my friend’s bro and got super pissed when he was turned down, pulled the whole “I’m a fucking star, who do you think you are?” Needless to say, their newfound friendship was short-lived.

  27. Frank Burns

    Can we just move along now to making up movie title based dumb nicknames for the Travolta special massage?

    - Grease (no change needed)
    - Wild Hogs (no change needed )
    - Get Shorty (hmm, no change needed there either)

    You know what? Never mind.

  28. kimmykimkim

    Oh come on, Fish! Put those comments back up! C’mon! Doooo it!

    • dooood

      you should always backup your best rants.
      copy and paste. live n learn

    • If you’re signed into the Superficial site, apparently your profile feature will keep your comments even if they’re removed from the post. Below is a copy and paste from my profile of my (not that funny, unfortunately) comment that was removed from here yesterday:

      “You’d think that by using the power of scientology Travolta could mind-control massage boy into tickling his millionaire butthole.
      Cruise does it all the time…”

      So, there’s that.

  29. VINCENT: …You know what they call a Quarter Pound Cock with Cheese in Paris?
    JULES: They don’t call it a Quarter Pound Cock with Cheese?
    VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
    JULES: What’d they call it?
    VINCENT: Royale with Cheese.
    JULES: Royale with Cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?
    VINCENT: Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
    JULES: What do they call a Whopper?
    VINCENT: My cock. Now get to work.

  30. dooood

    is it really against the law to request sex?

  31. Neal

    I hope this story has the happy ending that John Travolta’s massages were apparently lacking,

  32. I too, have a friend who works at a spa in Scottsdale who has stories of John Travolta trying to get friendly with the male staff. And this was two or three years ago that she told me about it. No surprise here.

    • kimmykimkim

      See guys? Everywhere he goes there are stories about this. So now, in addition to the accusers in L.A. and Atlanta, we’ve got Dallas and Scottsdale and other people’s stories of run-ins with this guy. Oh, AND Carrie Fisher outing him 2 years ago. Seriously, John, let’s just talk here for a second, ok? Nobody cares that you’re gay. That’s just fucking fabulous. Be gay! What people DO care about is getting groped by some dude (that’d be you, Mr. Travolta, some dude) when 1.) they didn’t consent and 2.) they might not even be gay! Ever considered that? Come out of the closet, John, seriously. We all know.

  33. John Travolta Bowtie Tuxedo G'DAY Austraila Weekly
    Commented on this photo:

    There must have been a typo, it was supposed to say D’Gay USA.

  34. terry

    Travolta, Cruise, Kanye, Jay Z, all them motherfucker eat dick.

  35. Governor Scott Walker

    Yeah, but that’s a really nice rug.

  36. GetOverYourself

    I geuss murdering your retarded son DOES make you turn homo!

  37. Sliver

    If he’s gay, he needs to just be gay. Enough already.

  38. mbcl

    I’m accusing him of putting shoe polish on his hair and eyebrows.

  39. If he wants to suck cocks it”s his business. I would like to watch. I am a fan. Everybody has a price! Alot of men would love to give him a bj or fm.

  40. I would like to see him give Jack N, and Sam J a blowjob !!

  41. The Royal Penis

    What is it about Scientology that makes good looking middle aged men suddenly gay?

  42. Brooke

    I like how his wacky misunderstanding just got better and better as I read on. Tom Cruise needs to blow this guy.

  43. Crankybitch

    Just come out of the closet, John! Why are you hiding? He was kicked out of Pebble Beach Resorts for the same type of thing. The man is certifiable.

  44. stampe di arte

    Great post

  45. liz

    John, no one cares you’re gay. People care that you’re a Scientologist molesting men.

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