John Stamos Fired The Olsen Twins When They Were Babies

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Thanks to a preview for Lifetime’s The Unauthorized Full House Story, that’s somehow not a porn parody, John Stamos has admitted that, yes, he kind of had the Olsen Twins fired when they were babies, but totally rehired them after their replacements sucked, so it all worked out in the end. Please stop trying to kill him with elaborately staged DUIs. (Okay, he didn’t really say that last part, but he definitely implied it. He definitely implied it.) EW.com reports:

“It’s sort of true that the Olsen twins cried a lot,” Stamos told critics at the Television Critics Association’s semi-annual press tour in Beverly Hills. “It was very difficult to get the shot. So I [gesturing], ‘Get them out…!’ That is actually 100 percent accurate. They brought in a couple of unattractive redheaded kids. We tried that for a while and that didn’t work. [Producers] were like, all right, get the Olsen twins back. And that’s the story.”

John Stamos would later hire a small boy to tamper the brakes on the Olsen twins’ stroller, but his plan was thwarted when one of them turned into a crow and clawed at the boy’s face. That young man’s name? Heath Ledger.

And now you know the rest of the story.

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