Ashley Olsen Went To John Stamos’ 50th Birthday

August 28th, 2013 // 13 Comments

John Stamos celebrated his 50th birthday last night (Side Note: And is a vampire.) and invited the cast of Full House. Which usually means Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen won’t come anywhere near the place because they’re serious fashion designers who only allow the blood relatives of French dignitaries into their vaginas now. Except, surprisingly, Ashley did show up, so at one point in the evening Heath Ledger‘s corpse was wheeled out and beat with pinata sticks until bags of heroin fell to the floor. Look at her eyes and tell me I’m wrong. I’ll wait.

Photos: Twitter / Pacific Coast News


  1. Lori Loughlin’s still got it going on.

  2. Fuck Me , Mary Kate or the other cyborg ,Children of the Corn stare!

  3. mamamia

    And yet no pictures of John Stamos and his fine yougurt-toting ass!

    Time to do your roots, Lori!

  4. “Oh, yes. French Fries and Oreos, you know me all too well, Mr. Deeds.”

  5. catapostrophe

    Your wrong. Piñata sicks aren’t a thing.

  6. Lori Loughlin Body Yoga
    Ben Dover
    Commented on this photo:

    What no pictures with your tongue hanging out, how refreshing sexy

  7. Lori Loughlin is so so very hot. – Captain Obvious

  8. EricLR

    Holy shit, I just realized that’s Lori Loughlin. Dammit Photo Boy, must you destroy all my fantasy women from the 80′s and 90′s??? Wasn’t it enough that you posted that picture of Jennifer Jason Leigh looking like a 70-year-old truck-stop hooker? ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY EVERY DREAM????

  9. Lori Loughlin Body Yoga
    Commented on this photo:

    She has like 8-pack abs, ya she is in shape for sure…

  10. Jenn

    That Olsen’s eyes look like one of those nocturnal lemurs. Creepy.

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