John Oliver Goes Off On Both Sides Are Awful Horseshit
Just like I don’t know why the hell our country is even bothering with a presidential debate tonight, I don’t know what I’m hoping to accomplish by posting John Oliver’s beautiful takedown of the horseshit myth that Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump’s scandals are anywhere remotely close to being similar. I mean, I do, and it’s clicks, but just like the debates, who is this going to sway? If you’re this far into our butthole of an election and still think Donald Trump should be anywhere near the nuclear codes, there’s really nothing that’s going to change of your mind short of finding out he’s been Obama in orange face this whole time. And even then, he said all the words that rubbed the tiny racist penis nubbin in your mind just the right way. You don’t just throw that away.