Walter Bishop Might Be Your New ‘Star Wars’ Villain

February 7th, 2013 // 18 Comments
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“I was thinking, Agent Dunham, what if this Death Star served custard?”

So another day, another wildly speculative item about this war in the stars I you kids can’t enough of. This time around io9 is reporting that John Noble, or Walter Bishop on Fringe which probably still means nothing to you if you have regular intercourse, might be the main villain in Star Wars: Episode VII. Which actually makes sense considering J.J. Abrams created Fringe and wouldn’t mind pulling from that stable. More importantly, this reminded me of these tasteful naked pics Anna Torv posed for in Esquire and how you might want to look at something like that. Then again, who am I kidding? You clicked on a Star Wars post. Now who wants to start a petition to get Lance Reddick cast as a rebooted Lando? I already drew him flying the Falcon with McNulty on my Trapper Keeper.

Photos: Esquire


  1. Deacon Jones

    1. John Noble would be bad-fucking ass for this role.

    2. Anna Torv is one of the sexiest actresses out there. I respect the fact she hasn’t jumped onto the romantic comedy bandwagon.

    3. Im still pissed a show like Fringe gets canceled, but you have about 25 hospital and cop dramas on tv at this point.

    • I’m happy that they were able to end the show. Some shows need to have closure, you can’t keep it running forever. They just run out of steam after awhile. Especially the shows with long story arc (X-Files, Battlestar Galatica).

    • Fringe was doing great until the assholes completely fucked up this last season. It went in a complete 180 from how it was going and they just destroyed it. It was like they fired all the writers or something.

    • cc

      Fucking hospital shows. There was one on the tv at the gym last night. It was like House for morons. They discharged patient after patient and every collapsed or died in the parking lot. And none of the women were hot either.

    • Deacon Jones

      I actually liked the last season, I thought the future setting was a good twist.
      Hospital drama: convulsing patient, atypical treatment, crying family, subtle love story as second plotline, episode ends with beers at abandoned bar as soft make out music plays in background.

  2. Because i can no longer think of Lando without this being the next thought.

  3. Anna Torv Topless Nude Esquire
    Commented on this photo:

    The mini-Observer in my pants approves of these pictures.

  4. Anna Torv Topless Nude Esquire
    St. Vincent Millay
    Commented on this photo:

    Now it’s dark. Mommy, oh mommy, mommy…baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck! DONT YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!

  5. CrashHell

    I will not bow to this Jedi from the North. ABANDON YOUR POSTS! FLEE, FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

  6. Anna Torv Topless Nude Esquire
    Cock Dr
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    Will that be in the new Disney Star Wars products?
    If so I may have to rethink my hostility towards The Mouse.

  7. Anna Torv Topless Nude Esquire
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s fucking gorgeous. I love “Fringe”

  8. Anna Torv Topless Nude Esquire
    Frank Burns
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  9. Anna Torv Topless Nude Esquire
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    now we know the real reason Walter needed to open his trunks

  10. Dr. Bishop would be a great villain. I like Anna Torv even though she is blood to one of the greatest pieces of shit on Earth, Rupert Murdoch.

    • Facts

      Anna isn’t blood related to Rupert. Her father’s sister (also named Anna Torv) was married to him and divorced in the late 90′s. It was a bad, bad divorce. She hasn’t seen her father since he left his family when she was 8. She’s never met Rupert and says he wouldn’t even recognize her.

  11. Colin

    Who? Oh, Denethor. Yeah that works.

  12. John Noble is a great actor, so I don’t see the problem here, except the fact that we still don’t know what period in the massive mythos of star wars this movie is gonna take place in…well that’s all my geek for this week

  13. Anna Torv Topless Nude Esquire
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    She stole my look!

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