John Mayer Tells Katy Perry How To Sing Now

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2013

Katy Perry and John Mayer did their first interview as a couple on GMA yesterday to promote their duet “Who You Love.” A move they should probably never do again unless they want people to know just how much John Mayer hates Katy Perry and is only having sex with her for her tits. Which was a given, but not something you want to spell out unless you’re a rich musician with a never-ending supply of pu- never mind, I see what he’s doing here. Via Gawker:

I come in the studio and she plays stuff and I go [hand over mouth, eyes of nausea]. And then I’ll hear a melody, ’cause she’ll be writing something, I’ll hear a melody and I’ll be like, ‘Don’t…don’t…’ She, she was fucking…And I’ll go, ‘Come ‘ere, come ‘ere, come ‘ere, I sang this into my iPhone while you were in there, just check it out.’ ‘Oh, I’ll do that!’ I’m like, ‘Good, good, good.’

In John Mayer’s defense, Katy Perry’s music is fucking awful. However, her new shit isn’t any better, so it’s not like he helped and should go around patting himself on the back while draped in the finest of furs. Has anyone even listened to “Roar?” It sounds like “Eye of The Tiger” got raped by a Forever 21. Who the hell takes credit for that? Outside of R. Kelly. “Yo, I told them take that elephant to a high school and we gonna set some shit OFF.”

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