John Goodman As Colonel Sanders Isn’t Helping

In case you missed the calm, rational discussion I started on Facebook pointing out all the Godly, salt-of-the-earth white bigots swarming my local Chick-fil-A this morning to tell faggots to keep their jazz hands off their marriage, today is “National Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day” because apparently Mike Huckabee can just declare holidays now. Anyway, in response, Funny or Die posted the above video of John Goodman as a gay-friendly Colonel Sanders which really does nothing to support gay rights considering it’s mostly weird and makes the colonel look like an unhinged racist supervillian/debutante. I almost hate gay people just from watching it. That said, now would be a good time for Burger King and/or McDonald’s to put out ads saying, “We don’t give a shit what you believe, just eat our fucking food and stop bugging people on Facebook.” I see that going over well.