Joey Likes to Drinky and Other News

June 28th, 2010 // 43 Comments

- Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are officially divorced. [Popeater]

- Beatrice Borromeo’s royal swimwear. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Taylor Momsen was wearing shoes? [Dlisted]

- JWoww apparently hasn’t stopped wearing the same bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Robert Pattinson is ready to stop playing a dry-humping vampire. [Lainey Gossip]

- Halle Berry works out. [Popoholic]

- Christina Hendricks and I should get to know each other. [IDLYITW]

- Vince Neil arrested for DUI again, but he didn’t kill anybody this time. Baby steps, folks. Baby steps. [The Fab Life]

- Kirsten Dunst is a daywalker! [Just Jared]

- Celebrities Getting Drunk Before Your Very Eyes! [Celebslam]

- Fergie is not leaving the Black Eyed Peas because a boy band is a terrible thing to waste. [StarPulse]

- Jessica Simpson is finally going on a diet. [Popsugar]

- Dina Lohan is about to learn why no one wants to hire Lindsay. [The Blemish]

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Comments (43)

  1. skang | June 28, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    joey has not aged well.

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    • claud | June 29, 2010 at 3:00 am

      agree

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  2. Bowman | June 28, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    When did he turn into my grampa?

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    • Rush | June 28, 2010 at 5:43 pm

      Today.

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  3. Taz | June 28, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    wasted

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  4. Cock Dr | June 28, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    Were there no attractive male celebrities at the beach today? A girl can’t live happily on a diet of Mel Gibson, Chris Brown & this drab wasted unknown.
    Thank U Supreme Court! Don’t mess with the 2nd amendment!

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  5. Dominique | June 28, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    Is that Brittney Spears behind him?

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  6. Jammy | June 28, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    Jesus, i barely recognized him at first! what the hell happened to him, he looks like he’s 80 years old!

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    • mikey | June 30, 2010 at 3:00 pm

      looks more like that model that gayrod stewart used to be married to. wtf was her name?

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  7. Bryan | June 28, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    I don’t see him behind the wheel of a car or anything. When did it turn into a big deal for a grown man to get drunk if he wants to? And, though I happen to be a straight man, he looks OK to me for a guy in his 40s. Sheesh.

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    • Rush | June 29, 2010 at 12:37 pm

      He’s being helped to the car. He’s not just drunk – he’s a liability.

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  8. hmna | June 28, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    When did Joey get all that gray hair? Holy shit!

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  9. Rush | June 28, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    Looks like the host of the Dean Martin Show; what was his name…

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  10. Ils | June 28, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    SO sad :S

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  11. TS | June 28, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    Dude looks miserable

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  12. bar room hero | June 28, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    Joey T. is PISSED.

    sleep it off Joe.

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  13. Fati87 | June 28, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    Oh my gooood, he looks so ooooldddd!

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  14. Id | June 28, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    What a lie! Everyone knows Dr. Drew doesn’t drink!

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  15. Fati87 | June 28, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    Keep you shit together everyone. He is actually a very handsome man, it’s just that we still watch Friends reruns and we are used to seeing him as a young boy.

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  16. wow | June 28, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    good thing jennifer aniston is still hott, cuz everybody else from friends fell off

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  17. bitch PLEASE | June 28, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    Damn he looks AWFUL. WTF.

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  18. Jesus Christ | June 28, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    DEAR LORD
    correct me if Im wrong, is that Britney -bad influnce- Spears behind him in the photo?

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    • Liz | June 28, 2010 at 8:03 pm

      No, that is not Britney behind him. It’s some cute, natural blond unknown, perhaps a cute extra.

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  19. Liz | June 28, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    Yuck! He really let himself go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. Yatzew | June 28, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    He smells like my dad. I can tell.

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  21. SATAN | June 28, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    I don’t get it, is there a story behind Joey Tribianni’s drunken behavior? Cuz otherwise I could give two fucks about this.

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  22. Mancuso | June 28, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    JOEY DOESN’T SHARE BOOZE!!!!!!

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  23. Rough&Roses | June 28, 2010 at 10:33 pm

    That is some hat trick. How does Matt Le Blankie get Dennis Quaid and Britney Spears as security? I didn’t know those residual checks could be stretch so far.

    Ohh I see Fergi’s career has a death wish. Good luck sweetie!

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  24. Marcus | June 28, 2010 at 11:58 pm

    Poor Joey, I thought he would of moved in with Monica and Chandler by now.

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  25. captain america | June 29, 2010 at 12:06 am

    Shitty, Awful, Disgusting are now related to his person, folks!!

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  26. Dawn Weatherby | June 29, 2010 at 12:18 am

    I just looked it up. He is only 42. He looks like he is 62.

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  27. Tey | June 29, 2010 at 5:29 am

    I kan’t believe he looks like that…. when his show Joey went down I quess this happened

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  28. YEAH!! | June 29, 2010 at 6:54 am

    HE IS FRIED TO THE GRILL!!!!

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  29. Ron Burgandy's BallSack | June 29, 2010 at 10:00 am

    How youuu doin’???????

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  30. dontlooknow | June 29, 2010 at 10:06 am

    Kid Rock sober vs. Kid Rock drunk: how could you tell which photo was which? Who else besides me thinks Lindsay Lohan looks better drunk? Not to mention, how did you find a pic of Tara Reid sober??

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  31. SATAN | June 29, 2010 at 11:12 am

    Again, without an actual story, or any kind of context behind these pictures, there’s no way to tell what’s going on here. For all we know, his hair is gray for a role….

    hahaha, OK, obviously it’s not for a role, but i dunno, maybe he just got drunk and decided to try the Just For Men salt ‘n pepper coloring for a more “distinguished look” or somethin.

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  32. terri | June 29, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    when did he get so old

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  33. jeff | June 29, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    he looks like craig ferguson. that’s pretty scary, considering he’s probably 15 years younger.

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  34. Dave | June 30, 2010 at 10:33 am

    He’s only 6 years younger than Craig Ferguson, not 15. What I see that’s so surprising is the dude is going bald. Grey I understand, Hell 90% of Hollywood colors their hair. Kudos for him for not faking his looks, and as long as he isn’t driving, who gives a shit if he’s drunk in Europe?

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  35. Alan | June 30, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    Listen everybody, show this man some respect, okay? This guy has made you laugh when you needed it, so shut the fuck up now.

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  36. Haley | July 1, 2010 at 12:05 am

    I really worry about him……He does not look good……

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  37. Slig | July 3, 2010 at 11:47 am

    What happin he why white coulour hair friend

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  38. Kaz | July 3, 2010 at 11:50 am

    Ohh joey u remembar me haha, oh old man so patehic complet drink drinck , god luck

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