Joey Likes to Drinky and Other News

- Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are officially divorced. [Popeater]

- Beatrice Borromeo’s royal swimwear. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Taylor Momsen was wearing shoes? [Dlisted]

- JWoww apparently hasn’t stopped wearing the same bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Robert Pattinson is ready to stop playing a dry-humping vampire. [Lainey Gossip]

- Halle Berry works out. [Popoholic]

- Christina Hendricks and I should get to know each other. [IDLYITW]

- Vince Neil arrested for DUI again, but he didn’t kill anybody this time. Baby steps, folks. Baby steps. [The Fab Life]

- Kirsten Dunst is a daywalker! [Just Jared]

- Celebrities Getting Drunk Before Your Very Eyes! [Celebslam]

- Fergie is not leaving the Black Eyed Peas because a boy band is a terrible thing to waste. [StarPulse]

- Jessica Simpson is finally going on a diet. [Popsugar]

- Dina Lohan is about to learn why no one wants to hire Lindsay. [The Blemish]

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