- Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are officially divorced. [Popeater]
- Beatrice Borromeo’s royal swimwear. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Taylor Momsen was wearing shoes? [Dlisted]
- JWoww apparently hasn’t stopped wearing the same bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Robert Pattinson is ready to stop playing a dry-humping vampire. [Lainey Gossip]
- Halle Berry works out. [Popoholic]
- Christina Hendricks and I should get to know each other. [IDLYITW]
- Vince Neil arrested for DUI again, but he didn’t kill anybody this time. Baby steps, folks. Baby steps. [The Fab Life]
- Kirsten Dunst is a daywalker! [Just Jared]
- Celebrities Getting Drunk Before Your Very Eyes! [Celebslam]
- Fergie is not leaving the Black Eyed Peas because a boy band is a terrible thing to waste. [StarPulse]
- Jessica Simpson is finally going on a diet. [Popsugar]
- Dina Lohan is about to learn why no one wants to hire Lindsay. [The Blemish]
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skang | June 28, 2010 at 4:48 pm
joey has not aged well.
claud | June 29, 2010 at 3:00 am
agree
Bowman | June 28, 2010 at 4:49 pm
When did he turn into my grampa?
Rush | June 28, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Today.
Taz | June 28, 2010 at 4:49 pm
wasted
Cock Dr | June 28, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Were there no attractive male celebrities at the beach today? A girl can’t live happily on a diet of Mel Gibson, Chris Brown & this drab wasted unknown.
Thank U Supreme Court! Don’t mess with the 2nd amendment!
Dominique | June 28, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Is that Brittney Spears behind him?
Jammy | June 28, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Jesus, i barely recognized him at first! what the hell happened to him, he looks like he’s 80 years old!
mikey | June 30, 2010 at 3:00 pm
looks more like that model that gayrod stewart used to be married to. wtf was her name?
Bryan | June 28, 2010 at 5:29 pm
I don’t see him behind the wheel of a car or anything. When did it turn into a big deal for a grown man to get drunk if he wants to? And, though I happen to be a straight man, he looks OK to me for a guy in his 40s. Sheesh.
Rush | June 29, 2010 at 12:37 pm
He’s being helped to the car. He’s not just drunk – he’s a liability.
hmna | June 28, 2010 at 5:30 pm
When did Joey get all that gray hair? Holy shit!
Rush | June 28, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Looks like the host of the Dean Martin Show; what was his name…
Ils | June 28, 2010 at 6:00 pm
SO sad :S
TS | June 28, 2010 at 6:00 pm
Dude looks miserable
bar room hero | June 28, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Joey T. is PISSED.
sleep it off Joe.
Fati87 | June 28, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Oh my gooood, he looks so ooooldddd!
Id | June 28, 2010 at 6:39 pm
What a lie! Everyone knows Dr. Drew doesn’t drink!
Fati87 | June 28, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Keep you shit together everyone. He is actually a very handsome man, it’s just that we still watch Friends reruns and we are used to seeing him as a young boy.
wow | June 28, 2010 at 7:13 pm
good thing jennifer aniston is still hott, cuz everybody else from friends fell off
bitch PLEASE | June 28, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Damn he looks AWFUL. WTF.
Jesus Christ | June 28, 2010 at 7:41 pm
DEAR LORD
correct me if Im wrong, is that Britney -bad influnce- Spears behind him in the photo?
Liz | June 28, 2010 at 8:03 pm
No, that is not Britney behind him. It’s some cute, natural blond unknown, perhaps a cute extra.
Liz | June 28, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Yuck! He really let himself go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yatzew | June 28, 2010 at 8:02 pm
He smells like my dad. I can tell.
SATAN | June 28, 2010 at 9:03 pm
I don’t get it, is there a story behind Joey Tribianni’s drunken behavior? Cuz otherwise I could give two fucks about this.
Mancuso | June 28, 2010 at 9:38 pm
JOEY DOESN’T SHARE BOOZE!!!!!!
Rough&Roses | June 28, 2010 at 10:33 pm
That is some hat trick. How does Matt Le Blankie get Dennis Quaid and Britney Spears as security? I didn’t know those residual checks could be stretch so far.
Ohh I see Fergi’s career has a death wish. Good luck sweetie!
Marcus | June 28, 2010 at 11:58 pm
Poor Joey, I thought he would of moved in with Monica and Chandler by now.
captain america | June 29, 2010 at 12:06 am
Shitty, Awful, Disgusting are now related to his person, folks!!
Dawn Weatherby | June 29, 2010 at 12:18 am
I just looked it up. He is only 42. He looks like he is 62.
Tey | June 29, 2010 at 5:29 am
I kan’t believe he looks like that…. when his show Joey went down I quess this happened
YEAH!! | June 29, 2010 at 6:54 am
HE IS FRIED TO THE GRILL!!!!
Ron Burgandy's BallSack | June 29, 2010 at 10:00 am
How youuu doin’???????
dontlooknow | June 29, 2010 at 10:06 am
Kid Rock sober vs. Kid Rock drunk: how could you tell which photo was which? Who else besides me thinks Lindsay Lohan looks better drunk? Not to mention, how did you find a pic of Tara Reid sober??
SATAN | June 29, 2010 at 11:12 am
Again, without an actual story, or any kind of context behind these pictures, there’s no way to tell what’s going on here. For all we know, his hair is gray for a role….
hahaha, OK, obviously it’s not for a role, but i dunno, maybe he just got drunk and decided to try the Just For Men salt ‘n pepper coloring for a more “distinguished look” or somethin.
terri | June 29, 2010 at 12:37 pm
when did he get so old
jeff | June 29, 2010 at 3:08 pm
he looks like craig ferguson. that’s pretty scary, considering he’s probably 15 years younger.
Dave | June 30, 2010 at 10:33 am
He’s only 6 years younger than Craig Ferguson, not 15. What I see that’s so surprising is the dude is going bald. Grey I understand, Hell 90% of Hollywood colors their hair. Kudos for him for not faking his looks, and as long as he isn’t driving, who gives a shit if he’s drunk in Europe?
Alan | June 30, 2010 at 8:36 pm
Listen everybody, show this man some respect, okay? This guy has made you laugh when you needed it, so shut the fuck up now.
Haley | July 1, 2010 at 12:05 am
I really worry about him……He does not look good……
Slig | July 3, 2010 at 11:47 am
What happin he why white coulour hair friend
Kaz | July 3, 2010 at 11:50 am
Ohh joey u remembar me haha, oh old man so patehic complet drink drinck , god luck