Also, someone bought new hair. I think that’s the message here. That or someone declared himself “Master of The Teeter-Totter,” so Timmy Tuscaloota down the street can suck it. “These monkey bars are MY house, bitch. Whoa.”
Adding… This seemed fitting:
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
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Jennifer Lopez In A Swimsuit Causes Gang Violence |
trains chest way too much => douche
I’m a straight woman, and I’m pretty sure that if I stare at this pic long enough, I will turn into a gay man. *poof* Yep, there’s my tucked penis.
this looks shopped.