Also, someone bought new hair. I think that’s the message here. That or someone declared himself “Master of The Teeter-Totter,” so Timmy Tuscaloota down the street can suck it. “These monkey bars are MY house, bitch. Whoa.”
Adding… This seemed fitting:
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His head doesn’t match his body.
And I don’t know who he is.
Whoa!
Gimme a break.
I think he waxes too. Wonder if he waxes all the way down.
I don’t know who he is either, but he’s got some rockin’ moobs.
C’mon Cock Dr!
I thought you were on the older side, it’s Joey from “Blossom”
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I thought Cock Dr was older too! Whoa! Go look it up on Youtube….you’ll see how stupid that show was. lol
I’m quite mature, and have somehow avoided some of the worst in network TV shows over the last few decades.
*pats self on back*
And before Blossom, he was the little kid they brought on “Gimme a Break!” midway through the series, implementing TV’s well-worn “add a cute kid to boost ratings when the other children start to grow up” rule (also known as the Cousin Oliver Rule).
I guess I’m older than old because I was too old to watch Blossom when it came out. I do remember Gimme a Break but still don’t know who the hell this is.
Oh man, blossom was on the air when I was in 4th grade or so. Yeah, I watched it, I didn’t know any better! I couldn’t stand Joey though. I liked Six. In fact, I tried to get my friends to call me Six. Thankfully, it didn’t catch on.
Wow….he’s too built. Eww. At least he has hair now…but can anyone show me a pic of his withering wiener…Steroids anyone?
He’d be puffier if he was juicing, probably using HGH.
I seriously doubt it. I’m about the same height as he is and probably have 20 pounds in muscle mass on him without doing steroids. He’s been working out for 20 years or so, as I have. That’s why he looks like that.
I gotta stop looking at this. Cannot stop the giggling.
“Whoa!”
The paps were so lucky to be around when he happened to work out shirtless at a public park. I do not find the waxed look sexy on men. Too Ken doll, nasty. Joey’s head hair looks good, though.
The paps were called their by his agent.
Yup. Give me a REAL man with some fucking chest hair. If I wanted some prepubescent boy look, I’d take a drive down to local middle school and pick one off. The worst is when men shave their chests. You’re chest stubble hurts our faces when we lie in bed with you assholes.
So lie in bed with me then instead.
Hahahaha! Man, what a loser. Give me back my maple syrup. I absolutely love Fish’s headline for this!
And that hair looks painted on, like a Ken doll.
His hair looks more Ken Doll than his body.
Uh, oh….someone is messing with some face juice. NOT cool dude – not cool at all!!
grown men should have hair on their chests. this is just weird looking.
WOAH!.. haha.
The music is win. Happy Friday.
I want my body to be a hairy version of that blokes body.
I can tell it’s a photoshop. I’ve seen a few in my time, and the pixels, of course.
Check out pic 5 in full size.
Burt Reynolds had a better hairpiece in “Hooper”.
Oops i saw him posing all pretty and thought it said Joey Lawrence Is Out. fucking gaydars, how do they work
I seehave plunging neckline tshirt and elaborate scarf.
His s3xy b0d is giving me a w1ttle $i$$y b@byb0ner & @n @chy g@py @$$h01e!!!
…$igh!
Fuck, Dr Sheldon Cooper is ripped
PS: I’m happy with my lookalike joke but not happy that it’s a Big Bang Theory reference. I have brought shame to my family.
Whats with the “simple man” Hair don’t? Looks like a Russian power lifter lid.
I wonder where he gets his sauce?
When did the Fish start publishing gay porn?
I can respect him for working out hard, but not for showing off like a complete douche.
Looks like he might have to poop here :P
Get outta here!! That’s Joey Lawerence? The kid with the funny haircut???
(noticed not much has changed) Looks like his face but someone else’s body.
He’s a victim of huge body/weedy leg body builder syndrome.
The most obviously gay man ever.
At least he does not have that creepy bald head anymore.
some of that is diet and exercise….no doubt. but i think he went to the doctor for pec implants and ended up with fake titties.
when i look at these i see a man crying for shave nuts on his chin!
kisses
He creeps me out. Bulging muscles do not look good on him.
Fuck, why can’t guys understand that a lot of muscle looks terrible on a small build.
Somebody has been swallowing a lot of protein.
Next month his personal trainer teaches him how to do squats and deadlifts. This dude’s center of gravity right now is at his clavicle. His legs are like flower stems.
We could get the rest of the country to agree with pushing California out in to the Pacific just by showing this picture. Who is with me?
Man, he’s really tall. Doesn’t have short man syndrome or anything!
His TV career may be over – but DILF porn would be right up this alley.
Look at that gut, someone’s been hittin’ up the BK menu one too many times! Eat a salad fatty!!!
I’m gonna lower myself on this pole Woooahhhhh
why are there SO MANY PHOTOS. :(
Eww. And what’s with the make-up?
WOAH!!!
ok! dud, you look like me, but no one has ever called me hot. in fact they treat me like a freak show. i can rip a man’s arm off, but still they will still make a way to touch me on the butt. wtf@ that? omg! i feel sorry for you, you look nice.
wow, i mean i love my men big and strong just like the next girl, but this is simply just too much…looks like a photo shoot for steroids.
Dude used to be bald too
And with that I am guaranteed to win the “Most Embarrassing Former Crush” award for the rest of my life. I might take up smoking just to shortern the misery.
Well, I guess you’ll have some competition for that award. Then again, after seeing these photos, he’s not so much a “former crush” as he is “crush I’d forgotten about until I saw these photos”.
Granted, the hair is too…weird (for lack of a better word) & I prefer some bodily hair on my men but hey, hairless looks good on him & DAMN, that body is smokin’.
P.S.: If he WERE on roids, he’d be at least twice the size. So relax, people.
IT’S CLOBBERING TIME!
He looks like he’s ready to work out on a thick hard peen.
Me.
Excellent song choice!
Wow, totally natural, unstaged pics. Anyone else expect to see Heidi Montag and her douche husband lunge out from behind a tree for a free photo op?
He’s not waxing, he just had all his body hear transplanted to his head.
What size T-shirt you think he wears, a SMedium?
One word of advice: Metamucil
I bet chicks like the pickle mexican of the jersey shore cast will be after him now