I Think Joey Lawrence Works Out

October 21st, 2011 // 71 Comments

Also, someone bought new hair. I think that’s the message here. That or someone declared himself “Master of The Teeter-Totter,” so Timmy Tuscaloota down the street can suck it. “These monkey bars are MY house, bitch. Whoa.

Adding… This seemed fitting:

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. cc

    His head doesn’t match his body.

    And I don’t know who he is.

  2. Cock Dr

    I think he waxes too. Wonder if he waxes all the way down.
    I don’t know who he is either, but he’s got some rockin’ moobs.

  3. who cares

    Wow….he’s too built. Eww. At least he has hair now…but can anyone show me a pic of his withering wiener…Steroids anyone?

    • Deacon Jones

      He’d be puffier if he was juicing, probably using HGH.

    • Burt

      I seriously doubt it. I’m about the same height as he is and probably have 20 pounds in muscle mass on him without doing steroids. He’s been working out for 20 years or so, as I have. That’s why he looks like that.

  4. Joey Lawrence Shirtless Workout Park
    Cock Dr
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    I gotta stop looking at this. Cannot stop the giggling.

  5. FishBone


  6. Kelly

    The paps were so lucky to be around when he happened to work out shirtless at a public park. I do not find the waxed look sexy on men. Too Ken doll, nasty. Joey’s head hair looks good, though.

    • Dan

      The paps were called their by his agent.

    • Jillia

      Yup. Give me a REAL man with some fucking chest hair. If I wanted some prepubescent boy look, I’d take a drive down to local middle school and pick one off. The worst is when men shave their chests. You’re chest stubble hurts our faces when we lie in bed with you assholes.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Hahahaha! Man, what a loser. Give me back my maple syrup. I absolutely love Fish’s headline for this!
      And that hair looks painted on, like a Ken doll.

    • Mike Walker

      His hair looks more Ken Doll than his body.

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    Ms. Fit
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh, oh….someone is messing with some face juice. NOT cool dude – not cool at all!!

  8. stratacat

    grown men should have hair on their chests. this is just weird looking.

  9. Joey Lawrence Shirtless Workout Park
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    WOAH!.. haha.

  10. Roberta

    The music is win. Happy Friday.

  11. chev70

    I want my body to be a hairy version of that blokes body.

  12. it had to be said

    I can tell it’s a photoshop. I’ve seen a few in my time, and the pixels, of course.

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    uncle paul
    Commented on this photo:

    Burt Reynolds had a better hairpiece in “Hooper”.

  14. Oops i saw him posing all pretty and thought it said Joey Lawrence Is Out. fucking gaydars, how do they work

  15. How elements shift in harmony to rough laws-Albert Einstein

    I seehave plunging neckline tshirt and elaborate scarf.

  16. PryttyPynkBabiBoi

    His s3xy b0d is giving me a w1ttle $i$$y b@byb0ner & @n @chy g@py @$$h01e!!!


  17. Spleener

    Fuck, Dr Sheldon Cooper is ripped

    PS: I’m happy with my lookalike joke but not happy that it’s a Big Bang Theory reference. I have brought shame to my family.

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    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Whats with the “simple man” Hair don’t? Looks like a Russian power lifter lid.

    I wonder where he gets his sauce?

  19. Joey Lawrence Shirtless Workout Park
    Commented on this photo:

    When did the Fish start publishing gay porn?

  20. AnnaDraconida

    I can respect him for working out hard, but not for showing off like a complete douche.

  21. Joey Lawrence Shirtless Workout Park
    Who me?
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he might have to poop here :P

  22. Joey Lawrence Shirtless Workout Park
    Commented on this photo:

    Get outta here!! That’s Joey Lawerence? The kid with the funny haircut???
    (noticed not much has changed) Looks like his face but someone else’s body.

  23. Joey Lawrence Shirtless Workout Park
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    He’s a victim of huge body/weedy leg body builder syndrome.

  24. Venom

    The most obviously gay man ever.
    At least he does not have that creepy bald head anymore.

  25. anonymous

    some of that is diet and exercise….no doubt. but i think he went to the doctor for pec implants and ended up with fake titties.

  26. benifer

    when i look at these i see a man crying for shave nuts on his chin!


  27. Krissy

    He creeps me out. Bulging muscles do not look good on him.

  28. oh dear

    Fuck, why can’t guys understand that a lot of muscle looks terrible on a small build.

  29. Somebody has been swallowing a lot of protein.

  30. Next month his personal trainer teaches him how to do squats and deadlifts. This dude’s center of gravity right now is at his clavicle. His legs are like flower stems.

  31. Joey Lawrence Shirtless Workout Park
    Commented on this photo:

    We could get the rest of the country to agree with pushing California out in to the Pacific just by showing this picture. Who is with me?

  32. Alex

    Man, he’s really tall. Doesn’t have short man syndrome or anything!

  33. Donald Trump

    His TV career may be over – but DILF porn would be right up this alley.

  34. melissa

    Look at that gut, someone’s been hittin’ up the BK menu one too many times! Eat a salad fatty!!!

  35. Joey Lawrence Shirtless Workout Park
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m gonna lower myself on this pole Woooahhhhh

  36. Joey Lawrence Shirtless Workout Park
    Commented on this photo:

    why are there SO MANY PHOTOS. :(

  37. kulit

    Eww. And what’s with the make-up?

  38. Keithypoo


  39. Herman Bumfudle

    ok! dud, you look like me, but no one has ever called me hot. in fact they treat me like a freak show. i can rip a man’s arm off, but still they will still make a way to touch me on the butt. wtf@ that? omg! i feel sorry for you, you look nice.

  40. lily

    wow, i mean i love my men big and strong just like the next girl, but this is simply just too much…looks like a photo shoot for steroids.

  41. Wolfpackt

    Dude used to be bald too

  42. And with that I am guaranteed to win the “Most Embarrassing Former Crush” award for the rest of my life. I might take up smoking just to shortern the misery.

    • ctti87

      Well, I guess you’ll have some competition for that award. Then again, after seeing these photos, he’s not so much a “former crush” as he is “crush I’d forgotten about until I saw these photos”.

      Granted, the hair is too…weird (for lack of a better word) & I prefer some bodily hair on my men but hey, hairless looks good on him & DAMN, that body is smokin’.

      P.S.: If he WERE on roids, he’d be at least twice the size. So relax, people.

  43. shoegal


  44. Pippy Longcockings

    He looks like he’s ready to work out on a thick hard peen.

  45. Joey Lawrence Shirtless Workout Park
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  46. Blech

    Excellent song choice!

  47. Eden

    Wow, totally natural, unstaged pics. Anyone else expect to see Heidi Montag and her douche husband lunge out from behind a tree for a free photo op?

  48. He’s not waxing, he just had all his body hear transplanted to his head.

  49. Joey Lawrence Shirtless Workout Park
    Commented on this photo:

    One word of advice: Metamucil

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    Ana Carolina
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet chicks like the pickle mexican of the jersey shore cast will be after him now

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