Joel Madden is super whipped

August 17th, 2007 // 105 Comments
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Joel Madden was out partying Wednesday night and refused to get his picture taken with any girls because Nicole Richie gave him strict orders not to. Page Six reports:

All was well until a party promoter wanted to take a picture of him with a cute young woman. Our spy reports, “He said he couldn’t, as Nicole gave him strict orders not to take pictures with other celebrities or girls for rumor purposes.”

Yeah, I guess I’d be afraid of pissing off Nicole Richie too. Wait, did I say afraid? Because I meant totally not afraid. See what I did there? I said one thing, but then I changed it to mean the opposite. Man, that came out of nowhere. It’s like I slapped you in the face with my words.

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  1. PC

    I still can’t believe this twig is fertile. I hope she actually takes responsiblity for once and raises this kid right. Let’s start by actually eating and not making Paris Hilton the godmother.

  2. Bag-o-fun

    She should be preggo all the time – because now, I might actually consider boning her.

  3. Turd!

    wow what a feeling of accomplishment, I can’t believe this! (sobbing, removing spoiled diaper)
    man I aint even got anything to say with all this street cred I don’t need to.

  4. Cuntyface

    Third. What a PWMF.

  5. GA Dawg

    THIRD!

  6. bob

    we all have known for a while that Joel Madden is a toolbag. this just solidifies it. he covers himself with tattoos and claims his band is so punk, meanwhile they’re as pop as it gets. good charlotte opened up for justin timberland for christ’s sake & went on Regis & Kelly. yeah that’s so hard core!! fucking loser.

    grow some balls joel. then maybe i’ll take you seriously. actually, no i still wouldn’t.

  7. the bible got reasons

    She’s lookin really hot these days…Oh and nice shades btw

  8. 3′s company and 4′s a crowd!

  9. Cowgirl

    I don’t know….She looks pretty pissed off? Maybe ’cause her hair is flatter than Amy Winehouse’s ass?

  10. Border Patrol

    Sure is some lame ass shit for a Friday…

  11. kidzooo

    Good Charlotte opened up for Justin Timberlake concert Wednesday night. Joel Madden kept making remarks about all the beautiful girls there while on stage… hm.

  12. bob

    isn’t weird how before she announced her pregnancy, these two barely hung out. now she’s going with him on his “tour.” she better follow her money train around because who knows, he might hook up with another Disney star. and it will probably be that extremely tanned dude from High School Musical.

  13. hendero

    any bets for the date she stops looking hot from being pregnant and starts looking frumpy, fat, bloated, etc? I’ll go with October 31, b/c Halloween seems like the right time for a change. Kankles ahoy!

  14. Faggot

    She is Cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. steve

    When is she supposed to go to jail?

  16. Pedro

    Hmm…nothing really to say, just wanted to post.

  17. Come on people, we all know men want to be pussy-whipped and that women are the superior sex. They have all the pussy and we’ll do anything to get some. Men belong at the foot of a powerful woman and worship her beauty and serve her every needs.

  18. bob

    17, but she’s neither powerful or beautiful.

    i will agree that women are the superior sex though.

  19. gotmilk?

    Check out the dude’s shades in picture 7. I think they hand those out at high school proms along with plastic construction worker hats & inflatable instruments.

  20. HELP

    I’d be afraid of some pregnant crack-whore who hadn’t eaten in years, too. Good God, she could snap at any moment and go all Chris Benoit on his ass.

    Tread lightly, Joel. Tread lightly.

  21. She is looking prettier each day.

  22. Cowgirl

    #17 & 18, you better be careful what you say about other women or Nicole Ritchie will go “pregs” on your ass!

  23. lambman

    eh, I don’t really care

  24. Mike

    #17 and #18………hmmmmm…….why has their never been a woman president? Why on average do men get paid more than women? Why are men stronger than women? Want me to keep going?………hmmmmmmm.

  25. bob

    get over yourself & your gender “Mike”

  26. michelle

    Her hands look creepy……

  27. Mike

    #25…….lmao……..knew I would get people worked up. Anyway FRIST, that wasn’t meant toward you, I will still treat you like a queen. Come visit me.

  28. Ooba Gooba

    #24, Mike: Thank you very much. That was an excellent post.

    This guy is going to rue to day he ever met this skank. I would hate to be in his shoes right about now.

  29. Dumbass

    I want to bang her now, She looks sexy as a pregnant woman

  30. PC

    First, I’m not convinced this pregnancy will last. She’s still in dangerous territory with her weight. Second, Joel Madden will bail at some point, guaranteed.

  31. bob

    knowing how you try to start arguments, i definitely didn’t get worked up.

  32. Prez Cowgirl

    Ummm #24, there hasn’t been a woman president because we don’t tend boink everything in sight and stick cigars up each others asses, men get paid more than women because they ask for it–so you got me there! Men are stronger than women *GENERALLY* because of testosterone, but that isn’t an absolute—there are few men I could probably get the better of! But keep going, I’m listening/reading! You baited me!! Oiu!

  33. jrzmommy

    She’s an ANGRY elf.

  34. Cowgirl

    Actually, I’m not listening anymore—Gotta go run my own business. TTFN

  35. Can someone remind me again why we are even talking about Nicole Richie? 1) she was on “the Simple Life” … which … sucked and B) her father (not by blood by adoption) is Lioned Richie … who … last I checked was moderately famous … IN 1983!

    You could throw in 3) she is friends with Paris Hilton … but why do we talk about Paris? Other than the night-vision porn? People! Revolt!

    I don’t give a flying f about Nicole Richie! Now gives me some more Lohan!

  36. rat_whisprrrr

    Well “Mike” there has never been a woman president because of assholes like you…..but there have been quite a few presidents WIVES that did more for this country than the president himself.

    Men get paid more on “average” because there are so many single mothers with piece of shit fathers for their kids that don’t pay child support, that they are just happy to have a fucking job making anything.

    The “stronger” part isn’t even worth an explanation

  37. yolatengo

    #24

    mike/jimbo
    your ass-kissing Frist’s ass makes me want to puke..can’t you just post and stop trying to fucking get laid on this site???

    as for your absurd comment, the same could be said about blacks in this country…are you saying white men are smarter?

  38. jrzmommy

    35–in re: Lionel Richie…….moderately famous? No, try EXTREMELY famous. Were you alive in the 80s?

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  40. yolatengo

    my comparison of the two obviously applies only to their economic standing in this country ….we all know they are typically physically superior

  41. Mike

    #37 you stupid ass, know what you are saying before making stupid ass comments. I am not Jimbo in no way. I do e-mail and talk to him, but am not him. So get the facts before typing stupid shit. You just make yourself look more ignorant than you already are.

    As far as the comment, it was intentionally put out there to piss people off, and to get them going. And guess what? It worked, you stupid asses fell for the bait.

  42. re 38 … yes I was alive in the 80′s. Btw, Jerk Store called. Fine, I concede he was the bomb … but he isn’t now … and you can’t honestly tell me Nicole Richie is famous because her adoptive father wrote “All Night Long”. Are you kidding me …? Who cares? You?

  43. Mike

    #37, oh and you know what, go ahead and puke. Go puke in your sister’s pussy for all I care. I don’t kiss FIRST ass I just compliment her because she is a hottie, and she needs to know that. Oh and I am not trying to laid, just because a person makes a comment about a female on here doesn’t mean they are trying to get laid. I see comments here about Nicole in this same post, but does that mean they are trying to get laid? Shut the fuck up, and get the facts first you sorry piece of shit.

  44. jrzmommy

    42–That’s exactly why Nicole Richie is famous…because of him. And, no, actually I don’t care……you seem to have a raging boner over the entire thing, though.

  45. yolatengo

    #41

    hmmm. damn, I think you’re right, judging by your intellectual reply and witty comeback i think you sound more like douche face Victor

  46. veggi

    good fucking moring! Hey jrz, love the raging boner comment for some reason.

  47. yolatengo

    #43

    what’s next?….going to hold your breath?

  48. jrzmommy

    the phrase “raging boner” is just a winner.

  49. Damn…………..I can tell it’s going to be a “Freaky Friday” today.

  50. PC

    Lionel Richie was super famous in the 80′s . I’m sure he made a ton of money, but I’ve always wondered, how do these guys stay rich? I’m sure he bought his mansion years ago, but he still seems to be living the high life. God knows Nicole spends a ton of his money, so what gives? Does he get residuals from his songs? Is he still popular in India or something?

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