Joel Madden is super whipped


Joel Madden was out partying Wednesday night and refused to get his picture taken with any girls because Nicole Richie gave him strict orders not to. Page Six reports:

All was well until a party promoter wanted to take a picture of him with a cute young woman. Our spy reports, “He said he couldn’t, as Nicole gave him strict orders not to take pictures with other celebrities or girls for rumor purposes.”

Yeah, I guess I’d be afraid of pissing off Nicole Richie too. Wait, did I say afraid? Because I meant totally not afraid. See what I did there? I said one thing, but then I changed it to mean the opposite. Man, that came out of nowhere. It’s like I slapped you in the face with my words.

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