Ass to Michael Jackson?
Ass to Mister Rogers?
Ass to Marriane Faithful?
Ass to Muriel Hemingway?
Goddamn — that’s a body!
I’d hit it.
So would Joe. Too bad her little sis went from cute to plastic. She looks more fake than my penis does.
Old man Simpson can stay as creepy as he wants as long as he keeps pictures like these delivered to my PC in my mom’s basement.
Man she is real good looking,celebrities celebrities,
#6 says “I’m just waiting for The Simpson’s off-broadway show, The Aristocrats”
This is just hillarious.
Pinky nip, go here http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/
I have an appointment tomorrow.
My daddy’s neglect is the reason why my music career never took off.
Commish: Guess not everyone can be as lucky as the the Simpson Girls and the Jackson family with such loving dads…Maybe it’s just a Dad-Named-Joe thing?
You’re right. My dad’s name wasn’t Joe.
I guess the only way to truly get over the trauma is to become a truckstop lot lizard. That’ll be cheaper than therapy and I could make a few bucks.
By the way, Chestica looks like she walked right out of a Sear’s catalog.
so THAT’S why we have seen so many pix of Ken Paves…Papa took the pix.
There was some magazine at the doctor’s office…maybe People magazine. And there was this big cover story about Jessica’s new love—That guy singer who already broke it off. Anyway, there she was on the cover saying she was in love!
Hmmmmmm. All part of Daddy’s publicity machine!
She needs to put on some weight.
I like the last pic, where she’s undoubtedly winding up to give Joe the Simpson- dad-salute — right in the nut sack. Thems boots are made for Joe’s sack.
great. can we have another story now? there’s much more going on in the world of mirror-kissing.
Great friggin rack.
ATM = Ass to Mastecomy Scar?
@51 – I agree.
New post at Ninjas
I cannot go to any website at work that has the words cockninja in it. fine. have your fun party…..*walks away in huff*
@16 that WAS the funniest thing ever.
the onion rocks.
It does kind of look like Pappa Joe may have got her pregnant…………….
Ass to Manpleaser
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