She needs to put on some weight.
I like the last pic, where she’s undoubtedly winding up to give Joe the Simpson- dad-salute — right in the nut sack. Thems boots are made for Joe’s sack.
great. can we have another story now? there’s much more going on in the world of mirror-kissing.
Great friggin rack.
ATM = Ass to Mastecomy Scar?
@51 – I agree.
New post at Ninjas
I cannot go to any website at work that has the words cockninja in it. fine. have your fun party…..*walks away in huff*
@16 that WAS the funniest thing ever.
the onion rocks.
It does kind of look like Pappa Joe may have got her pregnant…………….
Ass to Manpleaser
ass to moneymaker
Ass To Masseuse?
That really sucks #52 jrzmommy.
It’s a laugh a minute over there!
So, 60 minutes in an hour…
24 hours in a day…
That’s alot of laughs right there!
If I was her father, I wouldn’t take her picture ….
I’d take her beaver, shove it in my mouth and eat it raw. And then have seconds …. and thirds.
Ass to Mouth-organ
Ass to MouthBreather
Ass to Mouthgasim
Ass to Mouthfull
For the Fag’s(not that there is anything wrong with that)
Ass to Moustache
62–that’s like, 1,440 laughs a day. I’m missing out.
64–Ass to Meatgrinder
@65 Ouch……..That hurt Jrzmommy. Wow, I can’t even think right now. *Cringe*
Ass to Megalomaniac
You know, I am sitting here naked in a pile of Jim Beam bottles, staring at J. Simpsons magnificent titties and wishing I had both a penis and a vagina. So, instead of typing with one hand and masturbating with the other, I could merely insert my cock into my own delicious pussy and fuck myself, while typing with both hands. And, no mess to clean up afterwords, because I would simply ejaculate directly into my own body. And, if by some misfortune I knocked myself up, it would be some sort of God-like child, as both sets of DNA would be from me. You hear that Santa? I want a vagina for Chistmas.
That comment still isn’t half as disturbing as a father taking “racy” pics of his daughters. Sick fuck, get help!
68–naked in a pile of Jim Bean bottles? Are you sitting in my childhood tree house?
Joe Simpson makes me feel uncomfortable, and I’m not even his daughter. Ick!
@68 Wow dude, That’s pretty out there, keep up the good work………….he he he he he
Ass to Muppet — for the those with puppet fetishes.
Sounds like we had similar childhoods. Are you my sister?
74–I dunno…..did you smoke pot with me when we were 9?
On the bright side, they both know who the creepy stalker is. So when they find their underwear drawer all messed up they’ll know it was their father who sniffed their panties.
No matter who approves her photos, she’ll still look like a dim ho. I wonder if he keeps a couple under his pillow…
75 Well, you did have the only bong, what was I supposed to do?
Yes her breasts are fake. After she lost some weight they were sagging so she had a reduction then implants put in. You can tell they are fake first of all just by looking at them. Scarlet Johanson on the other side, so not fake! And if they are, her plastic surgeon is God.
I’m pretty sure they’re real, or she’d have that weird half circle on top of her boob. That bra is definitely padded though. Talk about overkill!
Okay Mr Superfish, at this time of the day we’ll even take Lohan or Hilton post.
She looks good in these photos… i havnt seen good photos of her for ages
BUT Oh My God her Dad is FREAKY… does he realise he’s doing his girls no favours by looking like an inbreed pedofile….
I believe this is where the term “Who’s your DADDY!?” originated from.
I don’t care what any of you say…she is simply gorgeous! She’s annoying, yes, and her dad is WAY freaking creepy…but, damn! She is beautiful!
God damn look at the bazookas on her. mmmm mmmm mmmm
yes those bazookas are indeed nice. anyone know her measurements.
I also like the fact her license plate number is clearly visible
oh, and i’d love to be her purse strap too!!
I definitely think hers are real. They sag when unleashed. She’s got a bra on, folks. Big tits in a nice push-up look good. Hence, push-up bras…
I don’t think these are fake at all:
so when’s the sex tape coming out?
he is a control freak! i don’t care if he wants to control his daughters but when he wants to control what WE, the public, “should” see, that just pisses me off! If i want to see pictures of his daughters looking like pathetic sad dirty white trash sluts then goddammit i wanna see them!
Notice that they’re all terrible photos, really. He’s taller than her and is always pointing the camera down at her, making her look shorter and more top-heavy than usual.
If you’re gonna shoot cheesecake of your own daugther, at least learn how to do it right for Pete’s sake.
wireimage is scum.. i used to deal with them..
here’s an old school pic:
Ashlee to Mommy?
#68 – Wow. That’s like being smacked in the face with long supressed memories, except instead of Jim Beam, it was empty 40 ouncers of Colt 45. We couldn’t afford the good stuff in the hood. And wouldn’t it be nice to tell everyone who says “Go fuck yourself”, “Well I can…”
#91 – “pictures of his daughters looking like pathetic sad dirty white trash sluts” are Joe Simpson’s favorites too, so your wish will come true
78–You could have eaten some of Mom’s “special” brownies…….
i hate this donkey
She looks stupid with those boots on. They cut her off at the knee. Hellooo…you are SHORT! What did she buy them in every color or something jeesh.
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