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Wampoon.com | September 20, 2006 at 6:50 am
Wow…look at the jugs on that one.
http://www.wampooon.com
boobiezmagee | September 20, 2006 at 6:51 am
What’s up with her hair?
Wampoon.com | September 20, 2006 at 6:51 am
stupid eye infection. ugh.
http://www.wampoon.com
Italian Stallion | September 20, 2006 at 6:52 am
I hear he likes giving them the ATM also…….
Can’t wait to see the porn, I mean home movies……………
lisad71 | September 20, 2006 at 6:56 am
This just gives ole Papa Perv Simpson a reason to take pics of his daughters jugs. He masturbates to each photo and whichever ones makes him cum in less than sixty seconds are the ones he has published.
pinky_nip | September 20, 2006 at 7:01 am
I’m just waiting for The Simpson’s off-broadway show, The Aristocrats.
Brain Embolism | September 20, 2006 at 7:05 am
4 – Stallion
ATM ?
Rectum To Piehole??
InstantAsshat-AddFame | September 20, 2006 at 7:06 am
What a greedy asshat. “Control how his daughters are seen in the media.” How’s that? By making sure HE’S the only one making money off them?
Can you imagine growing up under a control freak like this? No wonder those girls are such a mess.
jrzmommy | September 20, 2006 at 7:12 am
is the mother unconscious all the time or something? Have the words, “Joe, you sick fuck!” EVER been spoken at their house….once even?
Italian Stallion | September 20, 2006 at 7:12 am
@7 Or Ass To Mouth, same difference………..
clubcory | September 20, 2006 at 7:17 am
Maybe Lohan’s dad has a second career about to happen along the same lines…
Triumph Insult Dog | September 20, 2006 at 7:19 am
Joe: “This is when Jessica was frollicking on the beach”
“This is when she is kissing her new boyfriend”
“This one is when they are secretly making out”
“This one is with the See-thru nightie”
“And Ashlee? How’d that get in there??”
WireImage: “Dude, you’re creeping us out a little. We’ll take ‘em, but…you’re weird!”
http://www.blacbeatpress.com
LEATHERFACE45 | September 20, 2006 at 7:20 am
I WISH I WAS THE CROTCH OF HER SKINTIGHT JEANS. BOIIIIING!!!!!!!!!
RichPort | September 20, 2006 at 7:27 am
As someone who constantly insults her and is nauseated to the point of Exorcist-like propulsion by her family’s unformfortably close bond, I am thoroughly embarassed and ashamed of my raging hard on right now.
RichPort | September 20, 2006 at 7:28 am
Her boobs are affecting my typing, since only one hand is on the keyboard…
Angry Ferret Jones | September 20, 2006 at 7:37 am
For the sake of tradition and all that is decent, remember that a true gentleman does not ever, under any circumstances, go ass to mouth.
This is the funniest thing ever: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34098
Foxbase Alpha | September 20, 2006 at 7:40 am
Heard that he gives them baths right before bedtime, too.
jrzmommy | September 20, 2006 at 7:45 am
Whos boobs are bigger—her’s or Scarlett’s?
A2ROX | September 20, 2006 at 7:48 am
definitely scarjo’s b/c scar doesn’t have to wear pushup bras to give them extra volume.
DiabetesExplosion | September 20, 2006 at 7:49 am
I don’t get it. So he loves his daugthers. That’s not so bad, is it? I remember when my dad used to search for gnomes in my chocolate starfish with his tongue and fingers when I was young. Thank god he uses his salami now, it works much better. Although he can’t seem to find any gnomes.
:-/
Samuel L. Jackson | September 20, 2006 at 7:50 am
I can’t tell if that is Ashlee or Jessica their tits are in the way…
clamofdeath | September 20, 2006 at 7:54 am
papa joe can release all the photos he wants. he knows they’ll never get any of the money shots burned in his retinas.
Kim | September 20, 2006 at 7:55 am
Good Job Jess! Ride the boots-over-jeans trend right into the ground. I think those are the same boots that she was wearing when she was “food shopping” but in grey. At least she lost some of the post-Nick weight.
Spindoc | September 20, 2006 at 7:58 am
Ashley is lucky. Sounds like in THAT family it was better to be the ugly kid….kept Papa Joe out of your bedroom.
camabron | September 20, 2006 at 8:02 am
Those are some massive tits on the first picture !! Are they natural ?
enfilade | September 20, 2006 at 8:05 am
Joe should be trying to pop out a few more kids so he can leech off of them.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
Onenewshoe | September 20, 2006 at 8:12 am
Great now my tongue is hard…….Lovely tits, the perfect size. Wished I could lay my face on em’. Keep snappin’ pictures dad.
Brain Embolism | September 20, 2006 at 8:16 am
@16- Hey Ferret, who says we’re gentleman?
Dirty Sanchez anyone?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez
P.S. Help me out over at Ninjas.
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 20, 2006 at 8:26 am
Didn’t Joe Simpson used to be an internet-ordained minister? Why’s he acting like a Jew? Go ahead and exploit every last money-grubbing cent off your offspring, Joey-baby. Watch him offer to snap the inevitable Playboy pictorial when Jess and Ashlee’s careers stall. He’ll claim such a provacative spread will be best handled by their daddy. Kidding aside, does anyone not think we’re going to get an incest-laden tell-all in the future? Joe Simpson is the vanilla Joe Jackson. Oh, and regardless of what you think of her, Jess does have some bodacious ta-tas.
commissioner | September 20, 2006 at 8:28 am
My daddy never talked about my boobs. I am certain he never fantasized about me sexually.
I was clearly neglected.
HolisticWisdomcom | September 20, 2006 at 8:36 am
This guy seems like an overly controlling, obsessed, business focused dad who has forgotten that they are his daughters and not a commodity.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Giggles | September 20, 2006 at 8:41 am
I’m with jrzmommy. What a pervert. Sick, sick, sick.
jrzmommy | September 20, 2006 at 8:41 am
Commish: are you seeing a therapist? Who ARE these people who raise their children in normal, non-sexually dysfunctional households? Son of bitch.
jane's eyre | September 20, 2006 at 8:43 am
@30 ha ha ha, good one.
What a sick pervert. What’s weird is that Jessica isn’t doing anything to stop him. Guess she thinks that’s normal father/daughter behavior. Seriously, I haven’t ever heard her address the issue.
thesarahficial | September 20, 2006 at 8:43 am
he’s a supafreak! SUPAFREAK!
ToiletDuck | September 20, 2006 at 8:46 am
I am ok with this – really…
C’mon Joe, here are some ideas –
1. Jess and Ashlee gettin’ it on – a little incestuous adventure…
2. A Jess and Ashlee calendar – each month they take a little more clothes off, and by December they are performing cunnilingus on each other…
3. Jess and/or Ashlee going potty…(now, not when they were toddlers…)
4. Jess and Ashlee doing a threesome, possibly with Nick, since his career is now going south faster than Jesse Metcalfe’s and he could probably use the work…
The possibilities are ENDLESS – so Papa Joe, show us the money (shots)..
jrzmommy | September 20, 2006 at 8:46 am
Is the dad at least hot?
hav-a-tampa | September 20, 2006 at 9:13 am
look at that Nose! man she needs a nose job. that nose is outgrowing her face.
jrzmommy | September 20, 2006 at 9:24 am
I mean, if the dad looks like…..say…. Fabio Cannavaro, then he should be allowed to take all the photos he wants and the world should get off his back. Okay? But if the dad looks like Ted Kennedy or Sam Donaldson, however, then he is clearly a sick man.
CelebSlam.com | September 20, 2006 at 9:29 am
I wonder if Joe is as thrilled about Jessica’s rack in that picture as I am?
http:/www.celebslam.com
BigJim | September 20, 2006 at 9:30 am
ATM?
Ass to Michael Jackson?
Ass to Mister Rogers?
Ass to Marriane Faithful?
Ass to Muriel Hemingway?
Richard | September 20, 2006 at 9:37 am
Goddamn — that’s a body!
edb87 | September 20, 2006 at 9:41 am
I’d hit it.
So would Joe. Too bad her little sis went from cute to plastic. She looks more fake than my penis does.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
ScottInFlorida | September 20, 2006 at 9:45 am
Old man Simpson can stay as creepy as he wants as long as he keeps pictures like these delivered to my PC in my mom’s basement.
Celebrity news | September 20, 2006 at 9:46 am
Man she is real good looking,celebrities celebrities,
http://new-celebrity-gossip.blogspot.com/
guest1234567 | September 20, 2006 at 9:53 am
#6 says “I’m just waiting for The Simpson’s off-broadway show, The Aristocrats”
This is just hillarious.
Pinky nip, go here http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/
commissioner | September 20, 2006 at 10:04 am
jrz:
I have an appointment tomorrow.
My daddy’s neglect is the reason why my music career never took off.
jrzmommy | September 20, 2006 at 10:18 am
Commish: Guess not everyone can be as lucky as the the Simpson Girls and the Jackson family with such loving dads…Maybe it’s just a Dad-Named-Joe thing?
commissioner | September 20, 2006 at 10:21 am
jrz:
You’re right. My dad’s name wasn’t Joe.
I guess the only way to truly get over the trauma is to become a truckstop lot lizard. That’ll be cheaper than therapy and I could make a few bucks.
By the way, Chestica looks like she walked right out of a Sear’s catalog.
cuesta_rey | September 20, 2006 at 10:22 am
so THAT’S why we have seen so many pix of Ken Paves…Papa took the pix.
There was some magazine at the doctor’s office…maybe People magazine. And there was this big cover story about Jessica’s new love—That guy singer who already broke it off. Anyway, there she was on the cover saying she was in love!
Hmmmmmm. All part of Daddy’s publicity machine!