Wow…look at the jugs on that one.
What’s up with her hair?
stupid eye infection. ugh.
I hear he likes giving them the ATM also…….
Can’t wait to see the porn, I mean home movies……………
This just gives ole Papa Perv Simpson a reason to take pics of his daughters jugs. He masturbates to each photo and whichever ones makes him cum in less than sixty seconds are the ones he has published.
I’m just waiting for The Simpson’s off-broadway show, The Aristocrats.
4 – Stallion
Rectum To Piehole??
What a greedy asshat. “Control how his daughters are seen in the media.” How’s that? By making sure HE’S the only one making money off them?
Can you imagine growing up under a control freak like this? No wonder those girls are such a mess.
is the mother unconscious all the time or something? Have the words, “Joe, you sick fuck!” EVER been spoken at their house….once even?
@7 Or Ass To Mouth, same difference………..
Maybe Lohan’s dad has a second career about to happen along the same lines…
Joe: “This is when Jessica was frollicking on the beach”
“This is when she is kissing her new boyfriend”
“This one is when they are secretly making out”
“This one is with the See-thru nightie”
“And Ashlee? How’d that get in there??”
WireImage: “Dude, you’re creeping us out a little. We’ll take ’em, but…you’re weird!”
I WISH I WAS THE CROTCH OF HER SKINTIGHT JEANS. BOIIIIING!!!!!!!!!
As someone who constantly insults her and is nauseated to the point of Exorcist-like propulsion by her family’s unformfortably close bond, I am thoroughly embarassed and ashamed of my raging hard on right now.
Her boobs are affecting my typing, since only one hand is on the keyboard…
For the sake of tradition and all that is decent, remember that a true gentleman does not ever, under any circumstances, go ass to mouth.
This is the funniest thing ever: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34098
Heard that he gives them baths right before bedtime, too.
Whos boobs are bigger—her’s or Scarlett’s?
definitely scarjo’s b/c scar doesn’t have to wear pushup bras to give them extra volume.
I don’t get it. So he loves his daugthers. That’s not so bad, is it? I remember when my dad used to search for gnomes in my chocolate starfish with his tongue and fingers when I was young. Thank god he uses his salami now, it works much better. Although he can’t seem to find any gnomes.
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