Joe Simpson: ‘Jessica & Ashlee aren’t failures’

December 2nd, 2009 // 42 Comments

With Jessica Simpson being an unemployable heap of weight fluctuation and Ashlee getting fired from Melrose Place, Joe Simpson wants the world to know his daughters aren’t failures. Read: “Have you seen their breasts?” Us Weekly reports:

“It was never a loss,” her father says of the Melrose burn. “The world says whatever it says. [The world], again, always want to make it look like we’r'e failures but we’re really just a family that works hard.”
The happy dad — who cried during Ashlee’s Chicago performance — praised both of his daughters’ ability to roll with the punches. “My children look at ups and downs and rise up above it all and remain strong…We’re just normal people, and we always try to be who we say we are.”

Joe then ended the interview by grabbing Jessica’s chest and yelling “Honk! Honk! Now that’s the sound of a winner.” It took four firefighters using Bronx Mowgli as a crowbar to get him to let go.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Que

    Que not at all y easta succesfos more than que.

  2. JoeMama

    Honk Honk is right

  3. Richard McBeef

    Gross. All of them.

  4. SO RIGHT

    “Joe then ended the interview by grabbing Jessica’s chest and yelling “Honk! Honk! Now that’s the sound of a winner.” It took four firefighters using Bronx Mowgli as a crowbar to get him to let go”.

    HA HA HA HA — :)

  5. Anon

    I am pretty sure a LOT of people would like to be as RICH as these two “failures”.

  6. Organized Mess

    Jessica Simpson: KFC like Elin Nordegren:golf clubs.

    Both are dangerous combinations.

  7. FishBone

    The dude’s face in the background is awesome. “I thought Anna Nicole Smith was dead!?”

  8. kenortega

    Um YES they are failures.

  9. kat

    She still looks adorable. People think this is fat? What they mean to say is that she got incredibly small for her size then got back to her normal wait after a hiatus. Celebrities damage their bodies by getting too underweight. They think it’s cute and continue but once you have done the damage you have to stay thin cause your body will become confused. In Jessica’s case she didn’t too much damage by going too thin a few years back but she does not look fat here at all. She looks “healthy.”

  10. Jessica definitely isn’t a failure at eating.

  11. lolz

    Great photo bomb by the guy in the back

  12. Anon

    She looks very healthy.
    She’s stunning

  13. Rasputins LiverR

    *

    Ha! The guy standing to the side of her with that “Whoa! She is one stupid country-ghetto bitch, man, with a sick in the head daddy to be sure. But dammit, man! I’d still tap that and I’m bettin’ Tiger’d love to putt on her “green” for a couple hours, too.”

    Or he’s just thinking, “wow, I could sure enjoy a beer right now. Say, who is that dumbass lookin’ twat with that stoopid grin on her face?”

    *

  14. cc

    Of course they aren’t failures. They can’t sing, dance, or act, AND are clearly unintelligent and inarticulate. Yet they are both rich. Of course they aren’t failures. We should all be so lucky do so well with so little.

  15. Randal(l)

    Of Course their not failures. they both have successful careers at….uh. They both have top selling….hmmm….they both won….. errr. they both contribute greatly to society by…..uhhhhhh. Ooh, ooh, one of them was in a Pizza Hut commercial with a muppet a few years back…and i’m pretty sure Jessica won the 2007 Louisiana state fair bacon and fried pie eating contest. That’s nothing a failure could accomplish

    Randal(l)

  16. tw

    I really don’t get why people dislike her so much. I think she looks great!
    Ashlee on the other hand, got hit with the ugly stick..IMO.

  17. pimp

    the bell boy would hit it…

  18. The Bell Boy in the background

    DAAAAAAAAAAMN that’s a lot of ass!

  19. Jessica and Ashlee might as well just do their sex tapes now and get it out of the way. It’s their only hope.

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  21. He shouldn’t have to defend his kids like that… It’s sad what the public does to some of these celebrities… He shouldn’t have to justify to anyone whether his daughters are failures or not…

  22. bmose

    Rochester the bellhop sez “Who’s the chunky white bitch? Baby got back.”

  23. Izzy

    I think she’s pretty.

  24. fail

    I’m pretty sure just the fact that he has to actually try to tell the world that they aren’t failures, means they’re failures.

  25. @ 7. FishBone – The dude’s face in the background is awesome. “I thought Anna Nicole Smith was dead!?”

    I thought it was Christie Brinkley with the sunglasses. That outfit obscures her lack of a waist, which is why I keep suggesting she wear that stuff all the time.

    @ 8. – Yeah, the hype and novelty wore off. Not much left after that.

    @ 24 – Your logic is strong.

  26. Hank

    Jessica ruined her own career. Her sole talent was having big cans and thin legs that detract from her man-chin. But now that she porked up massively, she looks like Kirstie Alley, and her big cans just match eveyhting else – big gut, big arms, huge thunder thighs, etc. She’s just a short fat chick now with overbleached hair and that ridiculous man-chin.

  27. Del

    I am tired of hearing about these people.

  28. Bob

    I thought I was done hearing about them?

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  32. Loren 2 the Pak

    Brotha in the background has a “who farted” face

  33. Loren 2 the Pak

    Brotha in the background has a “who farted” face

  34. snarfed

    @13, you’re not clever or funny.

  35. She still looks adorable.

  36. lmao@

    background guy (in shock.)

    HUH you’re taking a picture and i’m going to be in it.. omg what do I do.. okay cheee damn too late.

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