Joe Rogan fights on MySpace

March 3rd, 2006 // 122 Comments

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 1, 2006 4:17 PM

Joe Rogan, I hate you… you’re not funny…

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From: Joe Rogan

Date: Mar 1, 2006 8:07 PM

I love the fact that you need attention so bad that you had to email me that. That makes me feel happy :) Enjoy your depression. —–

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 7:59 AM

You really are an idiot… that 15 seconds now these 15 seconds now equal one-half of a minute that I spent letting you know that you are not funny… I sent you the message b/c you shamelessly plugged some gay event, 20 times, that i’m not goign to look at… How many medications are YOU on and then you tell me who is the depressed attention-whore… Enjoy balding,

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From: Joe Rogan

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:30 AM

First off, my employees send those out, and if you don’t want them, get off my list. Second off, you responding to any of those event requests, and doing it the way you did it, just shows me what a cunt of a man you are. You don’t like me? That’s great, because you’re obviously a douche bag, and the opinions of douche bags mean nothing. I love it when losers like you don’t like me. I like it even more when they express it. It makes me feel really good about my life when an insecure fat fuck like yourself takes the time out to email me, because that just shows me the way your shitty little mind works, and insures me that you’re always going to be what you are now… a failure. There’s always gotta be people like you around, because they make people like me stand out :)

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:45 AM

hahah, did i strike a nerve or something… you seem a bit testy by the way, my apologies… I should have shown Joe Rogan MUUUUCH more respect. Actor? Comedian? Shakespearian extrodinaire… People like you are the reason that everybody thinks they can make it in Hollywood and because people like you, anybody can make it into Hollywood… Look at William Hung. You did kill the Man Show Insecure? I guess we have something in common because you keep coming back at me… Your career is about over anyway, do you plan to work at the family hardware store after that? i’ll be back after your next message to me… I have a bag of snacky-cakes to eat. I’m behind on my daily quoto. I’m never going to be as fat as your ego if i have to stop eating and type. ,.. Kevin

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From: Joe Rogan

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:49 AM

I only wish this conversation was in real life, so I could see the nervousness in your fat little face. I enjoy these little email conversations that I have with haters :) You emailed me and insulted me because you have a mediocre mind, and that’s the extent of your capabilities. You trying to insinuate that I’m a loser is even more hysterical, because I’ve accomplished more in my life than you ever will if you could live a thousand of your shitty lives.

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:53 AM

hahahh, Oh really? What is it that you have accomplished, Joe Rogan?

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From: Joe Rogan

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:55 AM

Google search me, you fucking failure :)

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:58 AM

you’re avoiding the question… what have you accomplished

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From: Joe Rogan Date:

Mar 2, 2006 8:59 AM

That’s my answer, find out yourself.

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:01 AM

hahah, Joe Rogan… This is the funniest form I have ever seen you in. You’re only accomplishment, in my memory, is taking a highly successful show (The Man Show) and running it into the ground merely by your presence alone. I also don’t think playing second-fiddle to Brooke Shields is much of an accomplishment.

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From: Joe Rogan

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:09 AM

I was never on a show with Brooke Shields. I was however on 2 shows that made it to syndication, fear factor and newsradio, which means I never have to worry about money for the rest of my life. Think about that when you’re getting told what to do by your boss and struggling to pay your bills. I agree that the man show sucked, but unfortunately there wasn’t a whole lot I could do about it at the time. I did however, make a fuck load of money from it, and had the time of my life. You’re an ugly, fat faced zero, and I’m a famous multi millionaire. Those are the facts there, dear sweet kevin :)

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:27 AM

If we are arguing who has more money… YOU WIN!!! I’m sure your “Well i have more money than you” comeback comes in very resourceful on a daily basis when people constantly tell you how not-funny you are. But i’m 20 years old… where were you at age 20 junior college? About the fat thing… I didn’t realize I was fat, maybe becaue i’m so insecure, I’ll go purge a few pounds and tell some tabloid that Joe Rogan made me do it. . . Skinny Hollywood, actually… What is more pathetic tho… Hollywood actor making poor attempts to insult 20 year old college student and brag about who has more money because the college student didn’t think he was funny. And dont’ call me ‘Dear sweet Kevin.” I don’t what type of ‘man show’ you are wanting to make, but i want no part in it.

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From: Joe Rogan Date:

Mar 2, 2006 9:35 AM

“What is more pathetic tho… Hollywood actor making poor attempts to insult 20 year old college student and brag about who has more money because the college student didn’t think he was funny.” Did you forget how this all got started, fatty? You insulted me, and I let you know that your opinion means shit. This wasn’t some unprovoked attack by a bully, it was me defending myself to a hateful little loser.To answer your question, when I was 20, I was US open tae kwon do champion, and I was teaching it at Boston University, going to U Mass and thinking about doing stand up. I WASN’T insulting celebrities and then using my age as an excuse for why I’ve never accomplished anything. What the fuck have you ever done, Kevin? Come on, fat boy. Please do tell.

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:52 AM

obviously you didn’t graduate college or else you would be able to understand what I am saying. So let me break it down for you carefully… I am a 20 year old college student… that’s why I have no money. That’s not my excuse YOU ARE PETHETIC BECAUSE… You continue to go back and forth with as you put it “a zero.” Shoudn’t you be coming up with “funny” facial expressions for candid photos? It’s also not like I’m going out of my way to let you know about my “shitless” oppinions. I’ve never been in a movie, a sitcom, or even a shitty reality show, so to you I have accomplished nothing. But given less than a year, I know I could easily come up with a better stand-up routine than you.

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From: Joe Rogan

Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:59 AM

Exactly what I thought, you have done NOTHING. I told you what I had accomplished by the time I was your age, and you have nothing but excuses and empty boasts. You could come up with a better stand up routine than me? That’s hilarious. That’s better than anything you could ever possibly say trying intentionally to be funny. “I’ll show you! I could so do it if I wanted to!” Blah, fucking blah. You’re falling apart here, Kevin, and it’s taking you longer and longer to craft these responses. I’ve seen it happen a million times. There’s nothing unique about you. You’re a loser, pal. Always have been, always will be. If you’re lucky you’ll find some sad chick that’s willing to let you shoot a live round inside of her, and then you’ll have a little Kevin that you struggle to feed and raise. That’s about the best you’re ever going to do. And even then, you’ll have to live with the fact that a guy like me could ALWAYS steal her away from you with minimal effort. I go “back and forth” with you because it’s fun for me, and because I enjoy letting retarded douche bags like you know where they really stand in life.

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From: Kevin

Date: Mar 2, 2006 10:14 AM

I’ll admit… I’m slowing down. For some reason, even after all of this, I almost feel like telling you that you’re not as bad of a person as you are a comedian/actor/TV host … And you know … That may even be true … but dude … You really do suck at all of the above. You’ve seen it happen a Million times?… You are probably use to a lot of people torching you on a regular basis, but I didn’t think the dumb people would. I thought those &..39;tards were your fans. It doesn’t take much to understand your humor. Maybe one day i’ll find that girl to slip my seed in… Until then, Kevin Jr. is a long time away. To be honest with you, i vented my Joe Rogan frustrations on the very first simple message that i sent you. Since then, its just been funny to watch you get so worked up. After all is said, I am still a loser and have never accomplished anything in my life… but humbled by it… YOU… have been practicing the art of the loser for quite some time but for some reason think you are God’s gift to kathy griffen and Brooke Sheilds… YOU… are also the laughing-stock of Hollywood and amongst your little sub-culture, everybody thinks you are lame. maybe that is why you enjoy lashing out against people so much.

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From: Joe Rogan

Date: Mar 2, 2006 10:28 AM

I enjoy lashing out at people? Are you projecting, fatso? YOU started this whole thing, and now you’re backed into a corner. I enjoy responding to assholes, and that’s why we’re having this conversation. You think I suck at all the things I do? That’s fine with me, because as I’ve said before, the opinions of a fucking loser like you with no success to speak of means nothing. I’m the laughing stock of hollywood amongst my peers? And you know this how? Because in your little shit bag town of Athens, Ohio all my peers come over to your stinky little apartment and tell you how much they laugh at me? You got NOTHING, fat boy. Nothing to say, and nowhere to go. The only reason I’m still going with this at this point is because I think this is going to make an interesting blog entry :) Oh, and by the way, if any of you want to get in touch with Kevin, here’s his myspace profile: My friend “Kevin” on myspace.



  1. ESQ

    I am going to request him to be one of “my friends” now, he, he, he…

  2. clarkehead

    He’s got a lot of time on his hands, obviously. What a loser.

  3. Dusty Bear

    Hmm, maybe Joe Rogan really is funny – just not in the way he intended. Total lack of self-awareness . . .

    Maybe he’s never heard why arguing on the internet is like the special olympics:

    Even if you win, you’re still fucking retarded.

  4. MrPloppy

    I have no idea who Joe and Kevin are. But if it was a script by the end of act 3 they’d realise they were in love.

  5. gatoraudi2

    What a jackhole Joe Rogan is. I love the fact that some kid has gotten under his skin.

  6. sophiecatrupertjerk

    Oh, I am totally asking him to be one of my friends. Isn’t it easy to get inside the heads of the mental patients? You know what, if either of them ignored the other, they would probably just go away. This is much more entertaining than anything dealing with the Hilton whore or the dumbass Simpson family.

  7. A2Bcom

    HAHA I’mnot sure what is funnier, that Joe thinks this puts him in such a good light that he publishes it or that he thinks being a game show host puts him in a higher social standing? HAHA! Hey, I wonder if Bob Parker has a similar MySpace page? LOL

  8. the beast

    joe rogan did stand up?

    i guess that explains his wardrobe when he hosts the ufc fights. he’s trying to be funny.

  9. nichole

    I had to stop reading. Too long and annoying.

    This reminds me of the silly arguments here on two people (or more!) duking out, despite the fact that they don’t know eachother. Priceless.

  10. Not really a huge Joe Rogan fan becuase I never really watched Fear Factor, but I have nothing against the guy and that guy Kevin really did sound like a Douche-bag.

  11. This is why B-list celeb’s should not be allowed out of their cages at night.

  12. tits_on_snack


  13. gogoboots

    who is this douche bag?

  14. lowtalker

    Ah yes…the ole trusty “fatso”, “fat”, “fatty”. God bless ‘em for ever being there in many a internet fight. *sigh* I’m so glad he didn’t try being original.

  15. Wow, Superficial!

    Where or where did you ever find such a scoop?

  16. boobtube

    kevin sounds full-on retarded. likewise, referring to rogan as a “b-class” actor and comedian is just as ignorant as the “fatso”, “fat”, “fatty” comments. all in all, rogan is the one that is successful and kevin is some envious punk living in the suburbs listening to good charlotte while crying in his bedroom writing comments on

  17. cj14mommy

    all i have to say is wow

  18. tits_on_snack

    Kevin is my new favorite person of the week.
    “Oh this doesn’t bother me, not at all”.. Sure it doesn’t, Joe. That’s why you took the time to respond to this kid 500 times instead of just ignoring him, and type it all up into your freaking MYSPACE BLOG so all your internet friends can stand up for you.
    Up until now I had no real opinion of Joe other than “he’s that guy on fear factor”, but now I kind of feel sorry for him…

  19. bjpack

    Up until now I had never heard of Joe Rogan. If I look at this in a few days my first thought will likely be, “Joe Rogan? I’ve never heard of him.”

  20. azcoyote

    #17 – I think the point is that if your successful, you should not be an insecure douchebag who rags on the little guy who has not accomplished as much as you. Even if the little guy emails you and says you suck ass. It is just pathetic that in his position of “more success” he does not have “more security”. The correct response from ROgan would have been…

    “Sorry to hear you feel that way but thanks for watching the shows you watched. I have a great (his words) CD coming out if you want to give me another try. Otherwise, thanks for the email. Regards, Joe Rogan”

    But instead we got a bragging over-confident insecure asswipe response about how great Rogan is and how the typical loser is someone who is not in Hollywood or syndicated on a TV show. That is the basic jyst of his meaning. Too bad. I only had minor apathy in regards to his “work”.

    Now I can say I hate the douche. Why not, I am the typical “not in Hollywood, making it in the real world” kind of guy.

    Rogan = DOUCHE.

  21. jimmycracks

    #17 boobtube – good charlotte reference – HILARIOUS!

  22. Joe

    Yes Joe is quite the character I see him out and about every so often. If you want to hear go off about using some drugs click the link below. It worth a listen….

  23. Jeezus Rogan. Next we’ll find you out at the playground in a fetal position weeping like a little girl, surrounded by a bunch of taunting 10-year-olds saying “Nyaa Nyaa Nyaa Nyaa!” while you sob “I am TOO somebody! I AM, I AM I AM! I’m telling!”

    What a fucking tool.

    Look up “TROLL” the next time you pull your head out of your ass far enough to see an internet dictionary. Moron. (Prolly ought to look that up, too.)

    – AD -

  24. Anonymous

    I’ve never even heard of Joe Rogan before this post, but after reading that long email exchange, which was a pretty exhausting task in itself, I have to conclude that Mr. Rogan is a rather insecure, bitter person who is desperately clinging on to whatever fame he can grasp. It seems to me that his sense of superiority is achieved only by attacking those who are not in the same line of work as he is. Being in the entertainment industry, by the way, does not make one superior to others.

    You can also tell how extremely insecure Joe Rogan is because he resorts to ad hominem attacks (personal attacks) of Kevin, one of his critics. This is a classic defensive posture. Usually, people rely personal attacks because they don’t have real evidence on which to base their arguments and claims. As a result, they have to resort to psychological attacks, rather than intellectual ones. For these reasons and much, much more, I agree with post #21.

  25. not-one-of-you

    that no-talent douchebag has always sucked. how funny that he has to fight with some kid somewhere. wow. now i know not to waste one second, and maybe NewsRadio was in syndication for about 1/2 season three years ago, so not sure where he is collecting the royalties. I myself didn’t watch it after we lost Phil Hartman, RIP. no he was funny!!!!

  26. k37744

    “Enjoy balding.”

    Love it. I’d watch Kevin’s sitcom anyday.

  27. Zanna

    Do you guys dare me to send him the Permalink to all our comments to his blog???? teee heee…c’mon someone PLEASE DARE ME.

  28. Zanna

    Oh yea….and does anyone suspect based on Joe’s retort…that he has a small penis?

  29. gjp

    It took me a minute to figure out who this dork is…he is the least funniest person I have ever seen on tv (i.e. Man Show, Fear Factor). I always wondered what he had to do to get any of these gigs. If you have ever seen him on tv, he gives about 2%, he’s so awful. And he does these jobs to support his “stand up”? Yikes. Just goes to prove you don’t really need talent.

  30. Herr Helmut

    Without question, Joe Rogan is full of himself. I once bumped into him at a Gay Pride parade and said hello, but he, decked out in his assless leather chaps and hot pink boa, gave me the cold shoulder. Evidently he did not appreciate my German stormtrooper costume.

  31. Marguerite DeVille

    That kid Keven made Joe Rogan look like the biggest idiot EVER. For all his “success” he has obviously not matured past 10th grade. If he’s so successful and above it all, why would the guy have time to engage in a flame war with a 20-year-old college kid?

    And, in my not at all humble opinion, Kevin is some funny shizz. “Enjoy balding.” Snort.

  32. L.ronhubbard

    I had never heard of this meathead until today. Ugly, pathetic Z-list celebrities really shouldn’t be given so much space on this hallowed site. Bring on the titties!

  33. SparklingStarlet


    Who is Joe Rogaine and why is his balding ass taking up space on my precious Superficial page?

    Die, poser, die.

  34. Jacq

    Zanna- #28 PLEEZ do it! Let him know that “Kevin” is not, in fact, the only one who thinks Joe’s a waste of space (and myspace). Then he can call ALL of us fat, losers and NOT multi-millionaires because he’s MBT (Mr. Big Time).
    Oh, and on #29 YES.
    Trying to say you’re cool if you’re the only one saying it makes you a loser. Also, saying it doesn’t make it true.

  35. Drew

    Rogan = PWNED! big time.

    Anybody ever try to listen to his cd? God it is horrible.

  36. happy_bunny

    #28 – Zanna: I dare you.

    Now I have to talk to my lawyer about suing The Superficial for the five I.Q. points I lost reading this entry.

  37. my_glorious_lawn

    Seriously, I had no idea who Joe Rogan was until I read this post. Now, I still haven’t a clue who he is, but he seems like a bit of a jerk.

  38. Saucie

    Damn those ‘roids! Not only do they make your boybits small, they make you really, really angry. And they hurt when you wipe your hiney, too.

  39. downshine

    #28-Zanna, please, please send it! come back and tell us if you do. maybe if he replies to you like he did to kevin we can berate his stupidly pathetic life even more!

    that Kevin kid rocks, and its funny that rogan says kevin is fat because its so clear that rogan is to kevin as michael moore is to nicole richie. yeah.

  40. Anonymous

    What a coincidence with respect to post #39. I just had a nice little spurt of diarrhea myself. (I soooo love being lactose intolerant.) Technically, this has nothing to do with Joe Rogan, but the common theme I see here is diarrhea.

  41. downshine

    looks like this isnt the first time joe rogan has done something like this. he recruited his “fans” to support him when a waitress went and bitched about him at

    here’s the link for his delightful response…(its the story in green at the bottom of the page)

  42. Cat

    I didn’t know the fear factor guy had a name, and I certainly didn’t care what it was. This is so not worthy of a superficial posting. Who the fuck cares about this guy?


    What a dweeb. If Rogan posted this thinking it made him look good – he’s really stupid.
    It makes him look like a loser with too much time on his hands….I agree, ROGAN = DOUCHE

  44. I emailed him & he actually seems like a pretty cool guy. What other celebrity would take the time to respond to their emails from low lifes like me?

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    From: Rachel
    Date: Mar 3, 2006 12:25 PM

    I used to like you until I read your “haters” blog. Why does everyone in Hollywood have such huge egos…get over yourselves.

    You talk about being a millionaire just for being an actor like it’s something to be proud of. Why don’t you donate your money to the police officers, soldiers, and fire fighters who really deserve it???

    - Rachel

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    From: Joe Rogan
    Date: Mar 3, 2006 1:57 PM

    I donate to police all the time.
    The reason why I said it is because I was outlining reality to someone that was calling me a loser. I was just letting him know how ridiculous what he was doing was. Try to look at it in the context of a shit talking battle.

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    From: Rachel
    Date: Mar 3, 2006 1:06 PM

    Well it makes you look like a dick. You’re basically putting down everybody who doesn’t live in Hollywood & doesn’t make a million dollars. I’m a single mom, ex-military & I make in a whole year what you make in a day…does that make me a loser who does nothing??


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    From: Joe Rogan
    Date: Mar 3, 2006 2:18 PM

    I’m not putting down anyone but the kid I was talking to.

  45. Zanna

    Well..for those who dared me!!! I’ve told him where he can go for some enlightment. Go to his blog and I’ve posted under “miss”

  46. Wow Zanna you’re just SO cool. Now I triple double dog dare you to get a life.

    Like I said before, he seems like a pretty cool guy to even be responding to people’s emails. Most celebrities are above that. Anyways, I’m gonna get back to my not-a-million-dollar paying loser job.

  47. The Devil

    Rogan’s rollin’ in the dough, that’s cool. That seems to qualify as being successful in some way in life. More power to him.

    And he was firing back at the loser who insulted him, he wasn’t calling everyone without high-paying jobs losers. Like he said, look at the context of the situation.

  48. boobtube

    being an actor and making millions *IS* something to be proud of. so he’s egotistical, like 95% of the other celebrities in the world. instead of him snorting blow off a hookers ass and conforming himself to trendy hollywood shitburger labels he’s promoting himself on myspace. say what you will, most other celebrities wouldn’t let any opinion past their pr person.

    he has every right to insult some 20yearold college student shmuck questioning his own success. kevin’s mycrapspace profile speaks for itself. he looks like a dipshit.

  49. Oh Darling

    Tae Kwon Do Champion?

    This guy looks like he’s on a one way path to becoming Chuck Norris. He’ll probably start endorsing things on informercials. Then, there’ll be a T-Shirt with his face on it, soley because he sucks.

    Why would anyone “enjoy responding to assholes”? Personnally I hate it. Joe Rogan is either has WAY too much time on his hands, or has no friends. Or both.

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