Joe Rogan and Carlos Mencia get their fight on

February 15th, 2007 // 120 Comments
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Joe Rogan got banned from the Comedy Store yesterday because of the video below that’s been circulating the internet the past couple of days. The video features Joe Rogan tearing into Carlos Mencia onstage for stealing other comedians’ material, a fact that’s apparently pretty universally accepted in the industry. The video is 10 minutes long, but if you can make it through the confusing editing and horrible sound it’s a pretty interesting watch. I always knew Carlos Mencia was annoying, I just never realized he was a fucking thief. I mean how do you steal other people’s material and still manage not to be funny? It’d be like robbing a bank and ending up with a giant bag full of dead chickens. Score!

Click ‘Play’ below to watch the video.


  1. jinx100

    am i only person who doesnt know who these guys are????
    therfore how is this news?

  2. Bearded Dragon

    i think its sick the way people just steal other people’s work. this isnt just exclusive to comedy but to music, films, television and radio. Jeebus, why are we, the consumer, having our intelligence insulted by recycled and copied bullshit??? Explanations people???

  3. woodhorse

    Protect those brainwaves!! Bob Hope kept his best stuff locked in a vault and video taped (via TV, whatever available) anything he did use to keep those stealing bastards from robbing his ideas.

  4. crazyotto

    i think its sick the way people just steal other people’s work.this isnt just exclusive to comedy but to music,films,television and radio.Jeebus,whyare we,the consumer,having our intelligence insulted by recycled and copied bullshit???Explanations people???….and other peoples comments!!!

  5. Gerald Tarrant

    Joe Rogan is a huge fucking tool. He just likes to cause scenes to keep his name in the news. He should realize it just makes him look stupid. Lest we forget him arguing with a kid on his Myspace page.

  6. crazyotto

    I just had to do it(lol dragon)

  7. ImaCracka

    He’s mexican…Should be lucky thats all that he stole….!!!!

    LOL….

    Hey it was a joke people…..

  8. IS Joe Rogan more relevent than Andy Dick?

    Just a question….

  9. ImaCracka

    THROUGH HIS PUBLISCIST, IMACRACKA WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR REFERING TO MEXICAN’S AS THIEVES. ” I REALIZE WHAT I SAID WAS WRONG AND VERY RUDE TO A MAJOR PART OF OUR NATION, I WILL BE ENTERING REHAB AND RACE AWEARNESS PROGRAMS IMMEDIATLY.”

    THERE WILL BE FURTHER UPDATES ON THIS NEWS STORY AS EVENTS HAPPEN.

    BACK TO YOUR REGULAR ROGRAMMING ALREADY IN PROGRESS.

  10. ImaCracka

    IMACRACKA HAS BEEN SPOTTED LEAVING REHAB UNDER ESCORT BUT NOT WEARING PANTIES. HE APPEARANTLY HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE MALL WHERE HE BOUGHT SEVERAL PAIRS OF HIGH END PANTIES.

    LATER HE WAS SEEN WITH PARIS HILTON WHO ATTEMPTED TO CLOSE HIS LEGS WHEN THE PAPARAZZI SWARMED IN TRYING TO CATCH A PHOTO OF HIS NAUGHTY PARTS.

  11. RichPort

    I’d fuck him.

  12. karasoth

    Yes because you know Jokes don’t all work on formulas.

    and the basic ideas of jokes aren’t composed of combining elements in a way.

    Also who the f cares if he changed his name

    Joe Rogan being a whiner cause he needs some way to get publicity because he SUCKS and he ruined The Man Show (how the heck could you run the Man Show into the can)

  13. BarbadoSlim

    Joe Rogan, is hmmmmm, what’s another word for asshole?

    Oh yeah, ASSHOLE

  14. Niecy

    Damn it Joe Rogan! Now Carlos Mencia will have to come up with his own material, which will be even less funny.

  15. BarbadoSlim

    No kidding #14, Mencia is a more depressing version of Paul Rodriguez, yikes.

  16. abdomtv

    who the hell is joe rogan anyway?????!!!

  17. RichPort

    It’s not Mencia’s fault. He was being trolled by Wally.

  18. fergernauster

    Rogan is a 5’3″ hairy butt-crack ass-wipe with anger management issues. But I did kind of like him on “Fear Factor”. He tore apart many of the freaks on there.

  19. lisad71

    Joe Rogan is a no talent hater. He’s just pissed because Carlos sells out huge venues and got a Super Bowl ad. I saw Carlos a few months ago at the Seminole Hard Rock Hollywood (FL) and he sold out two nights in 45 minutes.

    Maybe if the comics who claim that Carlos stole their material delivered it like he does, they would have gotten the attention and recognition they feel they deserve.

  20. biatcho

    Mencia is just one of many things wrong with Comedy Central the last few years. Used to be a really great network, then they let unfunny assholes like this douche get their own shows that try to rip off Chappelle and genuinely funny people who don’t have to try so hard and it all goes to pot.

    And why in christs good name does Comedy Central feel the need to show Dr Jekyl & Ms. Hyde with Tim Daly & Sean Young almost everye weekend??? It is the worst movie ever made! I long for the days of waking up on Saturday afternoons to find Top Secret followed by Caddyshack.

  21. Dave Polands Gut

    I didnt know this was the Carlos Mencia fan club. Suprising.

  22. kmddmk

    Very True 14 & 20. Chappelle knows how to take race-related humor to a unique & creative level, but Mencia just spits out the same old stereotypes-as-jokes bullshit… I have tried watching the show but can’t ever get past the first sketch b/c it’s always the same tired formula… “This week we’re laughing at (insert cultural group here) because they’re different and it’s funny!!!!!!”
    GENIUS!

  23. Antonotron

    Joe Rogan is an idiot. I’m glad he got banned. It’s retarded for him to get up on a soapbox like that and call him out using all of those grade-school tactics (“back me up” “i’m not the only one, right?”) — i mostly feel sorry for him in this video. Rogan’s the guy who’s REALLY looking for validation.

    And the Ari-joke: that’s total b.s. — ANYONE could have thought of that. and what they cut off from the clip was the REST of the joke. Carlos took it a lot further and made a lot more entertaining than that other tard who’s whining it was stolen.

  24. RichPort

    Wow. I just can’t keep up with my troll. It seems to have WAAAAAAAAAAY more time than I do (which of course is a translation for lack of employment). Please write something funny for once. And stop being a bitch… come after me under your own handle. Oh, wait. That just means you’ll get ate, and you can’t handle that.

  25. carlogo

    Joe Rogan is hands down the funniest stand-up I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen quite a few, including Carlos Mencia. While I agree the one-liner about “who’s gonna build” it could be thought up by many, Mencia has “borrowed” from other comics many times. What’s interesting is that the time I saw Carlos perform, Bobby Lee was one of the openers. He was funnier than Carlos by far. Rogan may be in-your-face, but he’s correct. Those who actually go to stand-up shows will agree with me. Those who just watch Comedy Central or Leno or Letterman will think Rogan is just an envious, pissed off a-hole. He’s just pissed off.

  26. Ossot

    sad thing is. Rogan could probably kick every poster’s ass on here 1 after the other if it wasn’t for his back injury a while back.

    Exact reason why mencia’s fat ass wouldn’t touch him, and Rogan couldn’t strike him first. Rogan seriously would’ve beat the spic out of mencia.

  27. jrzmommy

    who the fuck are these assholes?

  28. BarbadoSlim

    “Joe Rogan is hands down the funniest stand-up I’ve ever seen,”
    Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaallyyyy?!?!?!

    “and I’ve seen quite a few,”

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLYY!?!?!?!
    By quite a few I’m guessing you mean you’ve just seen Carrot Top, Pauly Shore and Gallagher.

  29. Pointandlaugh

    “Joe Rogan is hands down the funniest stand-up I’ve ever seen”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

    THAT is the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

    /Rogan is an un-funny, no-talent hack

  30. Superevil

    “I mean how do you steal other people’s material and still manage not to be funny?”

    Ask Dane Cook.

  31. 2cute4ya

    Carlos Mencia is such a fat FRAUD!! His rel nme is NED Holness(His father was White/His mom Mexicn) but he changed his name to sound more”ethnic” and to get away with his corny stereotypical racist bullshit! I can’t believe anyone over 12 actually finds him relevant or funny.

  32. Lizzle

    Wow, thanks Superfish. Watching 2 overweight, egotistical B-List celebutards battle it out over who has the right to tell jokes first has been the highlight of my day. It’s comparable on so many levels to the Rosie/Trump feud. What is it with these people in Hollywood taking themselves waaaaaayyyyy more seriously than they need to?

    Do they really feel like Americans would be missing something if they didn’t put their lives on the line for us to dissect and analyze? Obviously they need to put themselves out there, and then complain about their lack of privacy. I wouldn’t last two seconds in Hollywood going on a mass murder rampage, I can’t think of another area in this world where more people are self-absorbed, shallow and retarded.

  33. Bioplant

    #32,

    Lizzle,

    Your post would be even somewhat relevant had you got at least your 2nd sentence correct.

    Joe Rogan is not overweight. Far from it, actually. He’s ripped and not only commentates for UFC but also competes in mixed martial arts.

    Are you fat yourself? I ask because I am no Joe Rogan fan, but your post reminds me of a dumb fat chick I used to know when I was young. She had Down’s, and well, her name was Liz.

    Just asking, tubby.

  34. Lizzle

    #33 … “I ask because I am no Joe Rogan fan” … oh ok, so it’s common knowledge that Joe Rogan competes in mixed martial arts and commentates for UFC? You know what he does on the weekends, by any chance? Social Security number? You’re pretty quick to jump on the Joe Rogan defense train for not being a fan.

    You’re also wrong to assume that my screenname on here means that my name is Liz, or that I have a weight issue; far from it. And only TRUE retards would comment on another poster’s stupidity because they made a disparaging comment about Joe Rogan.

    Sorry that your childhood crush Liz said no when you asked her out since you’re obviously still not over it but no need to take it out on me, dude.

  35. I’m mexican and I’m with Joe Rogan.
    I watched Mencia’s stand-up act and even I spotted at least 3 stolen jokes. And the stuff he probably DOES make up borders on totally offensive, even to mexicans. Don’t get me wrong, I loooove me a good race joke, but the way he does it just seems excessive. I was cringing with each gag. George Lopez. He’s funny. Chappelle. He’s funny. Louie C.K. He’s funny. Carlos “Ned” Mencia and Dane Cook should hang out… so’s I can hit them both with my car at once.

  36. Italian Stallion

    We should send him back to Mexico on a plate with Condoleeza Rice and let the Mexicans eat him……….

  37. carlogo

    Dearest Barbadoslim and Pointandlaugh,

    Have you seen his stand up? Don’t go by Fear Factor (he’s just the host) or Talk Radio (he was funny, but he was just playing a character) or his UFC gig. Go see him live. Seriously, I’ve seen Rogan twice and each time he killed. People’s faces and stomachs hurt because they were laughing his entire set. The first time he was “on” because he was recording an album. If you’ve ever seen his stand-up, then you would know what I’m talking about. You will never, ever see him do stand-up on network TV or basic cable because he’s too dirty most of the time. Seinfeld will give you a good chuckle, but for balls-out laughter (isn’t that what you want from a comedian?), Rogan crushes it. Gallagher and Carrot Top are lame. Hell, Mencia is funnier than those guys. But the fact that you guys point to those mainstream/vanilla comics illustrates the fact that you really don’t know much about stand-up outside of what you’re fed on basic cable.

  38. Superevil

    We need more Mitch Hedbergs

  39. misanthrope

    Um, ok. A nobody unfunny dude and another nobody unfunny dude fighting about who’s lamer? That’s a tough call.

    So, I heard on the Penn show that some comedian, can’t remember who… great… anyway, this guy is usually funny. One night he was at a club, bombing. Badly. People were going, wtf? When he was done, he said to the audience: ‘Thanks, everyone! That was last night’s monologue from Jay Leno!’ The audience was then uproarious.

    @38… Mitch is a local hero… and I agree.

  40. I really wish Mencia had taken a swing at him. If Rogan was going to get banned anyway, he might as well get escorted out picking pieces of Mencia’s teeth out of his knuckles.

  41. karasoth

    Uhuh… Joe Rogan may be Radio Funny. But I have seen Joe Rogan on standup and he SUCKS His jokes may be technically proficent but he has no soul or delievery.

    as for “He isn’t really Carlos Mencia.”

    Really… your saying George Carlin was never the hippie Dippie weatherman?

    Or that Larry the Cable guy is really some redneck

    or maybe some comedians make up personas to …ya know… PERFORM.

    Remember Joe Rogan is a deuche who bragged about a flame war with some kid on Myspace.

    Joe has SERIOUS mental issues, and this is just a continuation. If Joe Rogan was any good at comedy he would have better things to do then run in and ruin Carlos’s performance

  42. nicholelibra

    So Joe get’s banned for calling out a thief?

    Joe may not be the funniest person ever, but he’s had quite a few zingers.

    One time he told a heckler that he’d wrap his dick around her neck and start her up like a lawn mower. You have to see the video to get it. She so had it coming.

    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20970

  43. Lowlands

    I wanna see these guys wrestle in clown-outfit.

  44. whitegold

    Joe Rogan is awesome! Why are people making it sound like Rogan being a shit disturber and picking fights is a bad things? That’s what makes him more awesome. I think we all need to see more celebrities (even b-listers) talking smack and trying to start shit with other celebrities, that’d make for funny stuff. I don’t care if he just did these to get more attention. I appluad his hotheaded behaviour. Like why doesn’t Paris get up in BS’s face and start yelling at her and smack her around for ditching her as a friend. That’d be cool to see. Much more interesting than their lame sex videos.

    And Rogan calls UFC matches, that’s cool.

  45. GG 4.33

    It is well known in comedy circles that Mencia rips other comedians off. Comedians have a generally low standard of ethics when it comes to what they say on stage, but stealing is forbidden. That’s their line, and Mencia crossed it a long time ago. Mencia is a belligerent, untalented ass who was only hired by Comedy Central because they needed an “ethnic” comedian after the vastly superior Dave Chappelle left the network. Mencia doesn’t “tell it like it is”. He makes blatantly obvious statements (white people do this, black people do that), and the “beaner” stuff was done years ago (and much better) by Cheech (who is a real Mexican, as opposed to Mencia, whose real name is Ned Holness, and he’s Honduran and German, not Mexica) and Chong.

  46. GG 4.33

    As for Rogan, he’s a real ass as well. Just because he’s right about Mencia doesn’t mean Rogan is necessarily better. This is like seeing a wrestling match between two heels. You don’t really give a shit who wins, but if it’s the lesser of two morons, I’ll choose Rogan.

  47. GG 4.33

    As for Rogan, he’s a real ass as well. Just because he’s right about Mencia doesn’t mean Rogan is necessarily better. This is like seeing a wrestling match between two heels. You don’t really give a shit who wins, but if it’s the lesser of two morons, I’ll choose Rogan.

  48. LoneWolf

    @ #3 – actually, the story goes that Bob Hope had long-running feud with Milton Bearle because Uncle Miltie stole his shit.

    Stealing jokes goes back to vaudeville. Just ask Denis Leary, Robin Williams, Dane Cook, or yes, Carlos Mencia. They all do it. Of course, that don’t make it right.

    As for Rogan, he’s a dillweed.

  49. BoognishRising

    @7
    He’s not even mexican. Dee-dee deeeeeee.

  50. steffington

    yeah, carlos mencia is like a swedish guy or something.

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